911: what’s your emergency Me: I DO NOT HAVE ANY CRUNCHY SNACKS 911: sir you are going to die

White Noise has updated! He’s not very convincing. www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-tnd... #webomics #whitenoise

am I doing this meme right

Oh sure, when it's *your* food bowl it's "too small" and "gives you whisker fatigue" but when it's MY cereal bowl, WHICH IS THE SAME DIAMETER that all suddenly goes away, I see how that is...

White Noise has updated! Everyone is in a bad mood for some reason! www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-tnd... #webcomics #comics #whitenoise

I’m picking up a spinning wheel tomorrow and I’m so excited!!

I hate how much I enjoyed this BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦

What a great piece! This just gets better and better as you read. prospect.org/2025/12/11/s...

Truly thrilled to unleash the cover of All Hail Chaos. Publishing 12 May 2026, dive into the wicked, unmissable sequel to the No. 1 Sunday Times bestselling Long Live Evil. #booksky geni.us/AllHailChaos

*defunctland voice* The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead

Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me? My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.

White Noise has updated! Can't sleep, too much to do. www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-tnd... #webcomics #comics #whitenoise

who doesnt want to be a mouse with a little drink and a pretzel

I hate the new trend to send emails because you were on someone's website. If I wanted to be perceived I would shop in person.

This one is for the foodies 🧑‍🍳 You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for... 🔭🐡🧪

i finally made a video recapping the Gojo Incident youtu.be/yp_2xv_Nhuc

@stephenaryan.bsky.social IKYKWIM!!!!!

Still funny.

kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

We came home from a long road trip to find that my brother put up Christmas decorations in our yard. Wishing you a joyful and meaningful Leon 🙏🏻✨

At least the Democrats shut down the government for over a month and got absolutely nothing in return

Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.

White Noise has updated! Knowing doesn’t always help. www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-tnd... #webcomics #comics #whitenoise

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

look at him go

Terry Pratchett Star Trek crossover

So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng

smelly

How to make beautiful comics: Step 1: Have something to say. Step 2: See Step 1.

My husband: Don't. Me: I'm gonna do it. Him: You know where this goes. Me: But I need to know. Me: *turns on blacklight* Me: .............. Him: What have we learned? Me: Cthulhu is real.

🚨 A new episode of Make Some Noise is out now on Dropout! Join Sam and guests Zunk, Junk, and Dunk for a night of 3-second Superbowl ads and honest co-workers — plus, a surprise guest!

Service Outage xkcd.com/3170/

Want to read my books for free? Easy. Get them from a library. I get paid, you're supporting the ecosystem, and you get to read them in print. Everyone wins. Instead, my work has been stolen over 50,000 times (!) on pirate sites.

I truly hope if you're downloading books that you download one of the ones that are uploaded with the fake endings, the random "and then he shit in her mouth and turned her into a zombie" that i know someone is adding that to her romance books & has her sister upload dozens of versions of that.

I heard there was a Cohen song, And all the Christians got it wrong, But you don’t really get the meaning do ya? ‘Cause you see its about getting laid, It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith, But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

White Noise has updated! Relationships take work. www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-tnd... #webcomics #comics #whitenoise

"What are you working on?" I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work. "A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself." "Do you have a transmitter too?" I plugged the power in. "Not yet." A newspaper appeared in the machine. "I will, next year."

Sharing warmth 🔥 (reuploaded bc something weird happened with the saturation) #hzd #aloy #kotallo #hfw #horizonfanart

Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you’re on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt. . Here’s why, and what you can do if you want to remove this: buff.ly/MlAq0rL

Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.

I follow a lot of glass artists and a handful of flint-knapping hobbyists, and today, the streams crossed, and I would have never guessed how much I absolutely love it youtube.com/shorts/tAlig...

Please share: Would anyone like a blueberry beanie? They are 30 dollars plus shipping from 07463 (USA). If you want one, please let me know. Thank you for supporting me and my work! #crochet

White Noise has updated! Is that bad? www.white-noise-comic.com/comic/i1-tnd... #webcomics #comics #whitenoise

Folks are getting carried away with calling stuff "ageism". Thinking any 45 year old is unqualified to enter a new industry: ageism. Thinking any 25 year old is incapable of leadership: ageism. Thinking an 80yo is likely to have an unforeseen adverse health event at any time: statistics

Here are my favorite fabric studies i've drawn so far bc i think they look cool together

I will never apologize for a post

It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not. If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.