Again, if there's a Democratic majority in the House in 2027, I think it's imperative that they start impeaching Supreme Court justices.

historians of american decline will spend a lot more time talking about john roberts than donald trump imo

Happy 100th birthday, Mel Brooks! Here’s some great advice he gave me back he was a wee lad of 95. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

THIS. I'm in a few FB raccoon groups. What used to be a genuine joy is now entirely ruined by AI content. "Who cares, its cute!" I DO. I care. It isn't cute, its literally not real. And it sucks bc the soulless slop takes away from how special the REAL moments in nature are.

Of course he’s a Cancer

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

I never spoke on this publicly but we were also subject to an anonymous false report— we thought it was a political attack, but it turned out it was the deranged 44 yo racist who lives downstairs with his mom. Despite clear lies (padded room, wrong gender of child), CPS “had” to investigate 🧵

Making my family do rank choice voting on dog breeds

SCOTUS Justice Amy Coney Barrett has 2 Black Haitian kids who she adopted. Today she ruled to expel 700K Haitians who were here legally. Proximity to white supremacy is not protection from white supremacy. And proximity to Black and brown people is not exemption from being a fascist and racist.

Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida https://theonion.com/critics-warn-gta-vi-could-inspire-impressionable-teens-to-live-in-florida/

A “y’all means all” bumper sticker hits different when it’s on a hearse

Honestly gobsmacked at the number of non-elbow responses. It’s a classic of the genre for a reason!!!

How the fuck does a giraffe go missing

My husband was just trying to sell me on how incredible it was that the Eagles could make such good music while fighting and I was full-on yelling at him about Fleetwood Mac

Fucking finally

Lander on comparisons between his flank of the Democratic Party and the Tea Party: "We're joyful about what it looks like to deliver. That is very different energy than what the Tea Party brought. We want to build something, not just break something."

These candidates are winning with Democrats because the corporate centrist weakling approach has repeatedly failed to deliver the programs we hoped we were voting for. We wanted Mamdanis and got Schumers and Merrick Garlands and it sucks. The voters are not wrong. The party has failed us.

wh...why would you drive over the reflecting pool

Ok, apparently I don’t hate *all* country music

Both these headlines are from Texas this month. Texas sentenced anti-ICE protestors to 100 years in prison, but a serial pedophile to only 30 days. This is MAGA exemplified.

30 years for moving some zines www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If folks don’t yet understand that the First Amendment is dead in this country, here is your proof. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"After analyzing federal and industry records, including never-before-examined data on vehicle dimensions, we found that the rise of large pickups and S.U.V.s is an important factor." i'm sorry but how the fuck is this correlation just coming to light now?

Diagnosed with cancer at 13, Crowe spent his life organizing for workers and immigrant communities across North Carolina before his death.

turns out being deliberately antagonistic towards the people who elected you in order to court people who would under no circumstances ever vote for you is not smart

He’s dead, he was a really bad dad of the alcoholic and assorted abuses variety, I’m a dad-like mom far better in every way than he was.

Self-own of the decade: BuzzFeed pivots toward AI slop, loses everything. futurism.com/artificial-i...

"Can I touch your hair?"

Trump pardoned people who literally smeared shit on the capitol walls

in this story the neighbors notice something is wrong, stop to help, call someone else to come translate, film everything, defend the victim from further attacks from a belligerent armed racist, and call 911 *four times* over several *hours* before the cops roll up and immediately kill someone

If someone chooses to live in a smaller home in the inner city in part to avoid a long commute, they generally don’t pressure society to build them a bigger house with more stuff. So if you choose a bigger stuff-filled house in the suburbs, don’t expect society to build you a fast car commute.

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

Here at the Reflecting Pool where a big chunk ofTrump's blue paint-apoxie has peeled off the bottom of the pool and is bobbling in the water.

The way it sits ON his ear instead of behind. He signed off on this design!

Such good news. Human beings are capable of magical and wonderful things. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers (Maybe people remember it but not enough of you fuckers watched it)

Here's a fun fact about Elon Musk: in 2020, his (nominal) net worth was $20b, and today it's $1t (nominally). But *that's* not the fun fact; *this* is: everything he's done since 2020 was a flop. 1/

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

19???? In dog years?

Remember, it's only a waste of taxpayer money when it is something that is being done to help other people

Very normal times these are! During our 1:1 today, someone on my team and I spent most of the call looking up at what ages Trump relatives died.

Kohen Wiley, a 1-year-old child, is dead after a Mississippi police officer shot into a car and killed him. Family members say his mother was holding him in the passenger seat. The officers were responding to a shoplifting call over a box of diapers at the Senatobia Walmart.

when I got laid off from Vice, I later found out that members of the c-suite had awarded themselves bonuses that were higher than my annual salary. I hope that answers your question.

My husband has to attend a FIFA match—box seats—for a work outing and he is LIVID lol (Not a soccer guy, hates work social events, hates crowds)

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

Total lifetime charitable giving by these five parasites is ~$10 billion, or 0.4% of current net wealth, equivalent to the median American donating a total of $771 since they were born. (The parasites have another ~$30 billion in fake "philanthropy," money sent to tax-avoidance funds they control.)