omg the cute transsexual woman at the fazolis on the way home remembered me

push lap (driving home)

babe will you impersonate my sleep paralysis demon tonight

trans women who are confident, secure tops are god's strongest soldiers

on this note i have one that requires enough nuance that i have to update my website about it instead of microblogging and i love that for me

catgirl top named Barb

critical solidarity with cis women who have to change their pads in a public restroom that shit is so annoying

oh my god okay i REALLY need to eat

girl who's not that horny but is still flirting with you cause the act of it is fun on its own: "nngngnggnhhhh fuck fuck fuck that's so fucking hot" girl who's unlocking new tiers of sexual arousal: "oh my goodness,"

it turns out a six hour conversation where i get to articulate my thoughts about a bunch of stuff gives me a few things i want to say on the internet. wild

hot take but i really like being a Pretty Normal Woman where one interesting thing about me is that im trans

one interesting thing about life post vaginoplasty is that, like, i kind of understand the taboo thing about anal a little more now

its just neat to me how "gonna" is a far more precise term than "going to" because it exclusively signals predictions of future events but not directionality. you wouldnt say "im gonna the supermarket"

why are we so concerned with being polite to the computer? we tried that with fucking askjeeves and it sucked

trans women who are confident, secure tops are god's strongest soldiers

the dolls yearn for the walls

you can tell i posted this when the clonidine was kicking in because i didn't proofread

when someone insists on calling a woman's cock some shit like "princess wand," I am filled with the urge to lunge for their jugular like a starved and feral animal

is it really a bratty steak if i fold instantly whenever im called on it?

babe will you impersonate my sleep paralysis demon tonight

it is interesting that the feminized terms for one's cock have like, fallen off - largely, i think, because we as a community have become more secure in our identity as women. and i quite like that for us

i love how when we have a houseguest i forget this app exists

the royal y'all

wild how many hymns my brain has retained twenty years later

I like how for six months every year I say "I really wish there was more hockey to watch" and then whenever the Olympics comes around I say "why would I bother watching this, there are so many cooler things to watch"

really horrible dreams

Deeply frustrated at a mistake I made yesterday

haven't shown off the new pussy aesthetics yet. they're good

bottoming for a girl with a massive dick like "I can't carry any more." "I am overburdened." "I don't have room for that."

does this surgeon make my tits look big?

just took a survey and i've gone up a qualtrics age bracket since my last one. ow oof my bones

Transfemmes: some of the most cogent prose you've ever seen or heard, and the most compelling conversations you'll ever have Also transfemmes: omghiiii hey hi hi hey hi hiiiiii HIIIIIIIIIIIII

does this surgeon make my tits look big?

Trans woman who is like « you know I got that hookup » and it’s just about how to get really cheap dog crates.

plural speed systems runners 🤝 freaking out over time loss

i've had a battle.net account for over half my life yikes

four days post silver nitrate and things are finally calming down thank god

once again thinking about how i have no memory of what having a dick felt like

thinking about my goals after im healed

benadryl would be a beautiful name for a trans girl

ive had like three conversations in the last two weeks about what life was like before the department of homeland security existed and realizing that i'm in like the last cohort that has experience of the time before all-encompassing highly visible security state is wild to me

counting down the days honestly

swear to fuck the mainstreaming of drag has done major net harm to the trans community and i say this as someone who loves and respects drag

"confident, domineering political candidate x eager to please campaign aide" has unfortunately now entered my brainspace

After 222 responses, I can objectively determine that it's clocky to have a small penis

still feeling echoes of whatever happened last night but i think im coming out of it

let hideo kojima make a final fantasy game

⛓️‍💥🌀

having a dissociative disorder and watching mr robot is a hell of a trip

sterling archer is a repper in this essay i will--