delrayser
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a freak in the skeets
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These fucking people.
about 1 year ago
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I'm just saying, if that's what Trump thinks a doctor looks like, I'm hoping he gets to see his doctor soon
6 days ago
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when u blockade a waterway in order to open it
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8 days ago
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it's nice that they got the astronauts those red welcome home balloons, makes the whole thing more festive
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9 days ago
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is that bad? seems bad
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9 days ago
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I also sometimes think about doing things I shouldn't do
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9 days ago
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party of absolute fuckin freaks
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9 days ago
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is it weird that my first thought when seeing this was about how much fun it will be to pull down that statue with a chain tied to a truck bumper
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9 days ago
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congratulations to Donald Trump on making the "World's Largest TACO," the Guiness records people will be in touch
12 days ago
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if they aren't spending the day making a second installment of the "You Don't Have To Follow Illegal Orders" video starring every elected Democrat in Congress, what are we even doing
13 days ago
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what a rollercoaster to go from the national pride of a manned lunar flyby to the national shame of "a whole civilization will die tonight" in under 24 hours
13 days ago
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look I'm no expert but maybe we should consider *not* having a president who is Like This
15 days ago
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I have the sudden urge to play Kerbal Space Program
18 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
19 days ago
It will be really funny to see who the next Solicitor General is after today
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we have always been at war with eastasia
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about 1 month ago
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Best case here is that importers will get $200+ billion in tariff refunds from the Treasury. But we still paid $8 for eggs. That's not coming back to us. All Trump accomplished is chaos and a massive wealth transfer from consumers to corporations.
about 2 months ago
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state of the union is going to be lit y'all
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about 2 months ago
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[phone rings] "Hello, do you have Prince Andrew in a cell?"
about 2 months ago
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Darkness.
2 months ago
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Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial
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https://youtu.be/jVojhvifruk?si=h_svMfrRE4ZWvu5S
3 months ago
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"warrants for arrests"?!? you literally could not set the bar any lower
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3 months ago
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this is obv beside the point but the sheer ham-handedness of DHS leaking a video to a right wing news site just so DHS could turn around and retweet it really is something to behold
3 months ago
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Chris Hayes
3 months ago
No I said donβt tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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3 months ago
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your job now is to find a way to live with people who genuinely want to shoot you in the face
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3 months ago
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if the falcons hire belichick after dodging that bullet in 2023 I swear to god
3 months ago
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even if you thought the criminal charges against Maduro are legit (they aren't) and justified the capture of a foreign head of state (they don't), what on Earth are the criminal charges against his wife that justify kidnapping her too?
4 months ago
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starting to think the FIFA peace prize didn't really mean anything
4 months ago
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we've all just silently agreed that the work year doesn't start until Monday right
4 months ago
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I DON'T WANT THICK BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART I WANT NICE THIN BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART
4 months ago
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I, for one, think the president should get to take as much aspirin as he damn well pleases, and in fact should be taking a lot more. Just go to town on the stuff
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4 months ago
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love too open my google news feed to find AI summaries of a football game that hasn't happened yet
4 months ago
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Kavanaugh: Stop ββα΅§α΅’βπ° Kavanaugh Stops
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4 months ago
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maybe this isn't a new thing (I really try to avoid video of the guy as much as possible) but have Trump's eyes always pointed in different directions or is this a new symptom of his cognitive decline
4 months ago
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am I doing this meme right
4 months ago
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Sean OβKane
4 months ago
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in 2029 there's gonna be a whole lot of this needing to be done
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4 months ago
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I don't think that's what people meant when they said healthcare was unafford-a-ball
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4 months ago
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chat why is he yelling at us
4 months ago
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yes let's put the sundowning president on primetime television to demonstrate to the entire nation that his brain is mush, another Susie Wiles political masterstroke
4 months ago
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*record scratch*
4 months ago
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
4 months ago
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Reconstructionist
4 months ago
yeah why won't the economy grow by uh *checks notes* 7.6 trillion a year
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if any of y'all happen to run into January 2025 me, tell him to stop fucking around and put away the Christmas lights correctly
4 months ago
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this isn't just a simple recrop that went awry - in the aired version the crew men and hose have been digitally edited out, so they obviously remastered the wrong version
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5 months ago
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lotta people saying this house has too many bathrooms, as if there's a correct number of bathrooms for a house that has no front door
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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more like HalliGAN'T amirite
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5 months ago
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Dave Karpf
5 months ago
All of Bluesky this morning:
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well, that's enough Internet for today!
5 months ago
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Brandy Jensen
5 months ago
Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
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