do yall think jd vance uses feng shui to spice things up eith his couch

Tramp stamp that says: "This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here"

Getting my gf's biteprint tattooed on my thigh

No way could ChatGPT jerk off a bull to completion and then shoot it with a laser - @kathebooks.com

Fart from the Front: How to Bravely and Boldly Reclaim Your Power through Queefing

bonus 👅

These were old at the time

After several days in NYC I can confidently say that Chicago is the greatest city in the world

Hair was hairing today

“Spread ‘em if you got ‘em.” - @okaysure.cool

Tramp stamp that says “you’re doing great sweaty”

tramp stamp that says "welcome to the machine"

the thing about "former gifted kid" discourse is that some of us never stopped being gifted and talented and better than everyone else so it's hard to deal with all of these burnt-out losers trying to cling to our coattails of success talking about how hard their lives are for being worse than us.

Alternatively: "come here often"

Tramp stamp that says "Wish you were here"

"One in the stink is worth two in the bush" - @maddieisntfunny.bsky.social

Ah yes, my favorite place to get chopsticks. Jesus fucking Christ international

Fox Mulder is a he/him lesbian. I’m right

Cotton ball torture

Hot Dog Roller Derby

Today I: 1. stage managed a show at a 1500 person venue 2. performed in a music video 3. posted bail for an acquaintance of a friend All after working 10hr days for a week straight. And for the shoot I drove an hour outside of town, only to return to the *same town* 3hrs later to post bail

Literally me

Hey everyone. I've heard this now from multiple people. Passport offices are refusing to comply with the court order to issue passports to trans folks and change gender markers.

felt cute might fuck ur dad later

Kermit blep

ASMR POV You Have Limes In Your Ass (And Scurvy) (Doctor Roleplay) (Realistic) 10 hours

iiiiiiiii wanna know... 🎶 did you vote for John McCain 🎶 way back in 2008?

Happy Pride everyone! I directed a game! Name Change Simulator is a combination visual novel/PDF auto-filling tool that makes the paperwork for applying for name and gender changes fun, fast and easy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bARB... dollworx-interactive.itch.io/name-change-...

Bluesky logging me out every 3 days is definitely going to be the thing that makes me stop using it

I've suddenly found myself the co-founder of a makerspace. Me from 15 years ago would be so excited

Courtesy of @kathebooks.com

I am PRETTY I am SMART I don’t shit my pants very OFTEN

It took me way too long but I learned a lot

ICYMI I play with Kelly Romo now

I played 3 sets across 2 shows this weekend. I'm exhausted but omg so much fun~

As usual Lily Alexandre's latest video left me pondering for long after I watched it. This one is about trans visibility, highly recommend youtu.be/cqhiup5qSY8

Hangry! At the eye doctor

Y'all my partners got together and surprised me with a homemade vegan lemon poppyseed cake for my birthday 😭 How did I get so lucky @kathebooks.com @this-is-john.bsky.social @maddieisntfunny.bsky.social

Boys cum and go. Men ejaculate and evacuate.

Did JD Vance kill the pope

i'm bisexual in a lesbian way to be the most annoying to everyone at any given time

There is no curse worse than a boring life.

They're peeing on your post on DogSky

Love standing next to a guy on the train muttering some homophobic rant under his breath

Happy 404 day to everyone who activates whenever Atlanta is mentioned youtu.be/ktc9hsSfUck?...

pants. cool pants, actually

Took the day for myself

Y'all look how hot my girlfriend is omg 🫠

“Don’t slime me! I’m just a little girl!” - @okaysure.cool

[sighing] blaseball