Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

You take wins where you can get them.

On the lookout for my 300th follow

I see a lot of people calling for local police to protect them from federal agents and I have to wonder if they forgot that police did worse to civilians during the Black Lives Matter protests across the country.

one of my most controversial art opinions, but i do not think you need to finish a book to be an author. lots of talk on 'WHEN do you become a REAL writer? 10000 words? 1000 word?' personally i think it takes ZERO words to be a valid writer. john cage would still be a musician if he only wrote 4'33

Me and my new follower

watch this.

Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?

You know who you are.

Trump: We have to invade New York, the liberals have weapons and they're stealing all the pizzas! Sir, you're watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Wasn't that the plot of a Far Cry game?

im going to spend more time saying crazy things to my family

Number 28 my first trade commission #USSdefiant #StarTrek

You are under no obligation to be polite or reasonable to people who want you in the ground.

The entire history of the right wing in this country is about an insecure minority trying to subjugate a majority that disagrees with them. It's the reason they hate democracy. Draw a line from antebellum Southerners to today's billionaires. They own everything but they pretend they're under siege

The director of Deadpool & Wolverine in his acting debut. #mst3k #zombienightmare #tomservo #shawnlevy

They won't let you share your medbed with anyone else, but they will shut off the oxygen while you masturbate, if you're into that.

a man with everything except his humanity. bank accounts full of an unspendable fortune vast enough for a hundred lifetimes yet his soul is forever just out of reach. a horrendously grim image.

See you nerds on the fuck leaderboards.

Adams was fringe enough to blunder into outing my secret cabal so this is good news for me, as well.

Before Bluesky we had to write our witticisms on notepaper and hand them to strangers at the docks.

but your honor it was my je ne sais quoi

Gaza.

If you see an angry golem wandering around that answers to the name 'Grundy' I'm not involved and you don't know how to get in touch with me.

They stole my "Bacta Tanks 4 All" idea

Confiscating protective gear so they can inflict maximum violence on US citizens.

Bad neighborhood, Snake! You don't want to be walking around the pearl district at night. I've been driving a cab here for 30 years and I'm telling you: those food truck Wokes'll strip you in ten seconds flat! And that’s when the hippies get you…

One of the hazing rituals for new wizards is having them open their third eye on a McRib. They usually throw up, sometimes they don't sleep for a week - it's funny stuff.

Another great dean scene that always gets me

What's left of Pete Davidson's set when he cuts out all the bits about fucking his own mom?

That's about what I expected from Portland lol

As much as I'd like a handful of weirdos to be able to change the world alone, they need the support. The crews of these aid ships made the brave choice to go without that support, but staying true to their ideals gave others time to rally and send backup.

Low key I don’t think the U.S. military can take the Pacific Northwest

"See! Antifa terrorists are out of control! ... What's that? It wasn't? Oh. What about the other one? Not that one either? Well. Send troops into Portland anyway."

brooklyn!! today!! come out and get some art and enjoy our lovely neighborhood!

Remind me what happened in '08 again?

Classic Star Trek moments that should definitely be made into Magic the Gathering cards 🧵

Oh no, did the libertarian who constantly talks about it get trapped in an elevator? How did that happen?

"Maybe don't do crimes against humanity" EXPELLED

Can confirm

Call of Duty: Black Ops ICE, coming soon.

"I'll be happy to tell you why the Hulk turns green when he's angry, but first, let me tell you a little something about white genocide…"

It's gotta be an all-time golden age to be doing actual crimes.

You can be a light in dark times. You can be a light for the New Yorkers whose families are violently being ripped apart inside 26 Federal Plaza. Behind every movement for justice, there were thousands of people who rose up. And that's what we did last night. #ICEOutOfNY

If you see this post a bridge

Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters

Fatal flight... Amelia Earhart crash landed near a secure entry to the Hollow Earth where she continued to explore until retirement.