all birds should be vegetarian, sign my petition: 📝

mouse! at the cheese-board 🐀

she has fallen in like with me, is much better than "i've been friend-zoned"

What an awful day to have eyes and be able to read

my natural habitat is the buffet 🐁🧀

Local women crochet/knit woolly PJs for rescued vulnerable, ill and formally abused elephants to shield them from the nighttime cold, Elephant Conservation Care Center, India #UnravellingWomensArt

I’m a serial liker and you’ll never catch me because before you’ve seen my like I’ve liked again

Classified ad of a very cold me: Snow Summoner seeking a Sun Summoner

Oh we were so silly in San Pedro, hitchhiking to the swimmingpool, we were made of silver sands.

i dried my hoodie outside & it has gone a little stiff, wait, this isn't my hoodie, whose hoodie is this? oh no it is my hoodie. i know it looks cool in the photos but i don't want egg in my broth, it makes it gloopy, what are these herbs they are too herb. noodles are fire tho ha! pho/feu

The stars in a broad un-impeded sky evoke an overwhelming euphoria

nothing ruins friday vibes like realizing its thursday

But what if the food disappears?!

Them: not everything is about you me: but why? 🥺🐀

Their minds are really going to be blown when they find one of the ancient golems.

Mais je ne veux pas me lever. Il fait froid, j'ai faim, et je suis seulement une petite souris. Aussi, je crois vraiment que le château est hanté.

tucking myself in like a strong, independent mouse *strong, independent mouse noises*

armpit moles are hot

banning kids from using social media is like not teaching them to read & write so they don't see bad words. they need to utilise these skills & networks their whole adult lives

After the last several years, I even take salt with a grain of salt.

i like to scurry around the castle in the darkness 🐁

i will be asleep in the next 25 minutes and then awake all night but that's fine

“I’m coping just fine,” she laughed nervously and tipped another overflowing scoop of jellybeans directly into her mouth.

having a bath at 5pm on a tuesday like some sort of aristocrat

5% BATTERY LEFT IN CASE YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO PLEDGE YOUR UNDYING LOVE

outside of a static position is its location in space which has momentum going forward in a linear direction with freedom of movement still able to fall flat on its face

l'internet? désolée, Il était sur vibration 🤷‍♀️

She happens in the year twenty twenty-five with a new sensibility, somehow softer.

shouting "hey, apple face" at a barn owl and then scurrying back into my hole 🐁

Girls only want one thing and it's an unholy alliance with the seagulls

Bears are so fucking smart to hibernate for the winter.

Cloud dancer is actually my rap name

i'm still angry at how you guys pronounce riz la croix

i'm still angry at how you guys pronounce le creuset

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

You are loved, idiot.

Your guess is as good as mine. Except that one. Also, that one. Are you even trying?

Lucretia My Reflection would be a beautiful name for a baby bat.

Today I learned that bacon wrapped tater tots make a perfectly lovely breakfast.

if i had a friend called annie, i would ask them repeatedly if they were ok

error code: too small moovse

False! It should release a tiny treat! (A larger treat for the best reply)

Things that can make any day better: - Cheese - A nice nap - Ice cream - Cheerful nail polish - Favorite movie - Cheese - Favorite album - 3 deep breaths of fresh air - Text someone you love - Watching the clouds go by - Cheese - A nice long walk in the woods and never come back

a lot of my posts are sandwich themed

pain! à la disco (parce que j'ai faim) 🐁🥖

none of us are as cool as our avi's

Facing my problems like an adult