when the cdc didn't care and the federal government attacked them, remember that taco bell stood with the people

@fluffy369.bsky.social i hope you had a good one 🍻

@fluffy369.bsky.social OH FUCK I FORGOT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY

that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother

Rewatched terminator 2 last night. Fun movie about AI leading to nuclear war and how the easiest way to kill someone is to dress up like a cop. Can't say its themes resonate today.

New Evidence Proves First Flag Made By Betsy Ross Actually Shirt For Gay Friend https://theonion.com/new-evidence-proves-first-flag-made-by-betsy-ross-actua-1819571927/

get in the car tails or we’ll make ayanami do it again

PSA: Neon's website has an awesome sale right now. And it works on pre-orders! www.neonrated.com/shop

I don't think they should do a Mad Men legacyquel about, like, Sally going to work for Peggy and Joan in early '80s Los Angeles or something, because it would be a creatively bankrupt proposition, but I would also watch it, so I am not without sin here.

Who needs psychedelics when you have the natural high of getting up too fast?

Shirley Jaffe, Hop and Skip, 1987 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135214

types of mutual on social media: * your buddy you riff with all the time * someone you used to riff with but are pretty sure has you muted at this point * person you admire who followed you back somehow and gives you a jumpscare every time they like a post * we interacted one time years ago

one really annoying bluesky bug is you'll briefly see a very intriguing/interesting post the moment you hit refresh, which then disappears forever from your timeline, never to be found again..

Robert Colescott, Emergency Room, 1989 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1134735

OMG, thank you so much.

This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension

🌕 My other half… finally revealed. CREDIT:NASA

Coachella seems like it would be fun if I could teleport in, see everything for free, and then teleport out. Also if no one talked to me.

netflix lighting must be stopped

youtu.be/L2UzKWC9CfY?... Oh My God

WAIT LET ME PUT ON PANTS AT LEA-

ＳＯＭＥＴＨＩＮ＇ ＦＵＮＮＹ ＴＯ ＬＩＳＴＥＮ ＴＯ ＳＴＡＲＴＩＮＧ ３ＰＭ ＥＳＴ ２０２６．０４．０４ unaffiliated.fun

Its always a good day when I get a package from @choleraepidemic.bsky.social in the mail

Here's one for the non-believers

Our series begins on March 5, 507 years ago. Spaniards have arrived a couple weeks previous, and Mexica messengers are delivering daily reports to Motechuzoma. Read this epic for FREE on our website. Here's the first page:

tasmanian devil

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

Got re-verified after a little blip so now it's my duty as the most official looking Taco Bell account on here to report once again that eating Taco Bell makes you gay

You probably can’t personally stop the war in Iran today. Is there something you can do for your neighbors hiding from ice? For a trans person in Kansas? Any local aid orgs or rapid response networks? Phone banks? Anyone already doing good shit that just needs a hand?

Get my man some Icy-Hot #Pokemon30

Fat Pikachu is now on his second "eeeh, if those cholesterol numbers get any higher," talking-to from his doctor (It's fine, Fat Pikachu has started doing pilates for his back, so it'll help both things hr figures)

Nintendo: “Pokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

It's hard to pin down the feeling, it's as though you have to prove they are human, and not sub-human savages or magical fairies. In a way that's just the study of history but it feels especially true in this continent.

Talking about Mesoamerican can be frustrating at times because a whole lot of it feels like trying to get across that they did all the normal stuff that was done in the 'old world', as though it was a crazy revelation. For good or ill it feels like the idiosyncrasies are the baseline.

That 19% of Latinos who've changed their mind are still traitors and no amount of excuses will change that. Hijos de la gran puta todos.

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

any time i see a clip like this i have to link to this music video from a few years ago made by my first neopets internet boyfriend vimeo.com/showcase/490...

doctor doctor gimme the news ive got an unworn pair of baby shoes

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist