Calling a blowjob a big gulp

I have no fork and I must eat

"Daydream Believer" by the Monkees is about T4T and I will not elaborate

what i lack in charm i make up for with strange

birthed day

girl who really needs her bangs back to normal

Yeah I'm gonna bring this baby to term,, TerminATION

Carving a glyph of warding into my pubes

⬆️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️

DDC: Dance Dance Creationism

i looked cute though

Might start taking spiro again just to clear the pimples from my face

How i arrived on Bluesky

New face who dis

One thing I've heard a lot of while in Spain over the past two weeks is AI slop covers of well-known songs. They tend to fall into genres like bossa nova, jazz, or electronica and are extremely formulaic, always at the same tempo with minimal instrumentation 1/

sunny side up~

“I can’t do a cute girly sneeze because it would blow my face off” - @okaysure.cool

There are definitely worse ways to spend surgery recovery

"Bedridden" implies the existence of a bed rider

I lived

in the middle seat of the taxi. i look right and @kathebooks.com is dancing to the radio, i look left and @okaysure.cool is reading a wikipedia article about executions of royalty throughout Spanish history

never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Analog Circuits for Music Synthesis Public Policy and the Internet Audio Engineering Graphic Novel Lit. Computer Vision

I tried to make these on my phone

Booty shorts with an arrow pointing down reading, “my feet are down here”

Y'all look how cute my gf is 🥰

Finally, aluminum electrolytic capacitors for women.

catgirl gf has the post-shit zoomies

Listened to music too hard. Went to the doctor and they put me on Car Seat Bedrest

Your second favorite aircraft

No you misheard me. I'm a poppygirl. I eat poppyseed bagels

I was sick last week but now I'm just phlegmboyant

“If eggs were horses, then chickens would ride.” - @okaysure.cool

Merry Christmas! 🎄 @kathebooks.com got me this shirt

autofalalalallatio, give yourself some holiday cheer

phalloplasty surgical instructions be like hey guys welcome to my unboxing video

Happy Bandcamp Friday! I released an album to benefit Y'all Rock Camp ATL, which runs a summer camp to teach girls and trans youth to play music and form a band. It features several great Atlanta trans/queer artists. All the proceeds go to camp ✨ killianstreet.bandcamp.com/album/causer...

She wobble on my weeble til I fall down

i live in bustin massivehugetits i love da red sox

Rose LAVELLE

No you see, that pile of laundry is supposed to be on the floor. They are pre-drying

*to the tune of “Wouldn’t It Be Nice”* 🎶 Isn’t that a nice manila folder That you can put lots of papers in 🎶 - @okaysure.cool

P is for pussy, that’s good enough for me

Call me the Wells Fargo Wagon the way I'm coming

“why does my tummy hurt?” she asked, unwrapping her sixth reese’s cup of the day

halloween trilogy

Nya~!

Hair did hair thing yesterday

rome wasn't burned in a day

Wearing my new shirt to work