They keep asking me to take cognitive tests every couple months because I'm so good at them, they want to see if I can beat my high score

leg's gotta go

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

getting pretty low. concerning

god forbid someone has any fucking fun local12.com/news/nation-...

we used to be a real country

these fish names are real, i looked them up. i thought this poster was takin' the piss, but those are real fish names

Who gives a shit?

he wants us to dress up then workout

Every time I learn Glenn Beck is still alive it's disappointing.

cutie mcshootie strikes again

totally normal and healthy

Anyways... Good night Bluesky

to 12-year-old me she was everything

they look like wax statues of themselves

picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account

this has become a very important video to me

your coworker's ancestors lost the battle of saucourt-en-vimeu and the battle of leuven to a bunch of frankish dirt farmers, opinion discarded

looking good, sir

The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Peace Prize.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.

The city of Pittsburgh is seeking volunteers for its Snow Angels Program, which pairs community volunteers with vulnerable residents who need assistance shoveling and salting their walkways. If you live in the City and are willing to help - please sign up: engage.pittsburghpa.gov/snow-angels

i've seen this one!

This is a homer answer but I think about this one for roughly 6 months a year

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

we used to be a real country

How drug-testing ruined the work place. by Donald Trump Jr. and Pete Hegseth

the most reviled of all motor vehicles. the most embarrassing and the butt of every car joke

Day 337: the YOUTHS!

Trump’s signature on the Epstein Files Transparency Act. He has until December 20th to release them in a public, searchable format.

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

I can't read this string of questions without imagining them all being asked by Jonathan Frakes in a smashcut

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

i laid these eggs. i dont know. work has been tough lately

OK, who narced?

if i hear that "ordinary" song again, i'm going to stop supporting the arts. i'm going to actively oppose the arts.

pittsburgh folks who need heating assistance

The year is 2028. AI war machines and secret police prop up a fascist regime. There is only one thing that can stop them. GUN-KATA

Reminder the billionaire class in this country spent over $61 billion USD one a single election cycle [includes purchase Twitter] to unduly interfere with the 2024 national vote and install Donald fucking Trump back into the presidency

This is why you dont decorate palm trees. #HolidayDecorations

look at this beautiful cover

Ilhan Omar rose from a single parent immigrant family where her dad drove a taxi to her current position. Trump is the kid of a racist wealthy slum landlord who headed multiple failed businesses. One of these people is the example of failed ambition and it's not her. What a racist piece of shit.

The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep

I was in the bathroom while the other boy was doing war crimes

The sexual tension between cars as they pass each other through the tight little slutty streets of Pittsburgh

Gang, the system works