THERE'S A REASON WHY REPUBLICANS KEEP LOSING IN ELECTION AFTER ELECTION: IT'S BECAUSE THEIR POLICIES FUCKING SUCK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY TREMENDOUS POST IN WHICH I DELVE INTO YESTERDAY'S DEM VICTORIES. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pvACla

Guess why this Avelo ICE plane had to return to the gate, according to a source at Avelo. Ready? Because a smoke alarm went off as they were taxiing to the runway, and it was an ICE flight guard smoking in the lav.

hmmm somehow there's some subtle difference in tone or shading, you might say, that exempts musk himself from this concern about foreign-born people taking part in american democracy

when I wrote this panel last week, I didn't *literally* expect him to say that questioning his health is tantamount to treason, but I didn't *not* expect it

Donald Trump just ended a rule that required airlines to compensate you for delayed or canceled flights. Why? Maybe because the airlines donated big bucks to Trump. Or maybe because the Secretary of Transportation used to be an airline lobbyist. Either way, you lose.

Wow. Trump personally intervened to block more than 4,100 Jan. 6 documents records that injured police officers had subpoenaed as part of their lawsuit after being violently attacked by MAGA rioters. The Department of Justice confirmed in a new court filing that Trump invoked

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

Waste. Fraud. Abuse.

Buh-by now. #AlinaHabba

Mark Zuckerberg is never right: aftermath.site/mark-zuckerber...

"AI will be destroyed in it's infancy"? Don't threaten me with a good time!

In other words, Trump is planning to provide socialist welfare to people who voted for him after he ruined their businesses with his stupid tariffs. But you can't have medicine, food, or ACA supplements.

has Four Seasons Total Landscaping announced the recipient of their Peace Prize yet

"We can't allow fact checkers into the country" is late-stage USSR shit, real end-of-empire stuff

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.

I'm shocked shocked I tell you

The European Federation of Journalists (EFJ) announced that it will no longer publish content on Elon Musk’s platform, X. The organization said it can “no longer ethically participate in a social network that its owner has transformed into a machine of disinformation and propaganda.”

Turns out it didn't have legs

Nothing says the holiday season like revisiting my unforgettable cameo in "It's a Very, Very Muppet Christmas Movie." What a magical 16.2 seconds it was! The directors encouraged me to say anything I wanted to Kermit, but, in the end, they opted for brevity. So, what, then, you ask, was cut? (contd)

"have you ever noticed that every time the cultists wants to show an image of Dear Leader helping someone, it has to be ginned up by AI? hey MAGA — why don’t you show a real photo of Donny being helpful? oh that’s right: there aren’t any." www.jefftiedrich.com/p/this-week-...

#BeBest not to waste your money on Melania's crypto scam.

marscels can get in the sea

Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment

Merry xmas Space Ghost, Zorak, Moltar!

The president fails to realize how deeply Somali Americans love this country. We are doctors, teachers, and elected leaders working to make our country better. We will not let Trump intimidate or debilitate us. My op-ed: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/o...

Let’s see the receipts, yes.

These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.

Trump’s falling asleep while waiting for an update on the Batman problem

It's wild but not surprising that last week the White House was leaning into "these seditious Democrats dared suggest that troops were receiving illegal orders!!!" and this week they are scrambling to figure out who to blame for issuing illegal orders.

Credit where credit is due. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

“I’m a grok guy” — Vance futurism.com/future-socie...

I hope Santa brings me a Miwaukee Stan Perpler!

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is going through some things. Turns out giving orders to kill survivors clinging to the vessel you just destroyed is very, very illegal. And Trump is getting set to back his garbage truck over Hegseth’s career. My write-up is in the replies.

Hell yeah

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

We didn’t realize how bad Trump’s Biden-derangement syndrome really is. The first analysis found that he mentioned “Biden” an average of 6.32 times per day. That number has since climbed it’s now just over seven times a day.

PBS: “A poll from the journal "Nature" found 75% of researchers are considering leaving 🇺🇸— including a man dubbed the Mozart of Math… a scientific brain drain.” The Trump Effect. The opposite of Making America Great Again. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...

me at 27 after a night of free shots trying to get ready to officiate a wedding in 30 minutes for a couple that broke up 9 months later

my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI

Turns out it was all the kid's fault after all. </sarcasm_you_dolts> #ChatGPT #AI

The problem is it *will* go without saying by most of the press.

This thread is good and Daniel is smart ⬇️

The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...

Trump’s rants on Truth Social keep escalating. The outbursts are getting more frequent and more concerning.

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck