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Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

AI ass situation

i have exactly one campaign promise i expect kept for 2028: dropping elon musk into an active volcano from a black hawk helicopter. the rest is negotiable

don’t get me started about putting a runner on second in extra innings. i used to watch the Mets tie it up in the ninth just to lose in the seventeenth. that’s real baseball

The board consists of three semi-literate car dealers who were the state’s top GOP donors. Their top priority is fighting wokeness in the Potato School by putting up a statue of the confederate general who owned the largest potato farm in the state in 1859.

the *real* war of ideas is happening in the comments section of the dominos pizza tracker app and all of us here on bluesky are ceding the informational battlespace

This should be a daily conversation.

"Ships are going through the strait" buddy I can lie half awake in bed in silly pajamas and lazily find the location of any registered cargo vessel in existence on a phone that's also playing Limp Bizkit

creed "my sacrifice" voice Ron Karkovice

/Sade voice Bret Saberhagen

@pickle-bucket.bsky.social guess what this is in response to

Paying at least $42,000 in property taxes for that setup lmao

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

“A quick favor, you’ve been selected to share your input” — ah yes, my HSA from 5+ years ago, sure I’d do anything for ya

I need Alex Jones to find out about Cinco Boy

happy earth day

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

My first plate job in the Big10 was St. Louis U at Northwestern when Stoddard was still their pitching coach. First pitch was like ankles low and he yelled “where the hell did that miss?” 0.1 seconds after it was caught. It was a nice welcome.

I saw Kids in 1996 because a friend’s much older sister rented the VHS and the friend had seen a brief skateboarding scene from it. I was 12.

i get it but i also have to laugh a little when people are like "i need a Pro Grade website for my posts". I'll post on some shit that's not even a computer dude. If you fire up one of those 2012-ass altoids tins with a dev board in it I'll post on it until it gets hot

Air to Ground Message: TOILET SEAT DAMAGED Area: Cayman Islands A: #ab3dc9c3eae F: #fbad562e483 #acars #vdlm2

You want to keep this going big boy? I know your type your the troll type who wants me to block you. If I do that you win but if you block me you know I win. Well I got news I’m not as dumb as you think not letting some 30+ year old neckbeard get under my skin nope. I know I’m better than you

Nothing says "America is Back Baby!" like "Allbirds became an AI hardware middleman because they wanted to pump their stock instead of going into bankruptcy, so they said they will find some computer chips somewhere, but can no longer sell shoes."

When my wife told me she charges her Apple Watch every day I may have laughed out loud. I charge my watch once a month.

Last Sunday I looked up while talking to a neighbor and saw a Firehawk on the way to the Bear Creek Fire. Expecting to see a lot of that helicopter and the rest of the fleet.

I’m built different (multiple times worse)

I went to Costco this week for the first time in years and am ready to turn over management of the country to them

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

This is the one

Absolutely not.

An Iranian general stood behind a podium explaining how they hacked the Director of the FBI's email address using a spoofed Black Rifle Coffee flash sale would be the Tet Offensive for the digital age. Humiliating defeat. Total destruction of American morale. The world needs it.

FAQ Q. Are you sure about that? A. Yes.

It’s extremely rare that an article I read makes even a half assed good faith attempt to understand what’s happening

It’s hobbyless behavior to say it gets worse from any age. It’s a really unfortunate thing to hear.

real footage from the metaverse via @samleecole.bsky.social

Jason Clarke, an Australian playing a Polish Chicagoan, is great in this as well

This is to say: if you're an attorney who's hesitated to take on habeas cases because you think you lack the knowledge, or you're worried about whether you'll really help, I PROMISE you can make a difference. I'm just a dipshit with a 7-year-old laptop and a bad attitude. If I can do it, so can you.

The perfect time for Cinco Boy youtu.be/Bqh_y-iH_Bc?...

Let me know when it’s time.