I should collar gf x I should call her gf

how many coffees are too many for a day?

(getting a bottle of smirnoff out) ok you said you wanted your coffee iced right

o-ho-Phelia *flickers your creatures out of play*

drifting day (worryingly)

a group of trans women is called a blessing

thank you, Mola, for touching so many lives. I love you. words will never be enough for how much love you carried. she passed early this morning, her final decision a paw onto Static's chest, reminiscent of 'I love you'. she was so loved and cared for. she will be dearly missed.

Mola please come home. I love you and miss you so much

In my college intro to philosophy class the lecturer posed the question “could god make a 2-foot long post that is not 2 feet long?” and like, that’s certainly one way to frame that thought exercise but it’s also exactly what happens any time I try and use a chop saw.

preliquidating my retirement w/ a broth IRA

Pauper/Legacy/Cube polycule trios

expanding the polycule so that deck testing can be done more easily and efficiently

sad that I'm not playing frisbee league this winter, maybe spring when things are better?

missing Cookout and Bojangles, I wanted to grab some food from there this weekend but ugh, plans got canceled

Legacy and Pauper in the same night? we're so back

how does one handle loved ones and family friends passing there's so many things to worry about and think about and then I'm sobbing about my cat at 2 pm where does one go to wail in anguish

sobbing about Mola again, I miss her so much grieving sucks so much

its important to clamber and scamper and skitter etc

excited for additional decks to show up and play more match ups with Static even more :)

it's so good playing paper Legacy again, sad that I'm missing the two Pauper events and the 2010 Pokemon event this weekend though

plurality, explained: okay so imagine a timeshare. except it's your brain

in higher maths, f is used to represent the square root of fuck all

"mom can we get most weasel" "we have most weasel at home" at home:

oh my god today's gonna be long

up so early

imports u into ableton time stretches u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u reverbs u

*server rules state the mods won't @ everyone* *someone proceeds to @ everyone twice in the same day* what do you meannnn

the baseball that Randy Johnson kill the pigeon with:

missing over a month of consistent games with friends has been an absolute downer; I want to play paper Magic 🥲

i shared a diet coke with my pal @mola.pet

Putting her keyboard smahses in a password length checker to see if she is as good of a girl as she claims to be

I'm pretty.

*walking into the bedroom dressed as a bounty hunter* oh I thought you said Fettplay

very nice, now let's see paul allen's dykiest

jamming out to this waiting music but it keeps getting interrupted by a recording saying how many people are in front

okay okay, paper Pauper tournament in February, we're turning it around, it's gonna be good

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the 2010 Pokemon event I was gonna play this weekend just got canceled, I was really looking forward to playing it

In my experience a half hour of cuddling a beautiful woman generally fixes most of life's problems.

a cheeseburger is a kind of charcuterie board

new 75 with 0 reps, how bad could it be for a tournament

realizing I won't get any paper testing before the tournament this weekend, oh well

chat if my blood pressure cuff has the phyrexian symbol on it how concerned should i be

is there a word for mixing yearning and horny? yearny, horning, horyearny, yearhorning

Legacy Grixis Control vs Dark Bant, we're so back

wife Legacy :) deck building with her :) time with her :)

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ok we're doing the shirt bit again

women want 1 thing and it's flicking switches before and after starting a car