Sharks, today I present to you: Infowars for dogs

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

personally I’m very sick of “I don’t understand it, so it’s not real” being treated like a legitimate ideology we’re all supposed to respect

linux users like using linux but fucking LOVE installing linux

This is so, so well-articulated.

“average monkey asks 3 questions a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average monkey asks 0 questions per year. Curious georg, who lives in cave & asks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Please enjoy this photograph, I love how this came out. A glimpse at Southwest 737-800s undergoing refurbishment at Everett Paine Field. Such an unexpected find! As usual, a higher resolution version is on my Glass profile: glass.photo/108c/1WL4aud... #filmphotography #believeinfilm #xpan

A MUNI N Judah train to Ocean Beach with Cupid's Span and the Bay Bridge for Valentine's Day.

Rare update: Dogs are healthy and happy No longer unemployed Car still has room to improve but I have a list I'm checking off Soon I will need to buy a motorcycle Partners are doing well

I can’t stress this enough. The state of 4th Amendment law is that the cops can’t force you to type in a passcode but they can force you to swipe your finger or present your face. Never stop using passcodes/passwords to unlock your devices. And consider additional code to unlock Signal.

The FBI was able to access Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson's Signal messages because she used Signal on her work laptop. The laptop accepted Touch ID for authentication, meaning the agents were allowed to require her to unlock it. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

I understand where it comes from, and I agree with the premise, but replacing all instances of "Microsoft" with "microslop" in your daily parlance is cringe. Once or twice is funny, after that the joke is dead.

i like when he yells :3

From the accident report: "Insured vehicle was struck hard on the driver's side with a 1,000 pound slab of inextinguishable fire."

Putting the WARHOUND muzzle on a girl and whispering OFF THE LEASH in her ear so she can play BEATSABER

Yes, I believe you know every line to the Weird Al songs. I didn't come to the show to test your memory, I came to hear *him* perform it. Shut the FUCK UP.

Hey dummy do you have an A/C? Have you cleaned the coils? You're wasting money and your thing don't work otherwise. Go spray this on it wait a bit and wash it and all that shit will slide off. https://www.amazon.com/Rectorseal-83780-20-Ounce-Aerosol-Clean-N-Safe/dp/B000Y4FMB4

Biblically Accurate Post Spear of Longinus Pre Third Impact N64 Controller™®©

made a new sticker lol you can get it here: yeag.gay

Goon, treat yourself

young man 🎶 see that leaf on the ground? I said young man turn yourself right around I SAID YOUNG MAN YOU'VE GOT TO EAT. THAT. LEAF. OFF THE GROUND. 🎺🎺🎺🎺

Improvised Uterine Device

this but it's a womb tattoo:

God wants you to CUM! God already came, it's time for YOU to cum! Cum quickly! What is this hesitating stuff? That's demonic! Guess what? CUM!

Cmon, Joe! Five months left

Early in President Trump’s term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. Here is the list in full, all 1,056 cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

the circle k beercave has a high roller setting where disco lights come on and they play all your favorite songs and lock the doors until you drink every single can of everything in there

"wow I really like the colorful ink!" *I pull up my sleeve to show off my tattoos, which I'm quite proud of* "Tattoos are really sexy on a girl" *I grab the black bag he hasn't quite extended to me yet and leave without making eye contact* 🤮 Why'd he have to add that last comment? 🤮🤮🤮

(During a breakup) I'm not like a burger king, you can't have it your way. I'm an in-n-out, I do one thing and I do it very well, and I don't need you to like it because I know it's good and the people I want to be with also like what I do.

Every item at First Watch is like if you asked some genai thing to give you ideas for "gentrified mexican brunch with at least 7 added toppings/ingredients"

go get an updated vaccine. the one that came out last fall is NOT a booster, it's another vaccine. you need it. www.kqed.org/news/1198734...

Sometimes I wonder if this has percolated out enough from the Security Knower community: Signal is specifically and uniquely and notably Very Good about security, and should always be your first choice for talking about whatever. It's not a complicated question or anything. Use Signal.

*JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO SEEK BREAKUP OF LIVE NATION-TICKETMASTER

Losing my headphones has made me realize that most people walk around in public with no headphones in, which is unsettling tbh. Y'all just raw-dog the supermarket?

just member yall, DMs on bluesky aren't signal, they aren't telegram, they aren't secure, mods can see it, don't use it for sensitive stuff

Evergreen.

The 2010 reformulation of the proprietary Four Loko recipe, was the most ableist attack on the ADHD community in the past century in this essay I will-

It's so nice to have a brand lol.

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Hmmmmmm, why do my laptop speakers sound like absolute trash? Can you spot the problem? Picture taken at about 5x magnification (I love that this is the kind of problem you get in my house)

Yeah bro, I'm 32 and have had six figures of plastic surgery. I don't want to be in the pit, and I'm not disappointed when the pit isn't churning. I do want to be up front, and there's only like two people between pit and stage, don't instigate the pit between *every* *fucking* *song*