At least if I could get high I wouldn't have to put up with my own reaction to bullshit

Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli is legitimately Unseelie fae in the Happy Days canon. In this essay, I will--

she let me hit because I completed my living dex

nothing to say

All Socrates did was crowd work

Just because I have wings doesn't mean I wanna fly everywhere. Sometimes I wanna be carried. Why is that so hard for you to understand?

surrender the bf and perhaps you may keep this pathetic holding

[passive aggressive skeet about today's events]

remember to say happy father's day to the beautiful women you call daddy today

setting up a toll road for my incoming vagina and trust me ladies femmes thems and other fans of my rear end it's gonna be worth it

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clocky (🧝‍♀️)

new podcast idea called "my alter, my alter, and me"

Hey can I get this IN WRITING? Let's get that disability coming in, if this is actually the formal opinion of the us government

Va'Ruun Zealots better varoom into my bed that's what's up

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I need to be fucking obliterated 🥵🥵🥵

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Slay The Dungeon That Tops The Princess With a Cursed Dick

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CITY OF SIX MOONS! Our weirdest game to date and runaway surprise bestseller turns two tomorrow, and to celebrate, we're having a little flash sale.

the google health takeover of fitbit is a) disgusting; b) promoting AI bullshit (fuck off, google); c) is very clearly harvesting personal health data for evil

im not a christian so dont tell me about student loan forgiveness. i want student loan revenge

(the following post has nothing to do with suicide, but I can't trust strangers or moderation to understand that unless I fucking say so?? Grow up.) I was watching the Phantom Menace, aka Episode I, and there's a moment near the end where a character is elegantly killed in a duel.

I will get worse until my demands are met.

Might actually get to start up a local Adventurer's League, which is very exciting.

Fighting to be included is a battle I just can't win

9/9 HEROIC!! That's a first for me since CATACLYSM.

almost my lived reality

I tried a new drug tonight and it didn't even sploink my zappu to derzzen k'thagha!!

goodnight skyline

the internet has the magical radicalizing potential to reveal to people that Sex Stuff is actually Normal Stuff and that it isn't actually weird for it to share a space with Other Stuff. rich freaks have been scrambling to retube this toothpaste for decades and must not be allowed to succeed

time to saddle up with pathfinder's core rulebooks and get very uncomfortable for a long time so as to be comfortable when it matters (and also draw a filthy picture)

FINALLY figured this out

the sub frenzy is so real and I'm shaking and on the one hand it's so exciting to be like this but on the other holy shit I can't think over the storm in my mind

bunny

Everybody who wants to be a perv should slide into my DMs, I'm like if a vampire fed off of kink

operators are standing by

someone is blasting the same fucking snare line loud enough to rattle my bones and like this is just what today is I guess

I think it's probably just giving up time

yeah yeah call me when your LLM can cuck me until I cry

having a little nap before work is peak

wshwfaabwtfieh

Every Light is Red in Buffalo

better to just keep it to myself, no disappointment, no disappointing

terrible

roleplay hours

nobody sends me dick pics anymore and honestly it's produced a significant identity crisis. who even am I if I am not the token bitch who wants to see your penis