RUN THE BALL

Hearing that Greg Bovino applied to take over leadership of Paw Patrol

Can anyone answer why the state accepts being denied in the first place? Can they not just walk in, walk around whatever stooge is saying no, get more people than them, just start doing the work? How does a bunch of mall security dropouts functionally block this and require court intervention?

lmao. CAT tourniquet pictured here and not RATS, but I knew they'd be having a tourniquet problem soon. Post from yesterday: bsky.app/profile/bria...

A roving band of people incongruent with American society gotta dial it back a little bit before we give them more money than it would take to solve all of our food and housing problems. Capisce?

I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

“Bringing Back The Glory” by Next Step Up is the new national anthem. youtu.be/04W91RUB-40?...

What would more training have said to do here? Shoot earlier? Involve an even higher number of people incongruent with society into the situation?

Three apartments worth of people on their balconies here are heckling agents down below. One person has produced a white board that says "ICE can suck my dick." "Fuck you all! Kill yourselves!"

Fun interaction at Costco wearing my Abolish ICE shirt Guy 1: you could get in a lotta trouble wearing that shirt around here Me: won’t be my problem Guy 2: yeah go fuck yourself, clown Guy 1: see what I mean Guy 2: that was for you (1)

Sure, gmail, this not only isn’t immediately filterable spam, it’s worthy of the “important” label. Good work, I agree.

“abolish ICE” does not even begin to capture the type of change that needs to occur here

Half of these losers carry RATS tourniquets because they’re warriors but they don’t even know the first thing about their own guy seizing. Truly a pathetic organization.

Patriots in control

“Not because we want to be, but because we have to be” — they would prefer the violence was equal but are not yet issuing beatings to children

When I scrolled by this I thought someone edited the lectern to be huge, but no, he is just a very tiny little man.

“Hello, real cops?”

Love to leave my children fatherless in exchange for my murderer being enshrined forever as the face of a Black Rifle Coffee signature roast

Make that Pop Tarts Bowl be the same day, but only that one alongside this.

Ordered this shirt immediately, and some other great Chicago stuff they had.

Don’t worry, I’m sure this will all get fixed by the time they hardwire this into the Pentagon like next week.

I found a similar picture I took (probably the same night). I also almost certainly have a VHS tape somewhere with this broadcast and some of the subsequent episodes.

shove your poll up your ass

I don't want the computer to Know Me

I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS

soup sandwich lmao

Dim idea from one of the dimmest guys, among the dimmest of ideas currently circulating. Nice.

We shouldn't have to know who Bill Ackman is.

We gotta just start over. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I asked my wife if I could spend $1000 on fireworks for when It Happens and she said yes.

I gave my kids my medals from races. They didn't even have to run, just a two year old with a 50K medal. It's fine, everyone sees it and is amazed. "Wow, what a kid!" They're honored.

ok but what about the part where they shot one of your constituents in the head. personally i think what's bad about that is that they shot her in the head, not that they didn't seek buy-in from local cops first

You should be able to order pasta hot or iced

Who cares

Everything happens on perverts.org/csam The Everything App

"flaccid penis shaft of a man with a syphilitic soul Colin Cowherd" "radio atrocity Colin Cowherd" "frenulum with eyes Colin Cowherd" "butt-faced shitbag Colin Cowherd" "Diarrhea man Colin Cowherd" "the ute-puking national embarrassment that is Colin Cowherd" "drive-time ratfuck Colin Cowherd’"

We now go live to a press conference

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

“Yeah it told that guy those things, but surely it’s not doing the same for me.” – probably said by an eight digit number’s worth of people

Very drunk walking up 2nd Ave south of 14th Street and Beck Bennett was ahead of us. I said to the group “hey that’s Beck Bennet.” At the same time one said “that’s not Beck Bennet” and the other said “who’s Beck Bennet?” He just turned and said “Hi I’m Beck Bennet,” smiled, and kept walking.

We have already decided as a society that ChatGPT is allowed to tell people’s kids to kill people. Now we’re just debating who.

“Never tried therapy before but this is probably it?” This is incredible. I’ve never tried ChatGPT but every day its technology induces a worsening to all manner of research, commerce, and humanity at large. Is that it?

Deep from within the latest Epstein doc dump. How’s he going to get away this time?