anytime I see news about the us government www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2R0...

random thought from a conversation elsewhere: of the things that stop me from ever going back to retail "corporate management bullshit" I actually rank a larger annoyance than "customers"

I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.

Maybe the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. My Cousin Vinny dubbed over Evil-Lyn and Skeletor

i do not trust anyone who doesn't affirm trans rights unprompted

God if you can't draw the line between stricter voter id laws, invalidating all trans people's driver's licenses in Kansas and the midterms not even a year a way then you have head up there so far you can lick your own stomach.

yup yup yup

can it just happen already?

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Me: "So to summarize, I get to the choose the game and if you lose I go free" Demon: "correct" Me: "Well I agree." Demon: "What game do you choose?" Me: "I choose The Game" Demon: "yes we establi-...no" Me: "You Just-" Demon: "no no no no" Me: "Lost The Game" Demon: *howls in rage as it vanishes*

It feels out of fashion but a reminder that if you want to be a woman you can just be one.

Mark Carney Trending: here's new trade deals and investing in these industries Donald Trump Trending: oh god, he shat himself live on tv again didn't he?

We finally complete act 3 and have defeated crypto, nfts and AI and then some monster will click 'new game+'

People always say have a good Night Greg and I smile and say something like 'you too' each time but I've actually had one, what is a Night Greg, how do I find them? how do I tell if they're a good or evil Night Greg?

dear grocery store worker who is doing nothing absolutely wrong: when I'm grocery shopping at the end of the day I've pretty much got my introversion going and your nice friendly manner where you chat with me is offputting.

so for books this year I've got: new dresden files (already read) new df novella new dungeon crawler carl new mtg novel new murderbot book new James Butcher book and whatever manuscript Brandon Sanderson wrote in his spare time between other books.

after only like 2 days on youtube premium I already know I'm keeping it

it is at this point I wish to point out that I fucking called it.

one defense I saw of billionaires a lot is that they are job creators. curious if people still say this after watching all of them greedily devour ai to eliminate as many jobs as possible?

Never forget that its possible. When they say that there’s no money and their hands are tied, they are lying (If you look closer, you will observe that they are tying their own hands with all the money) Never forget this. Everything is possible

ok haters have convinced me. I'm building a pizza themed deck no idea what it will look like, or what it's win condition will be but there will be pizza

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

people need to begin emotionally preparing themselves that there will be a Toy Story 6.

The Last Airbender. I was this close to just yelling 'IT'S PRONOUNCED AANG, AANG DAMMIT, AANG'

"hey we asked AI this question to show how dumb it is" ok, you can stop now, we know it's dumb. Stop using it even to show how bad it is. Starve it out.

actual quote from a stranger just now at the gas station "That's a nice soul you got there"

well fine then, if life is going to thwart me, I shall make thwartenade

gotta love how every canadian conservative complaint always comes back to covid measures and basically argues 'we should have let people die in 2020'

I was in a booster draft with Brandon Sanderson. I had the first round bye and had to leave before the second round.

huh, there's a new Legacy of Kain game coming this year as well as a remaster of one of them. Sidescrolling retro pixel platformer feels like a weird choice.

*puts chicken in the air fryer* I must feed the air fryer before it feeds me

ok you know what, companies can go back to not telling me about cookies now

Superman - The Kryptonite Spectrum has what has to be one of the most bizarre endings to a comic miniseries I've seen.

age verification? I know who the two guys from andromeda are.

Trans people should have their choice of free bone-in wings or boneless wings, depending on their tastes & needs.

Ok. That's enough winter. I'm good.

I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.

unsekai, you purposefully go to a fantasy world but are hit by a truck and wake up back in your old life

you know, for the all the money that goes into that industry you'd think they'd figure out a way to make protein powder/flavoring taste good

you know one thing school not only doesn't prepare you for but actively makes you unprepared for? life not having separate grades and long breaks. I like my job but... it just keeps going? like I don't necessarily get to job grade 2 and then graduate after a few years? there's no summer break?

Dear Internet: I know you love to nitpick things but for the love of god you need to understand that Jokes, Metaphors and Shitposts don't need to make 100% iron clad irefutable sense and sometimes can be inperfect.

*goes to open ms paint* *accidentally misses the t* it hurts oh god, oh god why is this even an option in windows, why, it burns

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. Fight Maga Nazis, they make everything worse, fighting them makes it better" Man bursts into tears. "But doctor, I am a Maga Nazi" Doctor: "get the fuck out"

"oh hey Dr Fate" "oh I'm sorry, Dr Fate is my predecessor, I actually don't have my PHD" "uhh... what do I call you then?" "Mr Fate Mba" "ooooooo kay, and your partner here?" "Mr Destiny Bsc"

Really does feel like transphobia was always just a scapegoat by the worst people alive

I am watching Pluribus, this show is making me deeply uncomfortable, most likely as it intends. *keeps watching*

honestly reading books as an adult has actually made me appreciate the chapter at the start of those YA series that gives you the backstory in each book. Sure I'll skip it if I've read previous books but having a couple pages to tell me who the animorphs are just in case is great.

You think you can just fake your way into Necromancy? Hell no. You gotta urn it!