He doesn't know what the yips means but that is besides the point I guess.

007 First Light is so fucking good.

2026 in-person record: 4-2. BENGE, SOTO & DWILL HEART ATTACK SAVE

Explain to me why there is a unbearably annoying Yankee fan at a Mets-Reds game. You paid the Mets to be here. Well played, jackass.

Mets, please don't make me depressed

Trump did a stupid:

Trans folks are being targeted:

KNICKS HOLY SHIT

Knicks, please.

Both B*rstool & J*mboy have frat dickhead energy.

Jesus...middle school bullshit right here.

BANG #knickstape

HOLY SHIT THE KNICKS

SOTO HOLY SHIT

Damn...Benge crushed that ball.

NO MORE KIMBREL

The fuck is this idiot talking about?

Mets pissed away any momentum they had. Fuck this.

And...this game is over.

At least the Knicks are winning...

Torrens...STOP USING ABS YOU ARE BAD AT IT

Yeah, this is on McLean. Fucking pathetic.

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HIT BATTERS

McLean I swear to god.

HOLY SHIT BO

Carson Benge Left on Left hits. He has arrived arrived.

Nice catch, Morabito.

One game at a time, Mets.

It's so beautiful.

Kimbrel...I stg

That was cathartic as fuck.

THE CARSON BENGE GAME

METS ARE ALIVE

BRETTJAMIN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US?

FUNDIES

Kimbrel...oh so we are just punting this.

THEY ARE MAKING ME ILL

Absolutely fucking pathetic

Weaver just loves to be dramatic apparently.

Weaver...WHAT THE FUCK

You fuckers spent an entire homestand building momentum for the first time all season to just blow it now. Fuck you.

If the Mets lose this(which seems likely) it is Brooks Raley's fault.

Torrens, you are bad at ABS

Fuck you Brooks Raley

Yeah...this is gonna get bad.

Testing...is this thing on?

This is what I imagine getting high is like.

OH YES, THE METS