My university: "Copilot is Microsoft's AI-powered productivity service that uses large language models (LLMs) to help you create content, analyze information, summarize documents, and complete tasks more efficiently." Microsoft: LOL

Not saying I would die for this horse but I’m not not saying it

The incessant forcing of AI down the throat of users. The insanity of Recall. The increasing user hostility of Windows. The maturity of Office. The sheer unreliability of Windows. Azure's market shrinking due to competition and the declining reputation of the US. Gates being a creepy fuck.

some people don't seem to understand that "friendship" means nothing to #trump. he just uses everyone, and we should plan accordingly.

'Southbank into the Light' by Alistair Carr alistaircarr.com

The 12 year olds at the Pentagon had a cool new missile they wanted to use. It explodes a few feet above the ground & shoots out little tungsten pellets, killing everyone nearby. They used it to bomb a sports facility where girls were playing volleyball. Killed 21 people. In your name.

I prefer to refer to it as March 32nd

Seeing a few arXiv April Fools papers and I know scientists are just having fun but I find it an increasingly bad idea to present fake science in the same wrapper as real science. These were quirky 10-15 years ago, now they just risk being stripped of context and used to mislead people

Chinese government bonds have sidestepped a global debt sell-off since the start of the Iran war, emerging as a haven from soaring energy prices and rising global inflation. What’s behind Chinese bonds’ resilience? ft.trib.al/WgZuWFo

Reporting honestly on “belligerent assholes” compromising “our whole future” without scare quotes challenge

Whenever someone uses the food making machine on Star Trek you notice they don’t high five each other and yell I AM A PROFESSIONAL CHEF

Excellent!

A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OF INCOMPETENT ROBOT ELDERS

I don't think you do. It's the 2nd most blocked account on Bluesky at present. Take the hint.

sort of wild how quickly videos of ballistic missile attacks have turned into another banal feature of 21st century combat

Eugene de Salignac, Under the Brooklyn Bridge, 1918

The great century - 1954 https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/20201

Uhhh please don't try to peek outside the bunker

It happening while he’s sitting in the Supreme Court for no reason on April Fool’s Day would be proof that we are meant to be happy

lol.... new bsky account to block... @antiantiai.bsky.social

Happy Christopher Walken Day.

The Billionaire Age Pt 1 | How did we get here? www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...

A “long tradition” of banning people who are Asian, Black or less wealthy. vancouversun.com/opinion/colu...

Tapping the sign

This is becoming real in a few days. #NASA #artemis

Working on a super rare Rickenbacker electric banjo. Drew's Guitar Shop Seattle Guitar Repair www.drewsguitarshop.com

If mail in voting was truly problematic, Trump wouldn't have relied on it over and over again… The reality is this is about suppressing votes from communities that might not support Republicans. #TrumpVotedByMail

Oh NO! Companies that helped Trump and his Republican clowns get elected, screw over working Americans, and then start a war with Iran are being threatened with attack from Iran. This is terrible news! I'm serious guys. Don't laugh. Don't encourage it. This isn't funny. CEOs might get harmed!

Janey update:

I think a desperate all-hands-on-deck moonshot effort to build EVs affordably is the only thing that could save any western automaker from being completely cooked

A federal panel voted to exempt oil and gas companies from complying with the Endangered Species Act when drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. The decision will have outsize impact on endangered species such as Rice’s whales, sea turtles and whooping cranes. https://wapo.st/3QbEeMn

Trump: "Regime change was not one of the things I had as a goal. I had one goal -- they will have no nuclear weapon. And that goal has been attained"

One of the dumbest times to be alive.

WE SUPPORT BUSTY BALLOON BRYON 😘 NOEM. (Also I’d probably let Corey Lewandowski hit too if this were my man.) #kristinoem #bryonnoem

143,007 blockers #attie

pity the journalists having to check whether Mr Noem uploaded *stuff*

Shared passions keep love alive...

Stephen Lewis has gone to the angels. He was a relentless fighter for justice. When I was 9 my Granny (an immigrant mining widow) made me sit in front of the TV and listen to him speak about compensation for mining victims. His passion and commitment stayed with me. substack.com/home/post/p-...

My heartfelt condolences to all Stephen Lewis' loved ones. Tremendous gratitude to Stephen Lewis for his powerful, enduring commitment to stand up for people who are suffering injustice, to speak out & work to uplift people here in Canada & around the world. His life has been a gift to all of us.

Context: helicopter pilots can do flybys of Kid Rock’s house regardless of regs because THAT’S BITCHIN. We’re led by fatuous 12-year-olds.

>wake up >it’s trans day of visibility >open phone >kristi noem’s husband is a bimbofication sissy >go back to sleep

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL Trump just signed a new executive order targeting mail-in voting and voter registration ahead of the 2026 midterms. His last one from 2025 is already under permanent injunction. He’s doing it anyway. Call it what it is: VOTER SUPPRESSION #TrumpVotedByMail

Before we jump to any conclusions...if the last part of this tweet is accurate, the penalty for not curtailing mail ballots is potential loss of funding. If it's election funding it's tiny, and this is a paper tiger.

Trump: "So we feel-- we don't feel, we know that congressional approval is not necessary to put up a ballroom"

Irgendwie habe ich den Eindruck, dass nicht nur China und Indien, sondern auch diverse andere Länder Deutschland und die USA als Industrieländer komplett abhängen (werden). Wenn dann der CO2 Ausstoß in den Produktpreisen integriert wird, haben CDU/CSU, FDP und AfD erfolgreich DE deindustriealisiert