anyone want a windows vista install disc?

I Browsed LinkedIn For Twenty Minutes A Day Each Morning And You Wont Believe What It Did To My Cerebral Cortex

getting comfortable in my new house by going to sleep in the pose that gives me sleep paralysis. gotta get acquainted with these demons.

surely eating only one cookie that makes my tummy hurt will be fine?

learning about asking alexandria against my will

This is a fun game you can play at home, right now: Google maps Kharg Island and ask yourself a) how you would hold it, and b) whether or not controlling it would control the Strait? You don't need to be a C&C Generals master, I promise

With coming oil shortages, lots of the world will move back to work from home for a while but I suspect America will start requiring workers sleep at the office monday-fridqy.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️🌸 [ #tdov #cuteart #trans ]

The European Commission is urging people to work from home, drive and fly less, and for EU countries to urgently roll out renewables, as it warned of a prolonged energy crisis as a result of the conflict in the Gulf.

just gonna keep bumping this when necessary because I cannot personally make anything this large

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

Mind you bluesky was shading X on X about adding AI tools 5 months ago

found an empty 16mb usb? any takers?

this line fucking kills me every time.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

"If you don't vote for Labour we will have a Reform government that will deploy masked goons like Trump's ICE."

the thing that fucks me up the most about tony hawks pro skater 4 is how similar the maps are to their real life counterpart. like a LOT of love was put into recreating the locations.

There's (going to be) A LOT of this....

thank god i found it again

the path to that setting is wrong. it's under: settings -> co-pilot -> features -> privacy -> allow github to use my data for ai model training

This is Starmer’s biggest self image fuck up yet and it’s nothing to do with whatever the fuck he’s doing. He’s revealed he’s barely over two IKEA Kallax units tall, a unit of measurement about half the population can eyeball once they finish reading this post.

pokopia!

Good to see Noam Chomsky still getting out at his age

YOU - “There's a white shadow that smells like apricots, it's... always there.” KIM KITSURAGI - “Stay with me!” You feel burning hot tears streaming from your eyes. YOU - “It said I have a vast soul. Do I have a... vast soul?”

GANG.

adult catholic converts continue to be embarrassing

ME: Why did Dracula go to the baseball game? ME: Because he wanted to see the bats. 🙂 WARDEN: Maybe the worst choice of last words I've ever heard. Ok, he's ready. Throw the switch. ME: (does not die no matter how high they crank the voltage, but does feel exponentially increasing amount of pain)

So I discovered that the bagpipe song I really like times perfectly with the Napoleon Dynamite dance. Then a bunch of other stuff happened and I am so sorry but this exists now and I'm far less sorry than previously implied.

damn, learning that light criticism of liberal politicians and talk-pieces is "leftist infighting". apologies for holding back the movement 😔

when watching someone tapdance, where are you supposed to look? at the feet feels really weird even if they're the focus. but at the face feels even more fucked up.

lollllllllll

moving tomorrow and this is my setup tonight. ideal honestly.

people calling horsey game "streamer slop" have literally never felt joy in their lives. the weird amount of depth in that game is ridiculous.

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

Like I'm angry on a day to day basis that even the degree to which this technology is useful is mitigated by the fact that its introduction at all within environments where it empowers people who don't understand technology to feel entitled to overrule technical expertise makes things worse.

I keep bitching about AI, and I'm seeing instances more recently of relatively credible engineers using it very successfully, but I'm also seeing numerous instances of seeing people who don't understand where the limitations are mandate using it in ways which are technically stupid also.

uncy moe, my sodie is too cold, my teef hurts

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"The people who have ruled the US with an iron fist for many years and have been pushing for the literal apocalypse don't have enough power."

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

historically, he tends to respect people who do not put up with his bullshit. they told him to fuck off and die, didn't they?

the types of podcasts: a guide

love to invite bullying onto me specifically

god, yougov surveys are designed specifically to irritate me and me alone. you'll have one survey like "how correct was the US to bomb iran, very correct or only a little bit correct?" and then they'll follow up with THIS

gonna be a news article coming from china in like two weeks saying michael and ludwig had to be pulled out of a gorge they rode into in the middle of the sichuan wilderness

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

making a playlist