fuck i JOKED yesterday that this would be a bigger news story than just about anything else happening in the world and the bbc straight up delivered. beyond parody lmao.

ordered a new phone and this lady is trapped in the header of the confirmation email. why'd they do her like that? absolutely GOT her ass.

every monkey documentary goes something along the lines of "we trapped this monkey inside a cell and did not give him outside time for several months and one day he just snapped and killed someone for some reason"

managed to fully slam dunk my phone onto concrete, finally convincing me to get a new phone after 5 years. but god all these phones are stuffed to the brim with ai bullshit i don't neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

i cannot wait 'til the age of cozy-game slop is over.

A man goes to doctor and says he's depressed. He says life is not worth living. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple, the film “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” is playing at the cinema down the street. Go and see that, it’ll cheer you up.” Kevin James bursts into tears and says “But doctor…”

it's actually not zelda, its zelda's monster.

this year for my birthday i might be tempted to force my housemates to watch a different danny boyle film for a change

it's just like chuck d says in harder than you think; "i'm like that doll chucky, baby"

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

canada bringing the chinese century to north america is soo beautiful to me

Louvre worthy

waiting expectantly for the bluesky admin to attempt to one-up twitters CSAM generation

Underrated Homer moment

He has been issued with a small American flag to wave.

was playing with a fun mod but god damn it lost to a 95% roll missing. 😭

He shared these prompts to me right before his death. I'm starting bidding at 5 XMR.

Collecting all the Warringtons in a bag and shaking them up

what a wide variety of choices here...

whenever i listen to lily allen's "the fear" i get thrown back to a vivid memory of throwing up peach schnapps in a public bathroom

watching pluribus and im still not 100% what its trying to say but im only 3 episodes in but its very funny that carol drops "im a very independent person" in response to not being able to shop at a supermarket. as if the supermarket just happens by itself.

slightly diminish a game the sim

Howdy fellow workers, and happy new year! We are hosting an IWW welcome session for all new (and old!) members who are based in an IWW branch across the 'Norf of England (i.e. Northumbria, Manc, Sheffield, and W. Yorkshire). 📍Email us at [email protected] for deets! ⏰ 3pm-4pm, Jan 11th (Sunday!)

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

Howdy fellow workers, and happy new year! We are hosting an IWW welcome / meet-and-greet session for all new (and old) IWW members who are based in an IWW branch in the North of England.

If you ever wanted to know how it was like to work with me while I was a politician, this is how. I'm literally him.

el gave up at the end of strange things because she did not know the immortal science of marxism-leninism-maoism, thus she did not have the courage to build revolution and resist the us military complex.

threw glass against the back of a shed and - lo and behold - it all came back directly to my face

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watching stranger things and they're doing nancy x jonathan and fuck i don't care i don't careeee like i give a shittttt....

Happy new year FWs! 💪🥹💪 THE IWW IS IN WEST CUMBRIA !!! Feeling isolated beyond the lakes and want to be part of a growing network of wobblies? The snow might be bitter, but solidarity, a chat, and a brew can at least take the edge off ☕ Want to find out more? 👇 📬 [email protected]

Not even the sad pretense of "being greeted as liberators"; the Yanks learned the lessons of Israel all too well - you can just do whatever, drop the mask, blow it up because you're America or it's Special Little Guy.

Hold on guys, middle class commentators in the Unlimited Genocide Country are reliably informing me he was a bad guy so maybe it's not that bad to kidnap the leaders of other countries?

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Oh fuck my biggest impact is that stupid goddamn password tweet isn't it

sorry, i am insufferable about the space wizards

one thing that still drives me mad about some criticism of rise of skywalker - and there is some very valid criticism - is that the powers are "unrealistic". motherfucker, these are space wizards. what the fuck do you mean "unrealistic"?

love seeing the alazmec guys from mustafar. they look chill. kinda wanna hang with them. shame kylo absolutely merced them.

rise of skywalker is good i dont care i dont care i dont care!!!

every time i watch the last jedi i get up and point "hey, is that danny sapani" just as he gets blown the fuck up.

been thinking about this lou reed interview again recently

love the bit in episode two where they're doing the run through the droid factory, but very conscious of the fact they stole it verbatim from the chicken run pie maker escape scene.

love the scene in episode 2 where anakin confides his feelings for padmé in jar jar. true cinema.

my mother got me this for christmas. what the hell am i supposed to do with this?!

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predicting that the "vote for the lesser of evils" crowd is going to insist that everyone votes for the conservatives to keep out reform.

It’s crazy the way people used to age in TV shows. In the first episode of Seinfeld George says he’s 12 years old. Is that just what 12 year olds looked like in 1989?