This will be the entirety of his post game presser:

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Garret Anderson was also a prominent figure in the Anaheim community and Orange County at large. As someone who grew up in Anaheim, seeing advertisements for community events that Anderson attended was very common, especially at schools. He was a true Anaheim fixture.

Los Angeles #Angels star Garret Anderson goes 3-for-4 with a HR and 2 RBI on his way to being named the MVP of the 2003 Major League All-Star Game in Chicago! ~ RIP Garret Anderson ⚾️ #MLB #Baseball #History

Nothing flashy, just that sense that it didn’t matter who was on the mound or what the score was, this guy was gonna kill you

RIP Garret Anderson. He really was THAT DUDE for my entire childhood. Rare was the morning I’d wake up and didn’t see an Anderson highlight on Sports Center. Feels impossible to me.

It's Friday night baby

Thewhatnow

I can't believe the guy who looks like he's on cocaine 24/7 — and who made a point of being spotted chugging beers with the USA men's Olympic hockey team — found a way to pass out and be unreachable

Not for a second do I feel comfortable with a 22-point lead after 1.

Surprised it took this long

I’m there

I hate my life

They really stink and so does he

Bitch I will beat your ass

You couldn’t convince 8-9 year old me that Rodney Rogers wasn’t gonna be an eight-time all-star. Maybe one of the strongest “was just 10-15 years too early” cases.

we know

Real Madrid got knocked out by Lucho Diaz?????

Damn, I kinda find everyone in that story annoying?

Wish someone would air the Rangers out like this

He legitimately rules

It's funny that a big reason for the Blazers' success this year is their coach getting caught in a Mafia-backed gambling ring, which forced the Blazers to install a new coach who's actually way better at this.

Sean McDermott’s gonna give you the Angle Slam for stealing this

A real shame that that’s how a great game ends

They really need to start pressing Jeff Weltman on why he couldn’t get Coby White.

I’ve always been on team Shit Matters And You’re A Loser Asshole For Pretending It Doesn’t

I feel like I have a pretty spread out map of followers: Where you guys live, are there a ridiculous amount of cars that sound like guns being fired?

I think we’re already there.

Even if they somehow manage 5th, there’s a possibility of no Salah and Ekitike next season. I cannot believe how bleak things have gotten with this team in 352 days.

CPU simulate to the end of the season already

Fabio Aurelio, Daniel Sturridge, Thiago, Joe Gomez.

He went through the back of him! How can you conclusively say it's not a pen?!

OH GO TO HELL

PENALTYPOOL

PSG's goalkeeper is the least a professional goalkeeper has ever looked like a professional goalkeeper in the history of professional goalkeepers.

Isak can't go any more, and Frimpong wasn't giving them the good Frimpong things anyway, so I don't mind Gakpo and Joe coming in. But the sooner the Rio the better. If he's saving the kid for the 70th minute or later, then might as well just walk off the pitch now.

The guy who hired Poch is bolting right before the World Cup. I am absolutely brimming with confidence

The contrast in tone between the quotes their digital marketing company gave when bragging to Billboard (“We know how to go viral. We have thousands of pages“) and the ones they give here downplaying their work is pretty telling

They thought Jared Young was enough

just incredible. no notes

Had to, had to, HAD TO keep running out Ryne Stanek and Justin Hagenman. Just had to.

The Mariners are now 4-0 since the Ichiro statue’s bat broke

Whoa

Everything about Jeff Landry sure seems to suck.

Does it still feel like 99/08?

They really tried to make Lisandro Martinez intimidating…

People still doing this and taking Harry Styles’ music seriously in big 2026 is deeply troubling.