This is starting to feel like what you would get if you asked an Italian director to make a Bollywood film. #FrightClub

That cloister in the middle of the chamber is about to file a HR complaint for harrassment. #FrightClub

Smart move. Trip the blind albino. Why don't they just grab paintbrushes and write "I want to die horribly" on the walls in huge letters? #FrightClub

You know what this movie needs? It needs more Death Bed: The Bed That Eats #FrightClub

I think I know how this one ends. #FrightClub

Now they're venturing into a temple hidden under the ice. These kids are all too stupid to live. #FrightClub

The one thing I'll say about Italian movies. They sound a bit like a fight from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. #FrightClub

You NEVER fool around with a mask you dug off of a frozen corpse at the bottom of an ice chasm. Haven't you ever watched a horror movie before? #FrightClub

Trying to MacGuyver your way out of an ice pit with some skis is not the greatest idea. Just saying. #FrightClub

#NowWatching Mask of Satan with #FrightClub. Maybe tomorrow we watch this one Tubi's suggested?

Secret door fu #MonochromeCreeps

"I have dreams! Dreams that you would never guess!" #MonochromeCreeps

Congrats. You invented Aqua Velva #MonochromeCreeps

"You fired us, and we're staying fired!" I wish. I'm tired of adulting. It's no fun. #MonochromeCreeps

If this wasn't a 1940's film, I'd swear this guy was trying a casting couch with his maid. #MonochromeCreeps

Why would a small town like Heathville have a taxidermist? I think he's really a serial killer and this is just his cover. #MonochromeCreeps

The devil bat. AKA my ex #MonochromeCreeps

"Find out who really killed old man Heath's son!" #MonochromeCreeps

Graverobbers Inc - they’re dead, they don’t need it anymore. #gangdoesgiallo

“I’d like to tell you something that may interest you. “ #gangdoesgiallo

10 million lira? That’s like five whole dollars! #gangdoesgiallo

"Now he's taken on four research assistants. Specialists in genetics." And which one are you going to be calling mom in six months? #GangDoesGiallo

She's only known him for five minutes and she's already ready to hop in bed with him? He moves faster than a Giallo cop. #GangDoesGiallo

Please leave or I will ask you again in a slightly more stern tone. #GangDoesGiallo

Garrotted by a clothesline? I would've thought they would've gone for drowning him in a pan of developer fluid. #GangDoesGiallo

Uh oh. They found something they shouldn't have. #GangDoesGiallo

Slow motion train man fu #GangDoesGiallo

"Let the police handle the matter" My dude, the movie is only an hour 51 long. Any Giallo cop needs at least 20 times that to properly handle something not in his pants. #GangDoesGiallo

That reporter feels skeevy. So skeevy, I'm getting crabs just looking at him. #GangDoesGiallo

Sorry I'm late. How many kills and boobs have I missed? #GangDoesGiallo

who made this

3 American soldiers have now been killed because the president wants you to stop thinking about all the children he raped.

"You got a problem here, miss?" What, the smashed up van and corpses weren't a giveaway officer dumbass? #TechnicolorTerrors

It's a good thing these zombies happened upon the most inept group of teenagers in San Fran. Otherwise they'd go hungry tonight. #TechnicolorTerrors

So the Neon Maniacs are the Village People of zombies? #TechnicolorTerrors

Nothing says "Sexmobile" like wood paneling on the inside of a van. #TechnicolorTerrors

Steven as smooth as 20 grit sandpaper with the ladies. #TechnicolorTerrors

Music by someone using preset 2 on their brand new 1980s casio synthesizer. #TechnicolorTerrors

Movie so cheap they wouldn't pay for the Wilhelm Scream. #TechnicolorTerrors

Congrats doc. You've invented coffee. #MonochromeCreeps

Looks like Venner told his barber to give him the Rick Astley. #MonochromeCreeps

Oops, you accidentally killed her. Only one thing to do. #MonochromeCreeps

Uh oh, they're having an argument. Time to invoke rule 98 of Peter's Overlord List. #MonochromeCreeps

My dude, you don't stare directly into the headlights. You'll get hurt. #MonochromeCreeps