I think I spend about 20% of my life with a headache of some description

Thought I'd go for a bit of Latin, get classy with it

I think this is genuinely my favourite ever science joke. Tickles my brain just right

Really sorry to break the pattern, but if you click through each layer to the source joke you’ll find, apart from a lot of great jokes, a really funny and interesting science account

Heisenberg & Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding. Cop: D'you know how fast you were driving? Heisenberg: No but I know exactly where I am. Cop: It was 118mph. H: Thanks, now I'm lost. Cop [inspects car, opens boot]: Were you aware there's a dead cat back here? Schrödinger [angrily]: We are now!

I've never believed in spirits, hauntings, the supernatural, etc -- but when I was developing this photo I noticed a strange figure that I can't explain for the life of me. Look at it for a moment and I think you'll see it. Honestly it's kind of rattled me.

"This is a country that has always tolerated minority faiths" says Kemi Badenoch, showing no understanding of the history that led to that principle in this society, after trying some of the alternatives

this is a country that didn’t even tolerate the globally largest sect of its own damn religion

This is both heartening and heartbreaking. None of any of this was ever necessary. Fuck the EHRC, fuck Hilary Cass, fuck the UK Supreme Court and, most especially, fuck Wes Streeting

I refute this

Threads is pretty bleh, but on the positive side, every once in a while Spike Lee will show up in an artist's mentions and offer to buy their work, which is pretty cool

Repeating one of the government’s misleading, ableist press releases without context or qualification doesn’t seem very impartial. Seems like deliberately choosing a side to me.

There was indeed a reason both for Labour’s rightward shift and their being out of power in 2024. Goes back to Corbyn’s leadership, and the Labour Together group that manufactured their own party’s election loss to ensure a popular left-wing prime minister (and taxes on the rich) didn’t happen.

2/ Highlights:

1/2 Something genuinely different happened in British politics today. Zack Polanski gave his first major economic speech as Green Party leader and it wasn't the usual vague gestures you get from other party leaders. It was a diagnosis and a plan.

Eeeeewww what the fuck

You’re totally right, of course. I’m obviously overcommitted on existing assets and I’m already selling capacity years from being built, as you cleverly hinted. Here, let me try again, this time with a new approach: I have an AI joke but to understand it would take all your resources.

this is killing me lol

I’m 80% inner world

Sometimes the internet is good, actually

If people didn’t have inner worlds, novels wouldn’t make any sense to anyone. What the hell do billionaires think is going on with character perspectives? Do any of them read?

“Sigourney Weaver stroked my pussy on camera” isn’t something just anyone can say.

Weird how every journalist writing ‘balanced’ feature stories on this issue turns out to be a deranged conspiracist and ideologue the second you hear them speak off the cuff

@worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social knocking the sound design out of the park for the first episode of Solari. Everyone involved in this puts in such outstanding work. Listening today was a joy, I need more!

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

(demon) (hunters) not (demon (hunters))

I had no idea that a human being could be so brokenly hollow. This is chilling. I am monetarily poor, but I am so much richer than that husk of a man.

This constitutes actual confirmation, from someone in his own party, that Streeting has anti-trans beliefs. Jacob George was forced to recuse himself from the MHRA shenanigans about the Pathways “trial”, so why hasn’t Streeting recused himself from all the decisions relating to trans healthcare?

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

If you say something that accidentally deeply offends someone the best way to respond to that is “oh shit sorry I didn’t mean it that way.” Hope this helps!

Someone told me many patients at the mental ward she worked at had Dungeons & Dragons books among their effects. She let the correlation dangle in the air. I said that's like observing thirsty animals at an African savanna watering hole and concluding watering holes cause dehydration. #DnD #ttrpg

Reposting Jude’s arms because don’t think I didn’t notice the sharp uptick in book sales yesterday y’all the-hallowed.carrd.co

*yearns^

Terf Joani Reid her with the alleged China spy husband, has resigned the Labour whip 👀

Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

My name is Jack Bauer; I’m a federal agent working for the CTU Counterterrorism Unit in Los Angeles. My stream has been weak lately, and this might just be the longest pee of my life. The following takes place between 12:00am and 1:00am on the day of my prostate exam.

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

Our next game is Verminsteel! You're a bird with a broadsword, kicking thousands of fascists so hard they fly into the sun PLEASE go wishlist it, it'll make me really happy and help me stop low-key panicking and stuff: store.steampowered.com/app/4352280/... #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev

OH MY GOD PERCY SHELLEY WAS THE ORIGINAL FOX MULDER

I'm not much of a fashion person, but the semiotics of Shabana Mahmood's wardrobe as she burrows ever further down the far-right rabbit hole are absolutely *fascinating*

Observe this "debate" over who should decide on what clothes kids are allowed to wear. Labour say parents, Tories say the state. Both of course in total agreement that the kids themselves should have no say in it at all.