This is the one

Absolutely not.

An Iranian general stood behind a podium explaining how they hacked the Director of the FBI's email address using a spoofed Black Rifle Coffee flash sale would be the Tet Offensive for the digital age. Humiliating defeat. Total destruction of American morale. The world needs it.

FAQ Q. Are you sure about that? A. Yes.

It’s extremely rare that an article I read makes even a half assed good faith attempt to understand what’s happening

It’s hobbyless behavior to say it gets worse from any age. It’s a really unfortunate thing to hear.

real footage from the metaverse via @samleecole.bsky.social

Jason Clarke, an Australian playing a Polish Chicagoan, is great in this as well

This is to say: if you're an attorney who's hesitated to take on habeas cases because you think you lack the knowledge, or you're worried about whether you'll really help, I PROMISE you can make a difference. I'm just a dipshit with a 7-year-old laptop and a bad attitude. If I can do it, so can you.

The perfect time for Cinco Boy youtu.be/Bqh_y-iH_Bc?...

Let me know when it’s time.

Back when I ran the @python.org Twitter account, we got it verified in probably 2012, and the next day @flavorflav.bsky.social followed.

A 72 year old retired Air Force Colonel I volunteer with referred to X as “the child sex image generator app,” entirely unprompted. Good to see that’s getting around.

Is this site prepared for the increased posting rate when It Happens?

Parents would hate this. I watch people from four hours away draped in five pieces of team merch roast on a cloudless July afternoon while their 9 year old team is getting absolutely rocked. These people are kept alive by debt anxiety and the misguided hope that their kid is going to MLB.

it’s pretty funny to make a world where everything is based on computer. and then fuck that part up specifically

Bought it. You should too.

I assume this means 3 months / 13,000 agents, or about 10 minutes each.

youtu.be/2S7DJEr3wy4?... love this album, love this song, and it'd be very applicable

Ossoff: The vice president has spent this entire debate trying to outrun the ghosts that enriched him while they impoverished the rest of this country, but he can never outrun his own shadow Vance (eyeliner running so bad he looks like Taylor Momsen): Senator Ossoff is married to an foid

too late to see the moon landing, too early to explore the stars, just in time for kid rock on cspan

Botch — To Our Friends In The Great White North

@pickle-bucket.bsky.social The first 30 seconds of this involves a constant crossfire situation between two of these scum, and a smaller period that involves three. At least. This has to be their first time pointing a gun at anyone but their ex-girlfriend, right?

The proper channels we are always reminded we should be using are a treadmill designed to tire us out and give up. It’s deeply impressive to meet people who can just power through it for … 13 years.

This is who runs this account

Well, it all started when we killed this gorilla named Harambe and just sort of spiraled.

There's no point in posting the indisputible take that Best in Show was Catherine O'Hara's finest performance because, by definition, Best in Show is the career high point of every single person who was involved in Best in Show.

Create a Code of Conduct? The mall has a CoC. Costco has one. I have written one! This is not a group of people this capable of reading or understanding such a thing, let alone enforcing it.

Fuck this asshole and put him at the bottom of the ocean

RUN THE BALL

Hearing that Greg Bovino applied to take over leadership of Paw Patrol

Can anyone answer why the state accepts being denied in the first place? Can they not just walk in, walk around whatever stooge is saying no, get more people than them, just start doing the work? How does a bunch of mall security dropouts functionally block this and require court intervention?

lmao. CAT tourniquet pictured here and not RATS, but I knew they'd be having a tourniquet problem soon. Post from yesterday: bsky.app/profile/bria...

A roving band of people incongruent with American society gotta dial it back a little bit before we give them more money than it would take to solve all of our food and housing problems. Capisce?

I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.

the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens

“Bringing Back The Glory” by Next Step Up is the new national anthem. youtu.be/04W91RUB-40?...

What would more training have said to do here? Shoot earlier? Involve an even higher number of people incongruent with society into the situation?

Three apartments worth of people on their balconies here are heckling agents down below. One person has produced a white board that says "ICE can suck my dick." "Fuck you all! Kill yourselves!"

Fun interaction at Costco wearing my Abolish ICE shirt Guy 1: you could get in a lotta trouble wearing that shirt around here Me: won’t be my problem Guy 2: yeah go fuck yourself, clown Guy 1: see what I mean Guy 2: that was for you (1)

Sure, gmail, this not only isn’t immediately filterable spam, it’s worthy of the “important” label. Good work, I agree.

“abolish ICE” does not even begin to capture the type of change that needs to occur here