ME: (explaining The Chinese Room perfectly and in great detail) AI FAN: but how do you know it's not a chinese guy in there

What if instead of saying the thing you said, you said something completely different. Doesn’t seem so innocent now, does it?

current mood

I think Italo Calvino would have loved to post

We have allowed sociopaths and psychopaths to create a society in which only they can thrive.

I’m tired of seeing bigotry everywhere and I’m extra tired of seeing the complacency that surrounds it.

Global CEO Annihilation

Stop turning things into shit!!! Let things be cool for a couple minutes!!! I am surrounded by homunculi of microplastics and lead!!! Ahh!!!

It’s becoming clear to me that if I want to lead a morally correct life I have to associate as little as possible with anything online because apparently in order to run a functioning socmed platform you have to be a fascist goblin from hell

Again getting that feeling I got early in this year right before I realized I had a moral imperative to delete all my accounts with Meta/Amazon

Through the power of AI, we can now generate endings for all the unfinished stories in Italo Calvino’s If On A Winter’s Night A Traveller, at last bringing a sense of completion to this glaring oversight

I don’t think cis people should be in charge of anything

I see this woman at the foot of my bed each night, reciting prime numbers in a low whisper until I fall asleep.

leasing my bones

i don't feel like my name was particularly conducive to a halloween-themed riffing

We gotta stop making dogshit writers famous. No one should have to be lectured at by the nitwit who gave us the “time turner”.

my medbed finally shipped 😴 🏥

It’s hard to say goodbye to something you’ve loved for 25 years even if it’s just a silly little game that doesn’t really matter in the long run. There rly is nothing beautiful that is immune to the corruption of capital.

you try to forget that bad people are always rewarded and good people, compassionate and insightful and sensitive people, tend to suffer but reality finds ways of reminding you over and over again

If you like Universes Beyond you should have been gatekept I’m sorry sweetie

“Let people enjoy things” kneecapped the human race’s ability to meaningfully critique anything

There is no phrase more erotic than “your package is out for delivery”

Portland witches waking up today and preparing Power Word: Kill

Tylenol gave me stigmata

The first candidate to run on a platform of abolishing the entire advertising industry will receive me as their strongest soldier

we need to shut down Magic: the Gathering until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Peter McCarty

tits or ass? bro, the way she cannot forget Carcosa where black stars hang in the heavens; where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the lake of Hali; and the way her mind will bear forever the memory of the Pallid Mask.

ok but like same

melania was dressed like Kung Lao. I think that's cool

can't help but feel like this whole global living nightmare never would have happened if i had just been accepted to an MFA back in 2018

how is meanning formed ?

We are all expiring rewards points in God’s loyalty account

Feeling woefully unequipped in the basic skills department

Flossing as self harm

Just a little marshmallow man with no recourse

I really am too insane to live, and yet! I persist nonetheless

Initiating lamentation… ⏳

call my pussy Tempe the way the Peneus flows through it

smoking on some real OG jebediah doinks

WEAPONS really was so good you guys

i love products. it puts such a smile on my face to learn of new types of products. i especially love when the products are spin-offs of other products i already know and love

Oh word

Love writing little musings in a large notebook

My kingdom for a website not run by feckless cowards

Don’t let the news distract you from the fact that it’s a great time to go down to your local cinema and watch WEAPONS starring Julia Garner and Josh Brolin

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

The Delta Green lore that gets written about this decade will be legendary