and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I just got an email about these Metallica branded wolverine boots and I don't even know what to say about painting logos on the bottom of the soles www.wolverine.com/US/en/wolver...

I support Erika Kirk in her quest to arrest Kano

As a big fan of Funniest Possible Outcomes, all I can say is lol. lmao, even.

@briancurtin.com I howled irl: youtube.com/clip/UgkxHSE...

ten years from now the league batting champ is gonna be a guy named Bandon Bryson who hits .204

I hope they make CB Bucknor plate games a nationally televised spectacle for the rest of the year. Mainline this shit into my veins www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMX...

HELL YELL BROTHER, I'M ROLLIN' COAL ON YOUR ASS. IT MIGHT COST ME 21 DOLLARS IN FUEL TO MAKE A SMOKE PLUME FOR A FEW SECONDS BUT I PROMISE I AM THE DOMINANT ONE HERE OKAY

the whole world is just nerds now. they took Raw Dog (cool, mildly dangerous) and now it means riding on a plane without your nintendo switch

For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm in the Melvins? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!

Like I’m a walking garbage dump. My “gut health” is probably bad, if such a thing is even possible. What would a Prebiotic Pepsi do for me? Will my tummy feel better? Will I poop more? Less? They don’t even bother to build a use case, what the fuck is this shit?

This describes most of the Dillinger Four catalog, but my favorite is probably "Super Powers Enable Me to Blend In With Machinery"

If you work for DHS and hate your boss / leadership, you have the chance to do the funniest thing. Be a legend

Unusually relieved that Alex Pareene is still alive defector.com/i-have-a-gre...

Day 1 of drawing dilbert until i get sued or Scott Adams rises from the grave like Jesus

$8 = $5

@briancurtin.com youtube.com/clip/UgkxhmT... video is a must-watch but the clip has me red faced crying laughing on a loop

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

Fuckin place SUCKS

whistleblowers in the chat make some nooooiiiizzzzeeee

"It's fun to learn shit" sums up my entire adult life. Every job I've had as an adult is because "it's fun to learn shit".

if you put an AI Surveillance Camera in my town I'm cutting it down with a battery powered angle grinder. the Milwaukee M18 FUEL system gives me the power i need to remove cop slop from my community futurism.com/future-socie...

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

fuuuuuuuck

I am in love with the butt mogger chick and her giant butt mogging ass and you can't judge me; you're not the judge

Kinda tired of seeing Olivia Nuzzi's enormous face

I lucked into home plate-area seats for a Yankees playoff game in 2012 (the Raul Ibanez game) and sat within spitting distance of Keith Olbermann's truly monolithic cranium and a disturbingly young-looking girl next to him. I thought for sure that had to be a daughter and not a girlfriend. Oops!

"I don't enjoy feeding pedophile defenders into a wood chipper, but when done righteously, it is a chore like any other. Practiced hands make for short work, and the good Lord knows there's mulch to be done."

Somewhat recently, Ritchie Torres was tweeting about Hasan Piker and I replied with "suck his cock" and got suspended for "inciting violence" - which is usually not the intended outcome of sucking a man's cock

It was supposed to be "Punish the Villains" not "Bend Over So Hard Your Asshole Falls Out Capitulating to the Villains"

My serious advice for any frequent domestic flyers would be to buy a 1998 Econoline instead

there are first-semester auto body students who can blend a finish better than this

i think between his vigorous defense of the nazi tattoo guy and publicly arguing with the fucking twitter AI bot, it is safe to say we have moved past the need for Ryan Grim

Pleading with my fellow Americans to make sure they eat at least some of a sandwich before rifling it at the nearest pig in uniform

A massive economic bubble is on the verge of bursting, a new Simpsons movie is on the horizon, and someone decided to start manufacturing plastic drums again. I've seen enough. 2007 Part II is finally here.

Can't lie, I popped too

There hasn't been a truly good news day in what feels like several years and the momentary relief is enough to make me cry

new reaction video just dropped

Seeing both teams throw the lead runner out at home with no fanfare or drama and I'm like "the Yankees simply can't compete on this level"

When @iracane.bsky.social and I invented the Shrimp Alert it was supposed to be fun. The last 20 minutes for me were the closest myself or anyone you know came to understanding Dr. Frankenstein

I want to die

I've made it a point to tune into this World Series around the 8th inning every game and I have not been disappointed. Every moment is more insane than the last one

The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old

One difference I just noticed between the US broadcast and canadian feed of the World Series is the canadian guys are excited about extra baseball, and the americans seem annoyed by it. Sorry about your late dinner reservation or whatever, Joe Davis

The Fox pregame is spending an awful lot of time glazing a washed up a weirdo with some undiagnosed personality disorder as if he's not going to get rocked for 6 runs in 1.2 innings tonight. Whatever.

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

There are professional media people, some of them even investigative reporters, who want you to believe the Blackwater Nazi Tattoo Guy when he says he didn't know he had a nazi tattoo for like 18 years. They are showing you who they are, and it is not someone you should trust or take seriously.