Putting the finishing touches on my slutty Carrie A Nation costume

Worth a read

Derek Guy is the best

the idea of a "purity test" for politicians is intrinsically ridiculous. there is no "purity", there is compatibility with my beliefs and values and I'm willing to compromise on a lot of those values for a strategic win, but insisting that we accept someone fundamentally incompatible makes it a loss

A lot of people mock Laura Loomer for being an unhinged right wing creep, but not enough give her credit for her electrifying performance as Teddy Perkins in "Atlanta"

The government is rounding people up and putting them into camps and nobody is talking about it as political violence Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.

I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day

I’m allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day

I saw this circulating on twitter, I thought it was a joke but it’s real

As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women. The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.

Kendrick Loadmore M69 BJ Harvey

Florence And The Machine That Has No Lock-Out-Tag-Out System

Give Doug Stanhope a late night show

i emailed adam o'neal at WaPo about his goddamned nazi paper

Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956

BREAKING: Erika Kirk, Charlie Kirk’s Grieving Widow, Asks That Everyone Please Respect Her Privacy as She Looks at Ways to Profit From Her Husband’s Death

Nothing better sums up the complete vacancy of Noah than characterizing Bari Weiss as a victim of cancel culture on the eve of her BS propaganda outlet getting purchased for hundreds of millions and while she is poised to take over CBS News

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

“bouie is engaged in ritual progressive denunciation,” nah dude i just don’t like you

Can you fly a flag at more than full mast?

Make Fascists Afraid Again

[naming committee] BOSS: you're in charge of naming the stuff that comes out of a cow's butt WORKER: this is bullshit

There’s an enormous amount of stuff in this book I’d like to highlight, but start with: “What emerges as the most elementary insight is that, since we do not now have any ways of making computers wise, we ought not now to give computers tasks that demand wisdom.”

“bluesky was mean to me just for being a huge asshole on purpose every day”

It seems hard for the DNC to comprehend, but a candidate like Pritzker with a good platform and a history of decent policy would actually bury an outright fascist in a general election.

Can’t stop thinking about this. What do you get from staying with everyone knowing that I’m mere minutes you will become a zombie? This is a quality of life issue

Do you WANT to kill your friends? Do you WANT to be killed by your friends? Truly the only two scenarios available to you if you keep traveling with the gang! This is YOUR problem

To the person in the group who got bitten by the zombie and is hiding it: just go off somewhere by yourself man. Things are very stressful and it's doubtful they're going to come up with a cure for zombieism in the next 20 minutes

Saw the video for "Everybody Scream" and uh...

brb heading to New York to uh, check up on this reporting

"please don't do in the news nothing about me" banger line. Eric Adams hires only the smoothest operators around.

Eric Adams bribing one person with cash inside a potato chip bag but then bribing another person with potato chips inside a bank envelope

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, shrugs at the camera and says "Eh, it's a living."

Graham Linehan ruined his own life by walking down a path of hatred but forgetting to first become a billionaire writing beloved children’s books and THEN walking down a path of hatred

This is powerful, beautiful, and immaculately articulated.

Slightly diminish a band: The Julie Scuff

2025: the year that libertarians defeated liberty by taking libertarianism to its logical conclusion

Took my family to New York and saw Mrs. van Rhijn taking luncheon with a divorcee, you can’t convince me that crime isn’t up

There seems to be this phenomenon among cranks like RFK and his followers, that they will believe any given explanation for something, as long as it's the *second* explanation given to them. "Germs cause disease." "Hmmm, I don't know..." "Actually disease is caused by only eating badly." "Ok."

I will never not love this video of bats filmed upside down to make it look like they're at a goth nightclub

Full series of events

The entire staff of Al Jazeera in Gaza were martyred tonight. These heroes include: - Anas al-Sharif - Mohammad Qureiqaa - Ibrahim Zaher - Moamen Alaywa - Mohammad Nofal

you have been visited by the Skylight Napping Fox and will have good fortune for the rest of the week 🤗

It's kinda bad that the people running this show have like five years left to live tops and they hate their kids and in fact despise all children as well as most every living human

"Never Miss" Rachel

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

RFK jr looks like if the Night King from Game of Thrones got a spray tan

As usual, Miss Rachel said it better than me.