Yeah that's was I fucking THOUGHT

I'm gonna need Vodafone to get it together. Do everything. Get the digidestined on the case. FIX THIS.

Objectively *awful* afternoon and I didn't climb out of it till about 9pm

"You can't call someone a traitor because they have a better vocabulary than you"

Death to this choir.

I'm a day Behind on the traitors but I'm obsessed with Charlotte Church looking like a celtic druid.

Being trans and Black has so many benefits. Like all the slurs I’m allowed to say! Sure they get thrown at me more than I say them, but still!

This is an 'Arrrgh help! I need more work, there are moths in my wallet!!' post. I do queer history, build escape rooms, talk about mythology and run museumy workshops and tours! Get in contact if you want to do something cool. X

I've seen That Clip from Big Brother and I'm sorry but people from oppressed/marginalised groups should grow very comfortable with just killing the vibe when someone says something messed up

Sometimes I tip toe for no reason just to feel cunt

Going to a house party later and all I want is the chance to dance like Kitty and Rogue

So I've been reading Maus on my phone, and the app I'm using (adobe) keeps asking me if I want to use AI to generate a summary and honestly what a sad fucking state of affairs

This current response to Taylor Swift is just a reminder that she is Gertrude McFuzz NOT Mayzie LaBird

I need to ring Rampin Shop 8 million times before Sunday evening

Black Mirror Season 3 episode 1: Nosedive

oh is that why that country hates trans people

Between Mariah Carey and Doja Cat... this is a HUGE day for Halfrica

"Show your papers" ass country kmt

“Show your Btitcard to use this toilet” innit

Remember all my mad book drama? (If not, buy me a pint and I'll sing you the ballad of the dodgy ex-publisher...) Well, I'm absolutely delighted to say it's over! An enormous thanks to my wonderful new publisher @manchesterup.bsky.social Queer As Folklore will be back in the wild! 🧜🏼‍♂️

Has anyone made the ‘it’s only autism if it’s from the paracetamol region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling neurodivergence’ joke yet?

Making your therapist laugh is all well and good till they ask why you keep doing it

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

My reaction to getting left behind in the rapture

I have a question for X Men people

Girls are we tucking for the rapture?

The rapture cannot be on Tuesday because I am one of the 7 trumpets that call (the trumpet of CUNT) and I have no belting planned in until Friday

CANNOT believe I almost forgot to post, but Happy Little Shop of Horrors Day to all who celebrate 🥀 🪴

Imagine a Beaver goes to the gay club with its best friend (human) and the human goes to the loos to do dr*gs and the beaver walks along and someone flushes the toilet because they were DUSHIN in there and the beaver is like "absolutely not" and kicks off

A Valkyrie but she only takes the souls of people who won pokemon tournaments because to her they took small armies to victory.

New sounds ✨ Two queers unite for a first of its kind groundbreaking conversation about pop stars and pop music. Listen to the new bonus ep with @clevver-girl.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3DYv...

The thing about Billy Porter... is that he is a perfect case study for black vocal performance traditions being WONDERFUL expressions of queerness. And I say "queerness" in the academic sense, in that it reimagines pathways, structures and existence through it's very execution.

opening this up to anyone with a disability, non-visible or otherwise. please get in touch !

The video of Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk just goes to show that when you don’t let theater kids pursue what they’re born to do it backfires spectacularly

I can't really process Christians acting like Charlie Kirk was one of the Clark sisters.

Ninerleven

It’s six years since I first shared my story on #WorldSuicidePreventionDay. There’s more to write, but for now: this is my story as I wrote it in September 2019: heavenwithstrawberries.wordpress.com/my-story/

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Malamounjaro. There, that is my contribution to the 'Mega Malamar = Skinny' jokes

Just saw a clip from the R*form conference and someone said that drag queens shouldn't be allowed to read to children which tickles ME because... drag being part of family entertainment is actually a very British thing. Like very specially British.

Gonna host a seance and find Judy Garland and the whole time I'm just gonna be beg her to come back to life.

Gay people love making up words for no reason my Lord

Emergency Alert gagging the fuck out of me in this good Christian Costa Coffee

Hi, I’m Matt. Actress, model, comedian, and the one name Lou Bega couldn’t say in Mambo No. 5 because just like my asshole, my NDAs are watertight

I feel like the Transness of The Matrix has become quite timeless because now it feels like we're fighting a battle that most people have no clue about!!!

THREAD🧵🧵🧵 A couple of the key things to remember over the next few weeks. Things the government will lie about repeatedly, after all, it is led by a serial liar... 1. The government does not HAVE to accept the EHRC transphobic "guidance". It can ignore it, it can reject it, it can amend it... 1/5

That #Man called for sexual violence against a marginalised group on an online platform WHILE being very well known in the UK by people in his field AND by people who would happily enact this violent

Truly a battle for the ages.

Is anyone else a Substack user/poster?

My friend called me "Little Miss Mall Drag" today and I'm SO glad me aesthetic efforts are being recognised