Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Been seeing Angie Craig ads on YouTube a lot the last week (maybe 8-10 a day?) and they're mostly vapid garbage. The message is fine, it's just generic, like it's waiting for Ezra Klein to put some ideas into an empty vessel.

Ndn Santa can't grow a beard and we're all a little sensitive about it, okay?

The look on my face when I send you an email that says “per my last email…”

Has the UK considered making this Spirit Beaver the Prime Minister?

Pretty big talk for a guy with 16% approval and he's just tripling down on the dogshit politics that have destroyed his party's electoral chances.

WC,FF.

Starmer sucks so much that he makes Mayor Pete seem great by comparison and that is not something I say lightly that is not meant to be complementary to Mayor Pete

I hate to say it, but probably half of Oklahoma is like this one dumb whiny bitch, especially the full grown white boys. I wager she got this from her pops.

extrajudicial killings are a lot like Jesus healing someone when you really think about it

I'll believe it when I see it.

they basically made a snuff film of a winslow homer painting

I'd volunteer as tribute and contract COVID to turn this bitch into a super spreader.

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Has a man ever needed a swirly so bad?

I'd say drop a drop a hypersonic kinetic weapon on FIFA leaders in '29 but then I'd have to admit I let soccer matter enough to me to do something about its scummy little organized crime ring. And I just won't do it!

Nearly 30 years ago I camped outside a theater with my middle school nerd buddies to catch the first showing of the Special Edition of a New Hope, the only time I saw it in a movie theater.

I thought this was the undead clawing away the flesh from the winner's skull.

Still too generous to FIFA, one of the most evil and corrupt international organizations on the planet.

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Josh Shapiro could always become less of a piece of shit to improve his primary chances, there's plenty of time left.

It's interesting how Cotton et al are all-in on the "these were legal murders" take when it seems pretty clear the videos will become public at some point, like they know unconditional support has upside while murder/war crime apologia probably has very little consequence

“The Vikings aren’t gonna fire KOC for the J.J. McCarthy fiasco. Here’s what will happen instead. Ownership will fire GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah, and then everyone left in Eagan will blame Kwesi for the J.J. pick. That’s how this’ll go down.” defector.com/eat-dinner-e...

Guantanamo in 2029 until we figure out what the hell is going on.

WaPo: Spikes endorsement of Kamala Harris for president Also WaPo: Congratulations to WHITE the color of the year

I'd work my ass off for the first Presidential candidate to pledge to feed Palantir to a woodchipper in 2029.

I think a good Easter Egg roll event in 2029 is blowing this fucking thing up and rebuilding the East Wing.

Amoral dogshit like Hilary Clinton would look at Israel murdering two children gathering firewood with a drone and say, "People just don't understand the history!" and that's why people pray for blood clots.

Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error. (Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)

Didn't this guy like just start his fucking day, what the fuck?

Kafka not exactly coaching like a guy that wants to get the job permanently

oh no, don’t send every single person in the US Armed Forces involved in blowing up a boat full of fishermen to a military prison, that would be terrible,

“That sounds illegal”

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Well do government intervention in the economy and seizing some means of production like socialists, but for right-wing nationalist and corrupt ends. A “social nationalism,” if you will. We can workshop the name later.

There actually is a national conspiracy of child molesters and now they run our government on the premise to find themselves and bring themselves to justice.

Masterclass posting.

This is just what Republicans believe they need to do, who are we to take a vigorous stand against it?

Hagueseth

There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater

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This is almost word for word what xenophobes in the 1930s and 1940s said about Miller's Jewish ancestors and relatives. He's so hateful he couldn't possibly recognize that of course.

Important to do this press conference about a mass shooting from behind a comic book convention’s folding table inside the hotel from The Shining.

Average American Thanksgiving: President declares total ban on immigration, calls an esteemed democratic governor a slur, and then goes on TV to talk about Somalis like animals when asked about a mass shooting by a former child soldier and member of a CIA associated death squad.

Plenty of human sacrifice in the Bible.

Skidis when this topic comes up

90s sitcoms actually revealed the secret to a good marriage - just admit you were wrong about something even when you crush your partner in the icy grip of reason. You might even get laid if you do it in a way that makes them laugh. Been married more than 20 years with that one weird trick.

Imagine not only spending your time doing this, but also feeling an irresistible urge to *send it to a journalist*.