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All's fair in love and final fantasy football

Goldilocks waking up:

the first death you really truly experience is your own

Consciousness is perhaps simultaneously the most incredibly, extremely useful AND fucking colossal waste of time and resources. No single element of reality, even including tautologies, because they tie and I'm inclined to give true ties to the visitor. Everything in the universe that can appreciate

Would anyone be interested in a long term modded Minecraft experience? Very tentative very early

I'm your favorite reply girl's former favorite reply girl

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Here's what you don't understand about me: meow That's right, and I'll say it again if I feel called to.

audio-only podcast set in the warhound universe where two pilots talk shop about the war and EXTREMELY OCCASIONALLY things just don't add up right and then there's a very predictable twist

hey losers I'm high ama oh I should get one of those ngls specifically so abusers and villains of inferior distinction but anyway specifically so that the exact kinds of people I don't want interacting with me rolling in the deep

Swen Vincke of Larian Studios responded to backlash for using AI with a promise to rewind time to before anyone knew about that. paletteswap.site/dif...

desperately looking for solutions to problems I'll never again have the energy, time, or resources to solve

Imagine if all the pretty bsky babygirls did cameo

Do you think it takes awhile for robotgirls to get it in like how you always have to turn the usb port upside down then back before it works

if you say "no limits no safeword" that means you've never actually been pushed hard enough to have to tap out

Ra Ra ooh la la

Listen I've got the market cornered on spinster aunt so who really won this particular battle

What's the line I was just thinking of fuck

Commission 🙏

I like a Charmander in the rain tonight bitch

im a boy :)))

World of Warhoundcraft. Yeah. Which leads inevitably to houndcraft, the Minecraft server for the wow guild

Convolutedly, one of the biggest tells for being "too online" is imagining that being horny or referencing fetishes is something that only weirdo internet perverts do. Meanwhile a luxury brand is paying marketing money to sell you on this perfume making you get off to your own reflection

bro who let me on the bluesky

bratting just feels like a waste of time to me tbh. i'm tryin' to get tormented here

the legend of Zelda: Madoka's Mask

finally high and it's like there was a curse on me keeping me sober until midnight hit me up let's break some rules

being poly and a cuck is some truly embarrassing shit like what do you mean you want to have 5 girlfriends who won't fuck you

Hi all! I am working on making a document on the basics of kink communication. Consent, Negotiation, and Aftercare being the focus. I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help! Please repost for visibility 1/2

sick and tired. tired and sick.

do you ever stop and think that if the predominant practice of the faith is clearly heretical, what sense does it make to presume the true faith didn't go into hiding for a reason?? preposterous and stupid for gnosticism such as it is too exist in the accepted canon, but the opposite?? plausible

i think you have to believe you deserve Greatness

for fifteen thousand dollars I will legislate the hell out of your increasingly concerningly serious Minecraft nation

ahem. thank you all for coming. Late last night, despite being under a generous chastity order, I, Sara, shamefully brought myself to completion over and over and over again. It was a transcendent experience. But to purge myself of the evil I have come forward to come forward about coming, forward.

Jerk Off Introspection

irritabilis

my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to

lonely in the way of forgotten songs

this is literally never not accurate

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I’d get real weird with it too like have human statues kept in heavy bondage, my hunting dogs would be leather puppy’s, my carriage pulled by pony girls

If I had billions of dollars I’d totally live in an elaborate bdsm villa with all my needs taken care of by slaves kept in chastity

KOKO: Koko transsexual rights. Practical Koko human rights RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t call them transsexual rights. KOKO: Good transition good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve transsexual RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford coherent politics. That’s transmedicalism KOKO: misogyny professor

this is who and what I am ❤️

unironically I want to write jacinthe as a dominatrix so badly. came without permission? it's the zone for you, puppy. looked at another woman with lust in your eyes? understandable. women are perfect. you, however, are worthless pumping gooner garbage in need of retraining. bring me five tickets.

they just don't bop how I was hoping they would by now and I'm allowed to grieve regardless of how naïve my hope was

🚨DEAD STATIC DRIVE HAS A RELEASE DATE!!!🚨 www.deadstaticdrive.com/releases NOVEMBER 5TH Y'ALL. Congrats to @mike.reuben.games, @leena.reuben.games, and the whole DSD team - I've been DYING to play this one.