Rest in peace, Amelia Earhart. You would’ve loved doing this.

Might just join teams calls like this and not address it

Obsessed with the Daily Mail running Zack's campaign for him

The thing about Disney remakes is when they redid the original classics it was like “alright, sure”, and then they redid the 90s classics and it was like “not needed but I’m sure the dullest people I work with will watch”, now they’re remaking stuff that came out within the last 15 years? Who for!?

I’m watching SNL UK and I’m… pleasantly surprised?

Oh ennit warm ☀️

Feeling really good about all the times I’ve done stand up comedy now

We have now caught 6 mice, this is a declaration of war

we are in hell actually

Shall we all just kill ourselves

My housemate and I are dealing with a mouse infestation. We’ve caught 4 in 2 days with humane release traps and we’re out of our depth. It’s time to kill those little fuckers with real traps.

Finally got to the end of my phone contract and figured since there's nothing wrong with my phone and it still works as new I'll just keep it ticking over and pay less each month, and all of a sudden it's started slowing down and glitching out. 🙄

The media and the right (same thing imo) already whipping up talks of “cheating” when we know which side is more likely to do that and we know she won by over 4000 votes. Cry harder.

Apologies to all of Hannah's customers! Something exciting is happening. Be a part of it ⤵️

So the Telegraph is taking this well

Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚

And this:

For once I don't have the sunday scaries because I have no meetings in the diary and I finished everything I'm working on last week

yall would fuck a dishwasher if it was photographed at the gym

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Andrew when the police knocked on his door this morning

Bet he’s sweating now.

When are we ready to admit that after years of remote working Teams still isn’t very stable, particularly in large conference calls?

One of my nephews apparently asked my sister if I was still alive cos I’m a bad uncle and haven’t seen him in years 💀💀💀

Why is EVERY tinder profile these days “looking for a travel buddy”, “love to travel”, “any excuse to travel”? I know I’m boring but if you think travelling makes you so interesting then why are you all single?

Hiya

Did someone say CD?

The first Sims game released on February 4th, 2000 - 26 years ago 🕰️

Oh this one hurts 😔

Dr Pepper babyyyyyy it's good and nice do do do

Watched the first ep of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms while working and I was actually pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed it. Very different vibe to GoT but in a good way, kinda reminded me of A Knight's Tale

Noticing a trend of gay men referring to themselves as bears when they most definitely are not

They definitely nailed the look, she didn’t seem like an obvious casting choice but she looks great

when I stumble across an alt and immediately know who it is:

Me helping my allies in Crusader Kings 3

The 'give ice qr codes' thing reminds me of when Sarah Everard was murdered by a real policeman using his real police id to kidnap her, and the police & gvt made out the solution was to have a helpline to check that the person bundling you away was a real policeman (as the murderer was)

Hi bald

My PC monitor is on its way out but judging by the “compatible with Windows 7” sticker and the fact I can’t remember when I bought it I’m thinking it’s lived a lot longer than it should have

Logged in with dread only to discover that I have no meetings and no emails that require a response

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

Finished watching Titanic Sinks Tonight on iPlayer and it's started autoplaying a documentary about the fall of Rome. The BBC really clocked my neurodivergence.

Lowkey felt like Beverly D’Angelo if she had a fat cawk last night

What a night

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

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