yup mortal kombat annihilation is still terrible but at least unlike the 2021 one it actually tries to be a mortal kombat movie

it's funny how I've stopped watching Simpsons a long time ago and yet I still get pretty much every reference I see. I feel like there's a dividing line in Simpsons where memes just aren't made from newer episodes

I hate that it's probably the gas prices that has the best chance of bringing Trump down. Not the murders, not the epstein files, not the fascism, not the racism or the sexism or any of that. Not until it hits their wallets.....

I swear Trump could walk into a room, punch someone in the face and Canadian Conservatives would go 'why did Mark Carney do this?'

"Return to Office" is constructive dismissal as far as I'm concerned.

Ran into some people on Reddit who are angry at games for making these statements. Please repost this to make them angrier

From what I can piece together Trump and Vance were evacuated from a press event after a shooting scare and a lot of people are vagueposting about it.

My brain made a connection this morning. We're simultaneously trying to convince people to stop using the lying machine destroying the planet while trying to convince people to stop listening to the lying politician destroying the planet. We're literally just fighting for the concept of truth.

rather disappointed to learn that the remaster of Legacy of Kain Defiance used AI upscaling. That's a skip from me.

I think that if I was high up in the admin on a social network like bluesky.... no one would ever know. completely separate personal and work accounts and never ever mention where I work on the personal account.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

alright time to install the new english language patch. among the minor updates we decided to unify how to write ordinal numbers. Instead of have 1, 2 and 3 have different suffixes it will now be 1th, 2th, 3th, 4th, 5th and so on. these are pronounced firth, seconth, and thirth.

Just because Caitlyn Jenner is an objectively horrible person doesn’t mean it’s okay to deadname her. Please don’t.

Bet

so sick of fake fan trailers and ai stuff and studios not just releasing their freaking trailers online.

I hate shinespark puzzles

me: 'what a lovely day for a slay ride together with you' them:'don't you mean sleigh?' me:'no' *revs chainsaw*

alright, Carney, you got there. now don't fuck it up. also, stop supporting AI

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor and still, they threw him out and you know what? they did it by voting don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

ran across a thread that shows how many nerds still have Anita Sarkeesian living rent free in their head. geez people, you were full of shit then, and you're full of shit now. grow up.

you know what I could do without? getting emails because I left a website without buying what was in my cart.

today I learned there's an Ontario in California

All my besties are leftists, but leftists who make hating on religion their entire personality are annoying and ineffective af. You cannot organize people you have contempt for, and most people have religion. You will not annoy, pester, or troll them out of their beliefs ffs. Be better.

I think it's far past time someone pointed out the Emperor is in fact not wearing clothes.

they need to add switch emulation to retroarch so I can install retroarch on my switch then install the switch emulator on retroarch on my switch and then I can install retroarch on the switch emulator on the retroarch on my switch so I can then install a switch emulator on the retroarch on the...

oh you can't afford groceries even though you deliberately voted to have more expensive food because you thought I'd end up in a camp and you'd enjoy the tradeoff? cool now enjoy eating regret

fuck a firefly revival, give me the rest of Glow

Just left a funeral and apparently our 34 person reservation is news to the restaurant.

one of the finest posts of all time

I'm of the opinion that RTO is constructive dismissal in a lot of cases

Happy ThinkGeek Remembrance Day to all who celebrate.

Idris Elba "if I had a nickel for every time I played the wise right hand man to a blonde surfer dude sent to earth stripped of his powers until he can reclaim his magic weapon in a norse inspired alien cosmic odyssey....."

Today's little bonus: #TDOV

I've been replaying the 2d metroid games in release order and.... I think that Zero Mission might be the least fun so far. up until now it had been Metroid 2 but my god this game is so freaking on rails.

Yes. We desperately need more of this energy in Canada.

Here's my horrifying prediction for the future of the US: it's only a matter of time before the people they have in the concentration camps are forced to start working farms to alleviate the food shortages.

not everybody has every skill or the capability of learning every skill. it is ok sometimes for someone to go 'I can't do this' and sometimes others really need to just accept that.

Them: AI is the future, everyone everywhere will be using it. 2035: me naked in a cave I dug out of the side of a hill with own hands eating grubs because I refuse to wear the AI shirt, eat the AI food and use the AI fork or go outside on and walk on the AI Sidewalk.

The Girl Guides in the UK have just kicked out all their trans members purely because they were threatened with a lawsuit from a Rowling-funded group. Stop supporting that fucking woman.

A. I didn't know there was another adaptation of Matilda other than the Mara Wilson one B. damn these kids got some moves C. this video works perfectly, I just wish it did the full song, this is amazing. youtu.be/RKrCAzIBZYw

pet peeve: I talk about the odd anime I found interesting and people bugging me to read the manga. No thanks, please stop pushing this. I chose this because I wanted a show not a comic.

completely unprompted I feel like recommending the works of Andrew Rowe and Rick Riordian both writers who've written stories about teens having magical adventures while being inclusive both in terms of race and LGBTQ. Further KA Applegate is an ally and animorphs is still a great series.

lately I've been thinking about all the bad faith lies that AI has actually exposed. "we have to coddle and protect billionaires because they're job creators" -nope, they'll fire everyone they can to use the bullshit machine instead

yup, if your company is giving someone billions then your other employees should have been paid more. Bootlickers get real mad when I say that to them.

grabs tech ceo by the back of the head and repeatedly slams their head into a table while repeatedly screaming: "I DON'T WANT TO USE YOUR AI. I DON'T WANT TO USE YOUR AI. I DON'T WANT TO USE YOUR AI. I DON'T WANT TO USE YOUR AI. I DON'T WANT TO USE YOUR AI. I DON'T WANT TO USE YOUR AI."

Ruin a book by adding "somehow" to the opening line. "Somehow the building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault"

the CSIS agent monitoring my internet activity to his coworkers: He's listening to the song AGAIN. *adds one to a rather large tally labeled 'Sunday'*

I hate how every single version of windows has a different start menu but I especially hate how bad the win 11 one is compared to the one for win 10. They stripped out everything that made it great.