My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

Instead of being mad that 42 million people receive SNAP benefits, you should be asking why those 42 million need SNAP benefits.

Time for me to bring this back. Jojo Sliwa

ICE claims 'Mobile Fortify' was developed "in-house" but the 'Fortify' facial recognition system is private Israeli software IDF contractor Corsight AI's core product used by the Israeli military to surveil Palestinians. bsky.app/profile/jose...

Fuck this fucking guy and his dumb fucking face. I hope he REDACTED until his REDACTED falls off.

I actually think they should build the ballroom with no oversight at all. They should do it fast and cheap and invite all their friends for opening night and make it romantic with thousands of candles burning. Let's build this thing by the end of the year.

Out of curiosity I looked up the most expensive homes available in Manhattan and yeah, money is a cancer.

It's hard to look and see the hate and ignorance surrounding us on a daily basis and not think Trump is the president this country deserves.

YUP. Hundreds of thousands of Trump's supporters chose to die of Covid instead of wearing a mask and social distancing in order to "own the libs". They will burn their house down if it ensures someone they perceive as "less" gets something they've deemed they don't deserve.

Scrolling through my timeline and I guess something happened in the world of baseball last night?

LOL. Failson.

Every man is given the choice of two paths in life.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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Why couldn't a teenage Stephen Miller have just followed through on his destiny and become a school shooter?

FRANKENSTEIN is pure unfiltered Guillermo Del Toro. You can feel the care put into every frame. Oscar Issac is great, but it's Jacob Elordi who absolutely kills it. Some of the dialogue is a bit heavy-handed when it comes to the themes, but there's a sincerity you can't deny.

Frankens-time for FRANKENSTEIN!

I rewatched THE COLOR OF MONEY this week and had this idea.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

I found a random theater near me that's showing GDT's FRANKENSTEIN and secured my ticket for tomorrow! No driving into the city and paying $50 for parking for me.

Time for my monthly Vinegar Syndrome and Friends post

If Schumer and Jeffries had only posted a strongly worded letter on the door of the east wing, it wouldn't have gotten torn down.

It's only a matter of time. Have faith.

Not simply fascism. Monarchism.

Soderbergh and Fincher playing in the Star Wars universe would have been fun, but the last time Disney allowed an auteur to deliver something even the tiniest bit challenging (TLJ) fans collectively lost their shit. They're never going to let that happen again.

they should promise to let one lucky voter blow it up with a looney tunes dynamite plunger

Wearing nothing but this and standing in the corner at an orgy.

I'm going to Maine again next month. Anyone need me to grab any Nazi tattoos while I'm there?

Can't believe I'm rooting for Zaslav in this fight. Fuck him and everything about him, but fuck the Ellisons even more.

The LEAST intense energy that every masked ICE Gestapo-like secret police agent deserves from every American who values their freedom. 🖕 #AbolishICE

If you keep lowering your standards to “win” against the other side, eventually you’ll just be on the other side

I do find it amusing that libs are like "so he had a bad tattoo, I'm sorry he's not perfect, but no one will live up to your ideals" - actually not having a nazi tattoo seems like a very low bar to clear

One of the things that I’ve been forced to face and take the loss on is that all of the people who critiqued Bernie for his dismissive stances on identity politics were largely correct. This is a very bad response from a guy who should know better.

PSA: Criterion flash sale tomorrow (10/22) at noon est.

People who rate movies with arbitrary numbers annoy me. What do you mean you rated this movie an 8.3? Give me a detailed explanation what the difference is between an 8.3 and an 8.2. You can't.

Hey look, something I voted for that actually works.

If someone was racist in the past and got a Nazi tattoo but has changed and is trying to be better, great. Doesn't mean we should vote for them though.

Re-upping for the morning crowd. Please give if you can. And no matter what, please share this so others can support it. Thank you!

Updated ranking upon rewatch of FINAL RECKONING.

There's a metaphor here and no democrat will figure out how to use it.

At some point we need to have a real discussion about how half the fucking internet is inaccessible when AWS gets fucked.

It's Monday, folks. Let's get out there and make the most of this week. And remember, the president has said he wants to take a shit on you.

Proof I was on a beach in New England this morning and not involved in any jewel heist at the Louvre.

Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained. These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Define "Perfect Ending?"

If you don't put your shopping cart in the corral you're a bad person. Same goes for people who leave their trash behind at movie theaters and folks who cram things in random places in stores because they're too lazy to walk back and "that's what they're paid for."

Half the scenes in MI: THE FINAL RECKONING. Nick Offerman: Madam Mark Gatiss: President Charles Parnell: The Janet McTeer: Entity Holt McCallany: Will *long pause* Angela Bassett: Win