Hours before a purported CIA drone strike in Maracaibo, Brewers OF Jackson Chourio went 5-5 in a game played there that also featured Milwaukee teammate Andruw Monasterio, Astros OF Kenedy Corona, DBacks C José Herrera, & Nats IF Andrés Chaparro.

It’s Bobby Portis Night in America.

I ran around town a bunch today, and everyone in Milwaukee is either going 20 and texting or flying around at 50 (and likely also texting). It's not good out there.

I walked past Charo shouting into a cell phone and looking pissed off outside Cartier on Fifth Avenue in the late '90s. A kind of lame, not-very-scary security guy in a pink polo was standing behind her. I kept it moving. She was really pissed.

The post office changed their postmark rules, potentially disqualifying votes in upcoming elections. Postmarks indicate when the USPS processed mail now, not when you dropped it off. To ensure a same-day postmark, you must visit a post office and ask for a manual stamp.

I’ve given myself permission to buy the good cheese.

Savage

In my opinion, winning is amazing and the additional "my team that won was also the best team according to objective metrics" that online fans seem to need reflects a failure to cherish the experience of winning

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

Max Linder in Entente cordiale (1912)

I was wrong about AI. It’s all been worth it to finally get this answered.

Tom Brady calling a game that just had the most carbon-copy Tuck Rule fumble of his original Tuck Rule fumble/nonfumble.

With the chance to clinch a division title on the line in the final minute, Aaron Rodgers threw three straight incompletions trying to get the ball to Marques Valdez-Scantling. Plus ça change.

Die Hard making the Moonlighting guy into an action star is like the good version of what happened to Chris Pratt and Jim Office

Gonna jump off the Hoan Bridge tonight because of this horseshit autocorrect typo.

Tune Squad assemble.

Machines have only gone downhill since The George Michael Sports Machine.

Milwaukee Record Halftime Show: COMBUSTOR

The Packers could not have played any worse tonight, but Malik Willis is single-handedly giving them a chance to win a game they should be losing by 30 points.

Mom chimes in with her first-half analysis.

When I see the Packers activate Clayton Tune from the practice squad.

FACT: Chicago and New York get the most location-specific street fights because of their integrated light rail networks. This allows for lighter car traffic, and thus more streets available for fights.

Marlene Dietrich, c. 1943

Some of you have forgotten the white-hot intensity of the Kohl’s Cup.

Wolves away since Rob Edwards was appointed. Villa 1 - Wolves 0 (67 min goal) Arsenal 2 - Wolves 1 (94th OG winner) Liverpool 2 - Wolves 1 Playing against historically bad sides before they’ve fully cemented the “historically bad” part leads to hinky shit. Wasn’t great, but also whatever.

Two weeks ago Arsenal needed a 94th-minute own goal at home to beat Wolves. This is just Liverpool trying to emulate the league leaders.

The halftime show? Clips from the first half with crowd noise only. This new stripped-down NBCSN presentation with no programming during the match other than the match is pure Setanta vibes.

There it is.

Every time he gets it you can see the defender misjudging how fast Frimpong can actually move with the ball at his feet.

Somehow Wirtz sees the pitch like he’s watching TV with us while he’s in the middle of all that.

Dogg, that pass from Wirtz …

Tim Allen is only free after killing Santa Claus because he cooperated with law enforcement. But enjoy your little movie if you think that’s ok

Just got yelled at by mom for trying to sneak in a few minutes of micro nap on the couch. It’s a tough spot; I’m full of meatballs and bread. “I was just closing my eyes.” “There’s no closing your eyes on Christmas!”

You’re a multi billionaire and have a huge platform. If you’re truly interested in learning and solving this you can get access to the people with the knowledge to help you. If you’re not truly interested and want to argue with @joe_boner_69 on social media then keep doing what you’re doing

While walking the dog on this quiet Christmas afternoon I witnessed the most Milwaukee thing ever. Dude takes one step out the front door, turns around and yells back into to the house, “MGD, White Claw variety pack and schnapps, anything else?” End scene.

Went into the cellar to get something for today’s cooking and saw I still have one Deth’s Tar left. I thought I was all out. God bless us, everyone.

If you can make it through this in one piece, you’re more robotic than the algorithm. Share your love and have it returned. It’s as simple as that.

and indeed merry christmas to *all* the group chats, everywhere

I searched for an English translation for the lyrics to the Hungarian folk carol “Kiskarácsony, Nagykarácsony” and frankly, I don’t even care if this is correct because I love it

Yancey Thigpen is one of the most important Packers of the modern era.

The party hat on the push notification seems like a bit much given the season and the circumstances. Regardless, it’s more fun when the Bucks win.

"Glad I'm not responsible for this mess!" says the guy who literally killed the rail project that would have rendered moot the entire debate over adding another lane to the highway in the first place 🤨

I ordered it

Just walked past a TV in the public market showing cable news. The chryon was “Timeline for Data Centers in Space.” The holiday break can’t come fast enough.

He was a saint, even though he told me I was a saint A person who made this place better Remembering Steve Silberman on what would have been his 58th birthday

This is the Al Bundy pose when he talks about scoring four touchdowns in one game for Polk High.