HAVE YOU GOT ANY GAUHAUS?

Waiting for #HMHB and wearing my #niche T-shirt

Spoilsport coach driver isn't going through Timperley. You know he isn't, he really isn't.

Hip hip hooray, it's #HMHB day

Tuesday.

What you should be: Preferably in or from the UK. Aren't a serial attention seeker/grifting YouTuber twat Can remember the layout of your local computer shop Ladies welcome. Please. Any ladies! I need a tight half hour interview with YOU. Thank you for your attention/contempt

I NEED YOU! Well perhaps not you. Did you grow up with 8/16 bit computers? Do you still have a few hanging around? Perhaps you do something interesting with them or you just play Sam Fox Strip Poker. The ChinnyVision Podcast needs YOU! I'm about to embark on a new batch of episodes.....

Did he really just say "Rich just bought me a cat sausage casserole"? #popmaster

Who's best, the Boo Radicals or the New Radleys? #popmaster

Out of pure curiosity I dug up Logie Baird/And I asked him what petrified forests see to make them all so scared #hmhb

NEW VIDEO: Can you polish a turd? Mr Weems And the She Vampires was a TERRIBLE CPC game. Have Typonsoft managed to polish up this 39 year old Piranha game into something decent? youtu.be/KsVXpB-6yag

Joined my local gym today

Steve Gurley was later responsible for one of my favourite pieces of music ever as part of Foul Play. youtu.be/uy7h7H31iXg

I used to get Eric Carmen muddled up with Eric Carle, the guy who did the Very Hungry Caterpillar books. #totp

If you're wondering what it's like being fifty, I spent the ten minutes driving home trying to remember the surname of Guy from The House Of Love. Garvey ❌ Jenkin ❌ Mitchell ❌ The Gorilla ❌ The Guy who collaborates with Robbie Williams (can't remember his surname either) ❌

I hope it's not actually about his family cat but the band, and he's going to follow up with one about Mega City Four

39/39/3 #popmaster

Starting soon - live as you please. Come say hi or have a lurk at noiseboxradio.com/discord

Just stubbed my toe. Easy enough for Zack Polanski to condemn while he's in opposition. But what if the greens get into power? What then? Hmmmm?

Something for the weekend? How about a whopping 122 page brand new Speccy mag! Loads of reviews of brand new games and features on Crash Live, Load Museum & the Crap Games Compo and loads loads more. All for FREEEE! Get on it! breakspace.itch.io/break-space-...

Just almost convinced a guy in the office that Vanessa Paradis had a whole album called "Le Transport Publique", and her follow up to Joe le Taxi was called Pierre le Bus.

This Way Up (the Map Men book), so I suppose I'm the guy responsible for parts of north and west Norfolk falling under the Yorkshire TV region.

I assume from the jacket he's off to manage Fulchester United

I can't be bothered waiting for #popmaster, just assume I got the same score in round 2 as round 1

I try to phone but I'm too shy (cat's pee)

The Great Ouse, the greatest of all Ouses

I say I say I say, why do Martian women have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom! #oldjokeshome

Ea-Nasir used to really care about the quality of his copper

Which song do you think Rupert and his pals were listening to as the decade emerged? I'd like to imagine it was "Deep Heat 89" by Latino Rave.

Today I'm launching a silly roads-related side project - the Simulator, that will let you take journeys around the UK's major roads from the comfort of your chair. And to explain why I have invested so much effort in something so pointless, I wrote this. open.substack.com/pub/roadsorg...

I must've run out of swear words, just called an inanimate object that wasn't behaving itself a "bumhole head"

Suppose I'd better take the cranberries out of my Wensleydale

I hear you're going to Billing Aquadrome #hmhb youtu.be/ov9n43Qk-SA

Roses are red, Sunlight is bright

Not to “um actually” but a LOT of the foundational mashups that popularised the format were “the vocals of one song over the instrumental of another”. A+B is forever the core of what mashups are. You legit wouldn’t know what mashups were without A+Bs www.theguardian.com/music/2009/n...

Well they say she’s too hot Yeah but guess what I’ve got

Dammit, missed horses' birthday again, maybe next year

* Clap your hands * Sleep * Wave your hands * Hitch a ride * Sneeze * Go for a walk * Lets see you swim * Now ski * Spray * Macho man * Sound your horn * Ring the bell * Okay * Kiss * Comb your hair * Wave your hands * Come on wave your hands * Superman!

Does anyone know when ITV channels in the UK started their 1980s repeats of the 1960s Batman series? I can find lots about when Batman took over TV-AM during the 1987/8 technicians' strike, but that's drowning out any info on when it started

Once again there were some surprises in the New Year's honours list

To MBE, to you

Paul Chuckle MBE. What a time to be alive.

Ruin two bands by combining them? I've been doing that for 22 years remix.audio/track/33/whe...

Back to the grind. If I had £1 for every time someone said "can't you just take the week after Christmas off and put a sign up on the website?" I wouldn't need to work ever again.