www.maptap.gg July 8 98🎯 96🏅 93🏆 97🔥 99🎯 Final score: 968

Last night I played all this during my radio programme and I almost don't regret any of it! Find it on the Noisebox Radio Mixcloud or my Patreon now, along with everything else Ive done in the past decade or so. www.patreon.com/BenBaker2000

Got an eye test tomorrow. So far I've had two reminder texts, two emails and just now, a bloody phone call. I've met Labrador puppies who are less needy.

www.maptap.gg July 7 99🎯 100🎯 90👑 91🏆 80✨ Final score: 892 "This is Vanuatu"

The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project has just posted an update chat with the band's frontman Nigel Blackwell. halfmanhalfbiscuit.uk/im-doing-ok-... #HMHB

Celebrate 'International Kissing Day' the only true way - by taking out a court order against "Ben Baker Vs Monday", back tonight at 8pm LIVE on @noiseboxradio.com

I’m in absolute bits I’m so sorry if you went to bed and didn’t see this live

Had a wonderful night in Salford watching @spraypopmusic.com, Hacker, @philfletcher.bsky.social and a host of characters, in the company of a load of people I met on the internet, and finally met @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social! Laughed and sang so much my throat hurts. Brilliant!

Cape Where-de, more like www.maptap.gg July 5 100🎯 100🎯 80✨ 96🔥 29🙈 Final score: 735

Curses! www.maptap.gg July 4 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 87🎓 80👏 Final score: 901

Hastings Brighton Eastbourne

Today I learned Twin Hype were called Lennis and Glennis. LENNIS AND GLENNIS

PSYCHE

Bought this and Born Slippy on the day they came out, my 21st birthday. Fuck I'm old

HAVE YOU STAR YET? TED

www.maptap.gg June 30 100🎯 92🏆 95🏅 87🎓 99🎯 Final score: 940

Aw, that's sad news. RIP Penelope Keith, and thank you for all the Trimphone-based yuletide felicitations over the years.

Those two 98s were very lucky guesses www.maptap.gg June 29 100🎯 98🎯 100🎯 81🌟 98🎯 Final score: 935

YOUSUFFERBUTWHY

Discarded first draft of National Shite Day

www.maptap.gg June 28 96🔥 100🎯 97🔥 90👑 89🎉 Final score: 927

It's very lightly raining. Thank fuck.

My dad was a folk singer/songwriter, so the most listened to artist in my house for ten years was... my dad

“Good heavens, John! Call someone! ... The entire basement looks dry!”

Alaska, Schmalaska. www.maptap.gg June 27 97🔥 92🏆 100🎯 80✨ 99🎯 Final score: 926

And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley

Fucking OOF www.maptap.gg June 26 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 81🌟 Final score: 943

WE NEED HELICOPTERS TO TAKE US ALL TO HULL IMMEDIATELY

Good afternoon.

I can't imagine being this guy, but I'm like this about most films and almost all sports, so maybe I am this guy metro.co.uk/2026/06/24/i...

Fuck off, the sun (doo doo doo doo)

FUCK OFF, SUN

"find this place in the sea" is the new "find this place in Russia/China/Brazil" www.maptap.gg June 25 99🎯 100🎯 96🔥 99🎯 68🙃 Final score: 892

@chartlifepod.bsky.social Yes, Nihal who was in Collapsed Lung is the same Nihal off of Radio 1 and 5 Live, but he left the band in 1994. If you want to hear Nihal rapping, try this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY_z...

🎶 When you grow up, living like a good boy otter

Got my east and west muddled up www.maptap.gg June 24 91👑 97🔥 99🎯 85😁 94🏅 Final score: 923

If you want to know my favourite Saint Etienne song loosely based on a Chicago house track and featuring a future co-presenter on Steve Wright's Radio 2 show, this is it.

I have no words for how much I love this song.

Malcolm McLaren there, inventing skipping, the number two and The Netherlands.

As expected it's incredibly meat and potatoes (The Strokes? The Courteeners?!) but I was pleased to see a Weddoes album in there

39/39/3. Bah, the Mark King bass solo gif isn't on Klipy yet #popmaster

"I like an eclectic mix... Oasis, Stone Roses, Status Quo..." I suggest #popmaster contestant 1 buys a dictionary

Accidentally tapped on the sea on the first round and stopped trying after that www.maptap.gg June 23 94🏅 96🏅 95🏅 84😁 90👑 Final score: 902

*sigh*

Woken up by thunderbolt and lightning. Wasn't that scary, dunno what Freddie was on about

39/33/about fiiiiyyeeeeeyyyyiiiive. And now I'm off for a Slash. #popmaster