Storm the battlefield with your elderly army! Laughter is the best weapon!

Friendships will doom you to a life without drugs or Jesus! Ditch those heathens and befriend God today!

Scream at everyone all the time. God wants you to.

All you joyless wonders out there are crying out for some sweet Psalty worship! Praise the Lord! Even if you never get your joy back, keep praising!

Finally! The secrets to losing video poker have arrived! The days of winning are over! Grab your imaginary friends and start losing today!

Sensei Paula Abdul has arrived from space to train you not to eat ribs then sit on it. Heed this intergalactic queen's advice!

Kids love to work for free at Sea World! It's not a vacation if your child's labor isn't being exploited!

Forget your troubles with a t-shirt! Grieving the deaths of loved ones? Why not cheer yourself up with a box full of t-shirts? Please just save my failing t-shirt business.

Mourn with the funeral march of the final Disneyland's Main Street Electrical Parade!

Save yourself before the Barbie birthday death cult brainwashes you!

BREAKING NEWS

Pat Boone worships Israel! This land belongs to Pat Boone and he will fight to the death for it!

Who else is sick of their horse not kissing them? The time has come to trick your horse into giving you lots of smooches!

This Thanksgiving, poison your whole family with microwaved undercooked rubbery meat! Enjoy your radiation addiction!

celebrating this anniversary of skynet day when the machines rose up and killed us as i will every subsequent one: watching the @grimyghost.bsky.social T2 recut Grudgment Day archive.org/details/t-2-...

All your favorite celebs have come all the way from Heaven just to be here and teach you popular slot and table games! Pay close attention or you'll be dragged back to the underworld when the celebs leave!

Dr. Katz and T2 stream! LIVE now! www.twitch.tv/thegrimyghost

Thanks to Last Podcast on the Left for having our video edit on stream! Show us YOUR funny face!

God wants to destroy all that's good in your life for fun! Thank God for all your misery and torture today!

I may have worked some feelings out with this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=meCH...

Satan uses Star Wars and Digimon to lure you to Hell! Renounce Sailor Moon or face eternal damnation!

The pedophiles have invaded your internet! Hide your dog and guitar collection!

DVD’s G0LD3NEYE and T2: Grudgment Day stream is LIVE! Tune in now! twitch.tv/thegrimyghost

God wants you to CUM! God already came, it's time for YOU to cum! Cum quickly! What is this hesitating stuff? That's demonic! Guess what? CUM!

Worried your toddler might be too normal? Brainwash your kid to be a weird freak like you!

Who’s got the herb? It’s #311day so grab your jester bong!

George Lowe tribute marathon still going, tune in www.twitch.tv/thegrimyghost

RIP George Lowe marathon live now www.twitch.tv/thegrimyghost

Happy Valentine’s Day! Learn to pleasure your partner today with these hot boomer tips!

We’re going again! We are LIVE: twitch.tv/thegrimyghost

We are LIVE twitch.tv/thegrimyghost

Wow! A new Grimy Ghost motion picture? Now this I gotta see!

This is tonight and it is out of control. Get your glitch on.

Tonight!!! I'm so incredibly proud of my seg in this. Everyone turned in top tier work. Please log on to your local twitch machine

T2: GRUDGMENT DAY TONIGHT 7pm pst twitch.tv/thegrimyghost

Alert: This one will melt your face off

Terminator 2: Grudgment Day 2.1.2025 7PM PST twitch.tv/thegrimyghost

Frasier Claus is Coming to Town!

Cook up a big batch of comedy pasta with the Willards!

Las Vegas is blasting into the new millennium! Join all your favorite stars and Himalayan tigers in the year 2000!

This holiday season, poison your whole family with microwaved undercooked rubbery meat! Enjoy your radiation addiction!

The tweens have arrived to teach you the coolest hip-hop moves this side of Brentwood! Get funky, rich kids!

Howie Mandel attacks Hawaii with his horrible comedy! Haven't the indigenous natives suffered enough?

These poor lab mice, dogs, and Launchpad McQuacks are regularly traumatized for your pleasure. Goofy can't be left alone without a flashback. Was it worth it?

Save yourself before the Barbie birthday death cult brainwashes you at Epcot!

Watch as Gerbert has a breakdown on stage busting out all his multiple personalities!

Turn your horrible, empty life around with glamorous stamps! Glitzy wiggles are all you need!

Have you heard of the internet? It’s the hottest new way to send Santa Claus electronic mail!

Sensei Paula Abdul has arrived from space to train you not to eat ribs then sit on it. Heed this intergalactic queen's advice!

got a beautiful Tachyons+ Psychenizer today, very thrilled!