I planted some daffodils in the patch of grass near my flat, this morning the council mowed them all down before they had chance to flower :( They did leave one or two which were blooming

Obviously there is a lot to be said about these figures however the final words of Marie Antoinette and her son are so moving, her's 'pardon me monsieur for I did not mean to do it' when she accidentally steps on the foot of her own executioner

Seeing this cemented my viewpoint that Into The Woods is the best musical ever written. Not a perfect production but extremely good nonetheless, it did make it clear how challenging conveying the complexity of the show's characters is, amazing staging and lighting design. Not one to miss.

Oh no I saw my girlfriends boyfriend on grindr 😬🫣😬🫣 This is the second time this has happened in my life

This is so good, I can't get over it. Euphoric, healing - everything EDM should be open.spotify.com/track/7BguGj...

A genre-traversing masterpiece, Raye has outdone herself. Unique yet familar, she's just hit it out the park. Just an incredible talent and a joy to listen to.

What a lovely day 🥰 Sat all cosy inside watching the rain/snow, bliss

Getting home a casual 3 hours late 🙃

Train I am meant to be getting is cancelled, train after it is overcrowded so not stopping at the station, so now I have to take 3 trains to get home. Love that

What a lovely day 🥰

If the UK government was as efficient as Sigrid at Manchester Academy this evening our country would be the envy of the world. She steam rolled through her set, packed so many songs in, and all effortlessly but impressively performed. Icon. In a white tee and blue jeans too

Perfect

I have sent an FOI request on this oop

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You can watch François Arnaud's break out role as Cesare Borgia in The Borgias on All 4 at the moment 😏 I was obsessed with this series as a teenager www.channel4.com/programmes/t...

My favourite I'd Do Anything contestant has won an Oscar, and she should have won this competition too. So well deserved, was a stan from day one!

Nicole Kidman tells Las Culturistas she has the pain tolerance of a Navy Seal: “They go, ‘do you want the anesthesia?’ I say, ‘No.’”

Obviously health benefits, but to go swimming at the aquatics centre is like £6 currently? If somebody wants to go swimming is £6 really a massive barrier? Why do over 60s get free swimming? Is there something I am missing? The richest age group, free stuff? Why?

How much cunt wouldst thou have me serve father?

Me in Year 9 history class

I am so deeply obsessed with Nicole Kidman!

If you ever get the chance to see CMAT live don't let anything get in your way, she's incredible. 10/10

The pre-show music for CMAT just went from the ketchup song to goldfinger, obsessed

Thinking about how gross it is I can't take a bottle of water to a gig, cunts

The only political party with a jewish man as its leader is... antisemetic? Right right....

Several cases of Trichophyton mentagrophytes type VII/VIII have been reported in the UK, especially in gay men. DMs open if anyone has been affected - I'd like to talk to you. #JournoRequest www.dean.st/prime-this-m...

The Hamnet score must go down as one of the most boring Oscar nominees, dull as fuck, Testament of Ann Lee's score is so bloody good and basically elevates the whole film how was it not nominated? It's excellent. Richter is tired!

I really enjoyed The Testament of Ann Lee, consider me converted, I shall be singing and dancing with this bitch (Amanda Seyfried's accent is terrible but I don't care and still love her)

Me in London vs me in Manchester

I was at the count in Gorton and Denton last night and we all saw Matt Goodwin eat ballot papers. His girlfriend and team begged him to stop but he kept stuffing it into his mouth and making grunting sounds like the Cookie Monster

The amount of times I have seen Hannah Spencer talk about working cross-party on issues where there is agreement - not seen that from Keir. Also, you're focusing on the 14k that voted for greens, without a word on the 10k which voted literally for division with Reform?

Great to see Keir Starmer has his finger on the pulse of a rotting corpse x His inability to read the room is nuts

So nice to see Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights going viral when it is not used in the latest film at all 😂 Go on Kate 💪💪💪

you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe

Enjoyed Hadestown so much more on a 2nd watch, knowing all the music just makes it so much more enjoyable, also great to see a different cast and their take on things

Hadestown instead then 🌹

Faye talked them into giving us better tickets 😁😁😁

Guess we won't find out

Scared of the person I may become after seeing Into The Woods today. I've never seen it performed live, I am so excited, it's my favourite musical 😍

I have been in such a silly whimsical mood today and nobody is taking advantage of that!

On hinge looking for a white feather hawk tail deer hunter btw x whoopsie daisie yoo hoo x

Entering my whoopsie-daisy, yoo-hoo era

Thinking about this the whole Jeremy Corbyn thing was annoying. He turned up, interrupted a green councillor speaking, who people wanted to hear from due to the by-election. Then he lumped the lib-dems in with labour and the conservatives as appeasing reform by moving to the right - untrue for libs?

When you watch Wuthering Heights you realise this song was actually Charli warning you not to see that diabolical pile of steaming shit open.spotify.com/track/15ApEg...

Still can't get over offering someone you've just fucked a tuna melt. There is nothing more egregious. Canned tuna is a food for absolute solitude, it is for reclusive moments. I'd defenestrate if someone offered me a tuna melt. Ham and cheese lovely! Mozzarella and tomato - gooning. Tuna???? GULAG!

Can I come over to your house and do this? 👉👈

Me listening to White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter

Lana Del Rey's new song has me writhing round the floor like a possessed snake

Just remembered I saw Morrissey in Amsterdam just scowling out a window

This is an Alysa Liu stan account now x