Wee moth on the kitchen window.

It's time for #Caturday and a timeline cleanse! A terracotta figurine of a #cat playing the harp. From #Egypt, #Roman period, late 1st century AD. On display at Museum August Kestner, Hannover. Have a lovely #weekend! 📷 me

I posted about this awful record shop practice earlier in the week. Read the full story on 'Saturday Deluxe' where the establishment in question is named and shamed! > bit.ly/4wkHVjB

Who remembers when the Beach Boys were on Chanel 9?#SminkyPinky #Scorchio

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Ebony & Chromakey #totp

You can tell it's live because Simes forgot the word "scarf" #TotP

Fastlove was at Number One exactly 30 years ago. #TotP

Men in Black or Fast Love? You're all singing one or the other. #totp

I remember when Pat Sharp had a caller who he was trying to help along with the answer to a quiz question: "It's me... a pudding... Gorbachev in a hurry..." #TotP

just another day at the #totp office

I did listen to the whole Tight Fit album. Famously produced by Tim Friese-Greene of Talk Talk fame. #TotP

Better than M People. #TotP

Three people who certainly look they've been stuck on an island for literally minutes #totp

I Won't Let You Down is one of those weird songs that I adore but also find really unsettling. I'm sure Jim Diamond was a nice bloke but he terrifies me. WOH-MUN #totp

No need to pretend you know the words, lads, no one will notice #totp

They're actually flying two different flags here. #TotP

"Television" rhymes with "precision" #TotP

Filling for time a bit there, Bates? #TotP

I would love it if he didn't sing later #TOTP

Hold on, this twat turned up the Eurovision wearing a diamanté Iron Cross? Can’t think why he didn’t win… #totp

He dismantled Coming Around Again and put it back together incorrectly. #totp

Live Report is almost as misguided a band name as Public Announcement. #TotP

The one thing I will never really get about heavy rock videos: why are they all the same? You can't even really see the band properly. #totp

Remember when he tried to reform Roxette? There’s no Roxette without the woman, Roxette man. #TOTP

Kylie feels like chicken tonight? #TotP

Going out with the fella from Eiffel 65? #totp

Chaka Khan with, as my mum will never stop calling it, Climb Every Woman. #totp

This is boring even for Bon Jovi. #TotP

Your job's a joke, you're broke. Your love life's DOA #TOTP

Peter Garret from Midnight Oil was the education minister in the Australian government for almost three years. #TotP

Edelweiss of course followed The KLF's Manual For Success, didn't get to number 1 and got a refund #totp

I don't think this is the episode with *two* yodelling songs on it. #TotP

A rare late 90s #TotP where the Number One is probably the best song/performance on it.

Was slightly surprised at the time to really like Genie in a Bottle. A decent number one. #totp

The James album was called "Millionaires" so this is a near miss. #TotP

Fred Astaire notably a keen advocate of the gilet #totp

Did they book the acts for this #TotP in 1991 or something?

An overload of earnestness and second-rate material on tonight's #totp, I feel. It's been borderline "Later with Jools" at times. It must have been one of those weeks.

I know George Michael didn't write many songs, but he really should have stayed away from the cover versions. #TotP #UnpopularOpinion

Brother can you put a shilling in the meter so this song has a bit of energy. #TotP

I completely forgot there were verses to Two Times. #TotP

Thank fuck for the Charlatans. Forever, in its full version, is absolutely epic. #totp

Alright so I'm sat at home on a Friday evening posting about #totp no need to rub it in

The Charlatans were one of those unlucky bands who moved to a major label and sold fewer records. They had three Top 10 hits off their previous album and this has only got to 12. #TotP

MANOSPHERE! The Musical #totp

Sounds like he was trying to be Justin Timberlake before Justin went solo #TOTP