Seeing Eurovision fall apart is awful, having grown up with it, years of enjoyment, a shared cultural experience across so many countries. Last year was difficult to watch. Israel have committed genocide and have used the contest to rub Europe's face in it. I'm not sure how this can be fixed now.

I made the switch from Spotify to YouTube Premium a couple of years ago which is a shame because I love a statistic.

While I'm completely supportive of Palestinian solidarity, I do think Belfast City council need to not be getting involved with flag-stuff. Waste of bandwidth and gives all the usual suspects an excuse to yap and wreck the place so what's the point.

How are Evri still in business?

Why are loyalists marching through Belfast with Israeli flags? Imagine putting your values so proudly on display.

Scratchy throat season. Bring back lockdown.

It's actually snowing heavily right now 🥶

Lots of "no it's not just us, it's the whole internet" today

Cold this evening. Might have to change the smart bulbs from neutral warm to incandescent!

Not suspicious at all. Nope.

20 years since Confessions on a Dancefloor and Madonna was so mad at George Bush Jr. at the time. Lol... wait till you see what's coming girl.

I'm actually beginning to believe that this Epstein information is even worse than we thought, and that he was killed in prison so he wouldn't talk and that there has been a genuine conspiracy to keep it out of the public domain. Sometimes the simplest most obvious explanation is correct.

So these super wealthy shadowy figures who are running the world actually can't spell or string a sentence together. What's a capital letter or punctuation?

Have the BBC told Donald Trump to go fuck himself yet? He should be told to go fuck himself by someone at least once per day.

With all of the horrible things continuously happening in the world, I think what we need is more JavaScript snow.

I wish all the stuff they're saying about the BBC being for woke liberal lefties was actually true.

I've largely tuned out of the goings on up at Stormont lately, but caught a glimpse this week and I think it might be time to call it a day. That's not going to work and never will, meanwhile everyone suffers.

How about lest we forget fighting fascism for a change?

Technically... in an apocalyptic scenario for Republicans where Democrats won every single contested seat in 2026, they could reach 67+ Senate votes which would give them the ability to impeach and actually remove Trump, wouldn't that be FUN.

Maybe "All Americans" aren't scum after all?

Why have I left it to this moment in my advancing years to own a pair of crocs? These little fuckers are **comfortable**

Can the rain stop pls? Having a cute Halloween party tonight.

Are we to safely assume now that Andrew Windsor is guilty of everything he has been accused of? Do Trump next.

104 Palestinians were killed by Israel yesterday and we're supposed to believe there's a ceasefire and a peace process.

Northern unionists who have "no opinion" on who is the president of a "foreign country", but who somehow have plenty of opinions are explaining how Ireland is a cold house for them because the person they would have preferred elected didn't get elected. I'm dizzy.

Guys what do you think about scrapping daylight saving time? I think this would be a really interesting debate we could have annually for one day.

The worst people in Dublin are looking over at the worst people in England thinking that's what we want to be like. Why are ye's getting on like loyalists?

My own lived experience of conflict resolution is that it is quite easy and happens remarkably quickly, so I'm very relieved that Donald Trump ended the 3,000 year old Israel - Palestine war yesterday. Truly one of the greatest humans of all time.

Whoever cast Alan Carr as a traitor deserves a bafta and the Nobel peace prize.

Tory twats looking towards racist, morally bankrupt, incompetent, economically illiterate America with love hearts in their eyes thinking, that could be me!

This sounds familiar doesn't it. They're just going to tell Ireland to introduce mandatory ID cards in the Republic so they can do the same in Northern Ireland. They can't keep annoying everyone else with problems of their own making.

My head is pickled that 2027 will be TWENTY years after the first Simpsons movie. That's ridiculous.

House of Guinness thoughts. It's ok, but it's no Peaky Blinders. I've only watched a few episodes but the costumes are really bugging me, it's all a bit... they're always after me lucky charms.

Things nobody has ever said: "will we open the second bottle of zero alcohol wine?"

We did it girls! 🥰 #TraitorsIRL

Vanessa urgently needs to find her mojo again #TraitorsIRL

Oyin has this. #TraitorsIRL

Council are erecting dual-language signage on our road. I blame myself, I said our house were all fluent Irish speakers on the last census.

Trump is 246 days into his term. There is three years and four months to go. Can you be arsed?

Autism isn't a disease. Whatever the hell is going on in the white house every day without fail appears to be however.

Chilly this morning. Had to remotely pre-warm the car seats while I was having my porridge.

I had three (3) pints of 00 Guinness last night and I swear I feel hungover today.

It'll be Europe liberating America next time.

The whiplash the seasons have given us this year has been wild. Summer really just decided that was it. Anyway, the heating is on. Are current affairs still deranged? I'll miss Paudie from the Traitors, what a legend.

Quite humiliating for the UK to be licking the boots of a genocide sponsor, but each to their own.

So sad that Ireland has been robbed of their opportunity to have a great patriot and convicted rapist be president. A nation mourns what could have been.

The tasks in the traitors are always a bit boring though aren't they

A scrap of good news

I think we took a really wrong turn when we democratised saying extremist stuff for money. Now it's not just opportunistic politicians and manipulative newspapers, it's everyone and the noise is deafening.

Why do people write so much shite in emails? Needs to stop. Greetings and salutations my dear colleague, I trust you are finding your day agreeable. What follows is a lengthy volume of things for you to read, none of it important, but read it you must! I end this letter with my full qualifications.