Facebook has been randomly generating shit about a California band called Dutch Interior, claiming they're Dutch and also Nazis. Fan-fucking-tastic. (The way it jumps straight to the most offensive thing... you can tell it's been trained on clickbait.)

Quote with your model of masculinity

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

I bought "If you buy this record your life will be better" Alas, there was no control, so I can't prove scientifically whether my life was better or not. #totp

I accidentally bought a pair of low rise trousers back in the day, but because I have no hips to speak of, the fuckers would not stay up. Not even with a belt. #totp

The title of this song is very funny, to be fair. Then nothing in the song is as interesting as the title. #TOTP

Yessss, I knew our Icelandic legend would be on the right side 💚 Pall Oskar says Iceland should withdraw from Eurovision.

Seeing Eurovision fall apart is awful, having grown up with it, years of enjoyment, a shared cultural experience across so many countries. Last year was difficult to watch. Israel have committed genocide and have used the contest to rub Europe's face in it. I'm not sure how this can be fixed now.

Wishing Neil Codling a very happy birthday today. - SuedeHQ

Israel has remained in #Eurovision due to a months-long campaign co-ordinated by the Israeli president. From his house. But, y'know, guys. No politics in Eurovision.

Here's a backgrounder on what led up to today's explosive meeting in Geneva which has triggered tonight's #Eurovision meltdown:

I found this funny. For their 100 Best Albums of 2025, Rolling Stone said about Mobb Depp's "Infinite": "True to that album title, Mobb Deep have made a boundless impact that will resonate as long as human history itself." Wow - WILL RESONATE AS LONG AS HUMAN HISTORY ITSELF! It came in at #78.

Someone mentioned to me that the song Feliz Navidad sounds like a Scouser singing “Police nabbed me dad” and now that’s all I can hear

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Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

I’ve been on “Taylor Swift Is Not Good” Island since 2006, this is nothing to me.

It's hard to overstate the impact Taylor had as an AIDS fundraiser. $100 million is an estimate that doesn't include nine-figure bequests to AIDS charities.

Reminder: if you’re in a club and the music is bumping and the bartender has ear plugs in.. trying to start a convo when they openly tell you over and over again that they can hardly understand what you are saying… Maybe you should stop and visit another time when it’s not a club night.

"Ah, what a beautiful, melodious Suede track. This must be one of Brett's suicide songs"

That cactus resulted in possibly my favourite screengrab from a news story.

Thinking of the French song "Papaoutai" by Stromae Because the song has this vibe where you want to dance, but the lyrics in English are about a guy growing up without a Father. Literally one line translates to "Everyone knows how to make babies, but no one knows how to make Dads" like- 😭

Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️ That's what I call great ambassador

Now THAT's a cease and desist letter

Cher going full on autotune to get a number one in 98 was some sick shit. #TOTP

Yep (unless you count the very first chart in 1952, which you shouldn't). #TotP

Ooh, Hodgkin's lymphoma - nasty.

I'd completely forgotten Culture Club did this insipid thing in 1998. #TOTP

My phone wouldn't survive being slammed into the wall if it played a U2 song at 6:05am any morning.

Huh. Seems the Americans do have Eurovision after all.

Not sure what it says about the state of recent movies but when we saw Wicked For Good last night there were about a dozen trailers, including the new Avatar, and the one that interested me the most was... The new SpongeBob Movie. 🥴 I'm 62.

love it when you find a fanfic writer so good they've got you reading fics from tv shows and movies you've never seen or thought about just to get more of their work

Another record goes back to the sender for a refund. Far too many people think "I'm sure this record will arrive undamaged if I just post it this paper bag." #vinyl

I am chaperoning five seventh-graders at the mall. They are in Hot Topic going crazy over finding Weezer and Gorillaz T-shirts

On 24 Nov 1991, Freddie Mercury died from Aids related bronchial pneumonia. He was just 45. One month later, 'Bohemian Rhapsody' hit the No 1 spot in the UK singles chart, 16 years after after doing so for the 1st time, the 1st single ever to achieve this. #FreddieMercury

RIP Udo Kier, a true original 📽️ his one and only social media post:

MY 12 year old little brother just showed me a song he made 🥹 It was really ass but I’m so proud of him for wanting to learn to produce 💕💕

He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

Wait, what were the lyrics?

Ooh, Kim Wilde night??

My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that it was faked but they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct it and he was so dedicated to make it look real he demanded that they shoot on location.

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

This is perfect. A Fox 52 episode podcast about the life of Jesus, apparently built on subterfuge, theft and lies. Many or most of the actors billed as participating had their voices repurposed from other work and didn't even know they were part of it. ew.com/celebrities-...

ACAB does not include George Michael. #totp

And later on I remember them being deeply offended by "Shoot the Dog". I mean who was fucking right in the end? #totp

I bet Cliff is in the studio crossing himself repeatedly watching this. #TOTP

#TOTP Controversial perhaps but I always thought ‘Hanging Around’ was a far superior single to ‘My Favourite Game’

Should there be nearly more people on the stage than there are in the crowd? #TOTP