if it is not fixed on paper it is merely a bottled thought

sentenced to Toil in the Flesh Mines

notes app apology for party rocking

the following action is classified as OPERATION HORSEFEATHERS

guys be like i know a place and it's

we're witnessing the birth of Christmas dualism, where the Grinch is the inverse and nemesis of Santa, and through his eventual defeat and acceptance of Christmas Spirit, he becomes part of the process of Death and Rebirth

when you think about it, "Bari Weiss" is actually a hilarious name for a censorious racist. it's like the second pass after your editor tells you "Aryana Silence" is too on the nose.

i started watching Pluribus and i feel like i would handle that situation WAY better than the protagonist. sorry to Carol but i'm built different. i can befriend and peacefully coexist with any and all alien intelligences.

having a Lot 49 mini-hyper-fixation while i wait for my copy of Shadow Ticket

Beware, Itinerant, The Courier's Horn

I often enjoy a bit of weed before bed but I think it keeps me from dreaming. I haven’t partaken this week, however, because of my very nasty cold. Anyway, I’ve just woken up and I think I experienced the dreaming equivalent of someone on the carnivore diet after a cup of chia seeds.

She said I love the night The day is OK and the sun can be fun But I live to see those rays slip away I love the night

Fantasy landscapes by Tuco Amalfi, 2000’s

when you're conceived, your "self" begins borrowing matter from the universe like checking out books from a library. in a tub your feet exchange particles with the water. where do you end and begin? that's why it's ontologically impossible to get mad at me for stealing pens from the bank. they're me

Thomas Pynchon and Hideo Kojima should collab on a work that will inevitably contain the most patently insane character names in the entire canon of English literature

sorry i can't come to your birthday party this weekend, i'm getting magically transported into the foreground of The Nostalgia of the Infinite by Giorgio de Chirico

the esoteric drag queen Aya Providence

The Crying of Lot 49 is real and it's happening to everyone at the same time

We all do harm by being.

Free Delta Green operation names to a good home

designating my yard as an Important Bird Area

kamala harris accepted my invitation to do shrooms at the medieval history museum, now she's pulling guisarmes off the wall and chasing me with them

i am enamoured of the phrase "disco nap". i like using it to give the impression that i live a fabulous and glamorous lifestyle when in reality i just spend a lot of time lying down.

Still can’t get over how Mark Carney hates Canada Post so much he’s willing to kill libraries along with it.

Nice gyre. Widening?

oh you have ocd? name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions. name 5 compulsions.

“customers also downloaded” listen to yourself

a 7 lane highway would go so fucking hard right here

getting really into sitting inside drainage tunnels and eating dog food

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

the public goo

Rules are made to be broken. Injustice makes the rules, and courage breaks them.

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Repeatedly muttering “Richard we should link later” to myself around the house

the garden of eden was in east africa 136,000 years ago

Love in movies when a scary old witch turns into a hot babe

As a rite of passage, new NSA agents spend six hours a day cataloguing high quality photos of foreign diplomats’ buttholes and turds

surprised so many of you listen to the Demiurge’s radio that is meant to put spiders inside you to lay thousands of eggs

Emotionally, I am a baby piloting a gundam

Con law profs are perverts who need to be kept in some kind of human zoo. Brains made wrong.

spending my whole morning wikipedia deep diving Muammar Gaddafi instead of doing anything else

Pages not being able to open .odt files... literally what is your problem...

externalizing weirdness

i'm not Crashing Out, i'm Leaning In

Nilla Wafers, the diva that you are...

finding out about kate beckinsale's son-in-law laying eggs not two days after i watched The Substance is really giving me a lot to think about

AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling