The Princess Bride, obvs The Silence of the Lambs Wonder Boys

Land of the free

Honestly, if the extraction of wealth from taxpayers to Elon Musk--a person who clearly does not belong here--was halted and his companies were nationalized, that would be a great start to healing the nation.

Wunmi Mosaku at Vanity Fair Oscar Party #fashionsky

Fantastic article. When I recommend Sinners to a coworker he said, “the horror movie??” and I went, “what? No, it’s not a horror movie. I mean it is, but that’s secondary imo.” This article captures what I meant.

SINNERS stats: • 4 Oscars • 3 BAFTAs • 2 Grammys • 2 Actor Awards • 2 Golden Globes • A on CinemaScore • $370M+ worldwide • 4 Critics Choice Awards • 97% on Rotten Tomatoes • One of the best reviewed wide-release films of the decade

YOU’RE GODDAMNED RIGHT HE DID

My boo!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah

Ok that intro Conan did as Gladys was hilarious #Oscars

Audrey Nuna in Thom Browne at the #oscars. More red carpet later on our site.

👇🎯 The key to solving ~every 21st century policy problem in 🇺🇸 is primarily just re-adopting 20th century policy solutions (immigration, higher marginal tax rates, more public investment) that we discarded/did not extend to everyone because of either Reaganism, racism, or some combination thereof.

This is the destination of every company that tries to replace creative human workers with AI slop. futurism.com/artificial-i...

My favorite part of this scene is how the parade goes past Florsheim shoes* like 6 times *topical!!

Search your camera roll for “hell” A happy memory!

In more Bad Decisions by Melissa news, I grabbed what I thought were just pastel-colored plain M&M’s and it turns out they’re some sort of white chocolate “marshmallow treat” monstrosity

One thing you absolutely don’t want to do is decide to drive smack through the middle of Atlanta on St Paddy’s Day parade day

it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

shout out whatever brave soul keeps updating the construction info sign next to piedmont park meadow

A Democrat has won the mayor's seat in Boca Raton... by one vote:

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning" got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

Instead of going to war with Iran, we could cover health care for millions of Americans. And still have $20 billion left over.

The cats hate the new sofa

$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year: -1.4 million people on Medicaid -19 million kids getting free school lunches -1.4 million people getting affordable housing -1.1 million hungry seniors fed -0.8 million children given free child care

This is in no way intended to be taken as endorsement or approval of all things Ezra Klein (tho he does well here), thus is merely to ask, when did he get hot? Is it just me?

Somehow, this story keeps getting worse: "The ongoing investigation has so far found that the munition did not go off target, but rather hit the school because old intelligence showed it to be a military target, the four sources said." www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/o...

Maybe we confiscate $844.7 billion of that, use it for social services, and leave him "only" as rich as Mitt Romney?

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

The officer who killed Ruben Ray Martinez has been identified as Homeland Security Investigations agent Jack Stevens.

Okay we can close the loop on this one.

Why isn’t Elizabeth Warren the Senate Minority Leader?

Oooh that was actually the case with my college scholarship too. One year I bought a leather jacket and a VCR* to make sure I got enough money to cover additional classes the next year. *I am very old

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

As millions of Americans were losing their SNAP benefits the Pentagon spent: 🔹️$6.9 million worth of lobster tails🦞 🔹️$15.1 million for ribeye steak 🥩 🔹️$2 million for Alaskan king crab 🦀 🔹️ and even $98,329 on a Steinway & Sons grand piano ✏️ by @newrepublic.com

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@warnock.senate.gov @ossoff.bsky.social @repnikema.bsky.social My congresspeople, promise me you will prosecute this man to the fullest extent of the law

The Iranian girls’ school was hit by a US tomahawk cruise missile. NPR has confirmed the footage.

Hope to see his prosecution at The Hague sooner rather than later.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 YES

Waking up in the dark is bullshit. Permanent standard time!!!

This wine tastes like bad breath someone attempted to mask with gum and it’s not working. Do not recommend

Probably my most parasocial relationship is with Rihanna and Rocky and the babies and if anything ever happens to them

This is an extraordinary reporting job by 2 Charleston journalists, meticulously fact-checking the Epstein victim who has accused Trump of abusive behavior. Bottom line: Many details of what she told the FBI check out, though none relate directly to Trump. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

Thoroughly discombobulated by the light level outside rn

Why does a box of microwave popcorn give the nutrition info for *unpopped* popcorn. Who’s out there eating their popcorn raw?

Pete Hegseth is unhinged and has no idea what he is doing. He’s putting our servicemembers at risk. He should be fired immediately.

My ideal car is an electric, AWD GTI. Volkswagen pls do this

this made me cackle all the way through