"He said he would do bad things, but I also heard he would make opposite day last forever, but then the bad things happened and they were not opposite at all. How could I have known?" - Regretful Voter who is pretty sure that leprechaun lied to him

They're doing the detransition thing but with autism now.

//Lets get it on now/ SELECT AND MAKE YOUR FIRST PICK #streetfighter #chunli #chunlistreetfighter #ryu #ken #guile #mirkytea

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product BLUESKY: likes are now florps USERS: what BLUESKY: images goes sideways

You’d think!! But nope, the technical advisor for Bluesky dipped their phone into the pool to cool it off and then was surprised when it stopped working

Hitbox data has been added to spectator mode

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

Wait wait I havent told you about the best part! Disney just fired 1000 of their employees, mostly artists, and replaced them with AI that copies their art. What a time to be alive, fellas!

Exactly one year ago today:

What Are We Protesting?

Lately I've noticed the AI generated slopware being sent to me has gone from special pleading about how they're just small little devs to full on Sephiroth posting in the AI Generated Content Disclosure sections, and it's an incredible evolution in slopware purveyors. (The below is just an example)

oh sweet new john video here's john

No. YouTube’s entire claims system is centered on punishing YouTube’s creators. You can fraudulently claim as much as you want and you won’t ever be stopped from perpetually doing it.

bro why did he write it backwards on the plate

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Yet again, we see how YouTube enables theft and fraud to a massively audacious degree. YouTube is focused only on distancing itself from the predation riddling their platform but they *are* responsible for it. They allow it, they make it easy to do, they ensure it can be done with no repercussions.

Doctors say that salmonella can kill you. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and cuts penises off dead raccoons says salmonella is good for you. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

#Bluesky is #Tumblr

It really cannot be overstated that COVID happened, suddenly a bunch of absentee tech dads were forced to stay home where they saw their kids playing Animal Crossing while talking on Discord, then collectively decided to light a trillion dollars on fire to make Snow Crash IRL.

This video has made some waves. I received a non-boilerplate email from YouTube saying they reinstated one of the videos that they'd taken down. That's an absolute first for me.

YouTube: The Online Predator's Best Friend www.youtube.com/watch?v=40uR...

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally

heh

horrible discovery

Sometimes I'll see a random streamer say "Game Journalist difficulty" unironically and then proceed to spend 15 minutes on a two minute Resident Evil block sliding puzzle before asking chat for help.

reminds me of this quote:

My Chuck Norris story. I programmed the Chuck Norris show back to back with the Mr T show on Boomerang on Sunday’s action block. Chuck’s wife called and said that they were going to sue us because he didn’t get residuals or some bullshit. I kept scheduling it. They didn’t sue. The end.

people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

For the longest time I thought "Our God Is An Awesome God" was a real hymn that was like two hundred years old, but it came out in 1988, it uses "awesome" the same way the Ninja Turtles did

I think I solved it.

I still believe this.

Mar10 is Mario Day + LA One Piece Season 2 Premiere!! Join Mario D. Luffy and Toady Toady Chopper on the Going Yoshi! #OnePiece #Mario #Pixelart #FanArt

With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man. I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

average person cheering for war in iran

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

Almost done with my Rise of the TMNT rewatch and I gotta say we did this show dirty. Its so good. Well I didn’t but the rest of you.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP

My coworker just suggested we "set a trap" for the guy who keeps stealing lunches from the break room fridge. Brother you are Tom and Jerry brained. We are going to HR.