this bitch just called me a spayfab. EXCUSE ME???

why does @static.transsexual.gay keep pointing at me and shouting about cake?

@bellaway.bsky.social give me your pizza

sweET CAROLINE!! Bounce bounce bounce

im going upstairs

this mf said she almost named me Lassie. Imagine the indignity. Lassie.

How do I join foodsky I wanna talk about my new wet food

I'm a foodie

"mola, you don't just get a fish" - @static.transsexual.gay i didn't know you were a CAPITALIST

climbus

It's not about the pieces of popcorn that I was able to steal from @static.transsexual.gay with almost zero effort, it's about sending a message: I always deserve a little treat.

echolalia but it's just meowing back at the cat

there's a bad meow on the rise

Fucking Bella's giving me shit about the price of my cat "food" and I just wanna know who the fuck asked you binch

quickly approaching 200 posts, AMA to celebrate? keep it clean

you fuckin tell em mola hell yea

I bet these new final fantasy magic the gathering cards, especially commons, taste incredible

I'm a "horrible gremlin" because I like gamer girl bathwater? Fuck you. This is a house of sin. you are the gremlin. FREE MOLA

through a glass, darkly

back in my day, Pride was a sin

I fucking make the best posts and do I get treats? only sometimes. do I get to cuddle up in the laps of my favorite women? only most days. DO I GET TO MEOW FOR THE PEOPLE WITHOUT BEING ACCUSED OF HARASSMENT? NEVER

easily one of my favorite pics of the year, and not just because it tasted good. let's do this again

olds woman memes for old women

Lance - I confess, I never really liked you. You brought a distinctly aloof, masculine, demanding energy to my life at a time when things were already in so much flux. Maybe you never got a fair shake? You were a good wrestler while you were here, and I do respect that - I do.

Trying to show off after a day at the salon and guess who decided to show its whole ass

i got really high and met cat Jesus

tfw the 'nip HITS and you're home ALONE and it's SO REAL

where is everybody

my table might be messy my tummy might be fluffy but if you come for my family girl u gonna catch these hands

"Either I will find a way, or I will make one." (Hannibal)

I'M ON THE HEATER (i'm on the heater) I'M AT THE WINDOW SPOT (i'm at the window spot) I'M AT THE COMBINATION HEATER AND WINDOW SPOT

mola for president 2028

"the discover feed now knows what you like" bitch, I'm a cat. I promise you, I have no use for your discover feed.

if you ask me, and let's be clear that i know very well you did not, it's pretty ridiculous that even a final fantasy 2 existed. was the last one final? no? did ya'll mean finale? imagine the alternate universe where it's finale fantasy. hate those people

Trying to follow the collapse of the American democratic facade has me like

If you give yourself patience, grace, and time to think, you might just surprise yourself.

you get to be old enough, even the great mysteries start to feel like dear friends

my daughter is in the hospital recovering from a surgery on her pretty face, she's in for a long recovery. you can help out by donating or sponsoring: cat toys, catnip, sardines, french fries that are safe for cats to eat, catnip, stupid little balls that jingle when you throw them, cat food, catnip

damn skippy

a cat is like a sister you can pet wait no

what's good

killing it like Kendrick

I'm like if a cat was a cat

Breakfast time. Where's my breakfast? Hello, room service? Hello? Is this thing on? HELLO

. @static.transsexual.gay almost fucking flattened me like so much pancake batter

I lived bitch

Mola for President What, you think a cat would do worse?

I'm like if a cat was a cat

donate to my gofundmeow and if we reach the goal i will eat this donald character ...he's the duck, right? i hope he's the duck.