For Xmas, I would like open primaries and a @workingfamilies.org party ticket line in PA.

"We're gonna have a vote in December." OK, grandpa, let's get you OUT OF THE FUCKING CAPITOL.

Primary them all into outer space

Reminder that your senator probably still sucks even if they voted no because Senate Dems rotate around unpopular votes to protect whoever they think is vulnerable. That’s why they always magically have exactly enough to pass.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Dudes who get free healthcare vote yes on letting you die!

They're not cowards; they want it, too.

I bet these fucks were mildly inconvenienced at an airport and are now like, welp, time to kill a bunch of people via healthcare withholding so I can hop back on my charter!

I can't believe they're going to cave. (I can.) But if you can have the best election in years and still fully sell out the people days later, safe to say there's no way back from here.

This is so fucking good

Sometimes life is so wondrous and other times it's like, how many times am I going to wash the same motherfucking pot?

If women ruined the workplace, think of all the things *millennial* women have ruined 💫✨

Grammar misuse is certainly not the worst part of a certain parenting subset but, like, ma'am, you simply did not gvie birth to a cochlear implant. You have not birthed an autism. 🙄

Push him a little further over the edge and we can circle back round to single payer!

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.

Or Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s been in America since he was two years old. He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...

Anyone notice a drop off in captioned clips on here lately? What gives?

I think I hate, "person who cannot bear to think outside my own experience even for one moment and thus require all jokes and/or comments to be normed to my tastes" replies *almost* as much as the actual baddies. 🙃

My hottest take is that all hearing people are iPad Kids because they can't sit in silence for two minutes 😆

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

If the dems don't put this on every billboard they can get their hands on, they're much more inept than even I thought.

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A metaphor... and also not a metaphor lol

The really special thing about JD Vance's fake Native American child sacrifice shit is the way in which he and his cronies are simultaneously currently engaging in widespread child sacrifice via starvation.

Post-barbershop gender euphoria: 10/10 Barbershop lipreading gossip: 11/10 👀☕👀☕

For someone who literally only says lies all day, Mike Johnson is still pretty bad at it.

women, are they bitches?

Go Fund Me for the teacher who was kidnapped in front of children in her classroom today: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...

They can't even turn a profit stealing every thought on Earth? They need corporate welfare, too?

They're coping so hard 💀

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

Gee. I wonder why they fired all the political reporters at Teen Vogue this week…

Is it going to rain or is it just already getting dark out 😩

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Erica Deuso is the first openly transgender person to be elected mayor in Pennsylvania. The longtime Democratic advocate defeated Republican Rich Bryant Tuesday to serve as the next mayor of Downingtown. 🔴 Live election updates: www.inquirer.com/politics/ele...

I also love this for Jeffery Yaas. Couldn't even buy himself a few judges; what a loser.

big question of the night: why didnt NYC like the billionaire backed groper who killed their grandparents

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Am I going to cry?? Am I that broken? 😂

Fuck yeah

Pediatrician: *walks in* Why do you both have those in your ears? Me:....because we're both deaf? P: 👀 M: 👀

Criminals who want to hurt people posing as other kind of criminals who are apparently allowed to walk around hurting people? Who could've predicted this!?

Our polling place was slow but steady. What's yours look like--go check! 😉

THROUGH HIS BALLISTIC VEST 💀💀💀💀

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way. by Ezra Klein

The Sweatshirt has been saged, LFG. 🗳️

"If you are turned away from the polls, you have a right to go in front of a judge immediately and to have a lawyer advocate for you." One of our trustees has offered to represent you Pro Bono. If you are turned away at the polls tomorrow -DM.

I really don't get why people can't or won't believe that the Right can be both inept and evil simultaneously. We understand villains like the Nazis through narrativized history in retrospect. In real time, they also looked like cuckoo, bumbling weirdos, especially at the start.