Ammon Bundy is like if true blood anti-government nutjobs had a Pope.

I know it smell crazy in there.

The next President has to lock all these guys up until we figure out what the hell is going on.

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: The Philosophy of Love Symbolic Logic History of the Civil Rights Era Modern American Law 1865-1945 Advanced Astronomy Lab Knowing a bit about the law and courts of the Gilded Age to the Depression comes in handy these days!

Won't somebody think of the millionaires!?

you got it

At this point, is it just easier and quicker to publish lists of which powerful people do NOT appear in the Epstein files?

If these guys don't redistrict the state house and Senate lines when they flip both houses they are the biggest fucking idiots in politics.

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

Starting to think all the covid "learning loss" guys just hated having their kids around

A man as weaksauce as Elon Musk can only die ironically, like of testicular cancer from stuffing his balls full of human grown hormone. Or miscalculating the route to Mars and flying out into the abyss of space because he did his own research on orbital mechanics.

Merrick Garland has got to be an all timer (bad).

It's pedophiles all the way down

They are the ones they were looking for who would have thought.

goddamn this is the funniest possible email to find in there

This just convinces me that when you arrest these guys you just need to do it as fucked up as possible to learn 'em. "Your honor I have no idea why all these former ICE agents are missing teeth and have eyeballs full of pepper spray, they keep resisting arrest I guess."

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

A bunch of pedophiles begging us to prioritize children's needs is pretty rich.

It's going to be a joy sending these guys to prison and ruining their lives.

Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.

This video clip also demonstrates that Alex Pretti was made very angry by the brutal, lawless violence of the DHS. That makes him just like me, and a large part of America. Until he was shot 10 times in the back.

So, incredibly, the White House has chosen to escalate in blue Minnesota and retreat in Maine to protect a vulnerable GOP Senator. It's confirmation that Trump-Vance-Miller view ICE as a partisan govt-backed militia to attack blue America while propping up their regime. 1/

*sniffs the air* What's that fucking smell? Did you shit your pants Paul?

I think it speaks quite poorly of us as a people that we allow this grovelling servant class to so prominently represent us.

This should have 100,000 retweets.

Sure man, it "worked."

Seems pretty clear this is the pretext for fucking with the election in a bunch of places, so looking forward to those lawsuits. Why else would Tulsi's crazy ass be skulking around.

Yeah baby, keep building those shitbox Cybertrucks.

Fantastic play by play of the FOMC if you're a sicko and into that kind of thing. www.bloomberg.com/news/live-bl...

One thing that's missing in the Dem messaging around ICE funding is that Republicans already supercharged the ICE budget and they don't even need more taxpayer money. Almost no one knows this, everyone's talking about restrictions the admin will ignore anyway.

An American Tale: Low-tier White Man's Burden

The zoom in on his junk is killing me.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Libs of Tik Tok is going to post so many pictures of people with blue hair and septum piercings today.

If you can't petition the government to let them know why they are holding you and give you an audience with someone about your detention, do you have -other- civil liberties? If they don't need to ever tell you -why- they are detaining you, are you ever free at all

Taking notes on this part of the testimony because I deeply believe we won't be able to properly punish the leaders of this disaster without international assistance. Sending away people like Rubio, Noem, Hegseth, the military officers who participated in boat strikes will be in the natl interest.

What everyone on that stage has in common is that they all love and defend pedophiles.

Barak Obama loves to present himself as an eminently reasonable centrist while acting erratically and unpredictably behind the scenes, to say nothing of showing disloyalty to former subordinates

Greg Kelly's face looks like my ass.

This is at least something you can sue over and get relief. The other stuff is just going to be mostly ignored, it's window dressing to bail the GOP out of the mess they've created.

These guys tear gassed a preschool and shot another person yesterday.

This is like telling a bystander your boy is wicked tough while you both watch a mob beat him to death.

Here's what you need to know ahead of Tesla's fourth quarter earnings call: -lol nothing matters -magic is real, if you believe it in your heart -knowledge is a burden -chaos reigns! -repeated blows to the head can help anyone understand modern markets -don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling

Make Article I Great Again!

The central failure of US immigration policy over my entire adult life is that it has always put xenophobia over facts. This is the result. And if we were talking about facts, this one would be setting off all our alarms. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...

This guy shouldn't be able to get a job mowing lawns in 3 years.

please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota. people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.

"I mention this because combat sports teach a lesson that politicians, for some reason, keep pretending not to know. If you back up from a bigger bully, it does not make the bully gentler. It usually just tells them the tactic works."

"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption