Thinking about an interview John Waters gave where he saw Jackass 2 and went "oh my God, they're doing the type of stuff I've always wanted to do onscreen but they've tricked straight people into watching it" and Knoxville later responded "that was 100% intentional"

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Walgreens should really just change their slogan to “oh you need medicine? Well fuck you”

Trans sisters, this account may be following you without notification. It was following me, and I was never notified of a new follower. Check and block.

"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"

Millions of 18-year-olds are signing up every year for a lifetime of debt so that ChatGPT can get a college education.

Kind of wild to see that video game make people go "oh, yeah, I remember Axe Cop," and then "oh shit, the guy who did Axe Cop* is a Right Wing Chud who ended up at the Babylon Bee," in that precise order *the grown up guy, not the 5 year old alleged co-collaborator who is definitely in his 20s now

Bic Camera Ikebukuro in Japan announced that Pokémon card buyers have to first pass a quiz with 15 basic Pokémon-related questions.

one rhetorical trick the right uses is to reframe civil rights issues as being about racial discrimination in a very broad sense, when the actual civil rights movement was about a very specific type of racial discrimination directed at one very specific demographic

ok! thank you chiitan!

Deviantart was THE leading platform for artists. Anyone who was anyone was on that website, from brand new artists, to seasoned professionals, to passionate appreciators & fans. It's incredible that they literally had everything, and then lost it all. Ignoring users, investing into crypto, AI, etc.

Mods are asleep, post celebratory pig pics

Very very good explainer for everyone's questions $2000 would change all of our lives. It's barely a drop for people earning millions every year. It's a no brainer

hey thanks for that bad twitter take, definitely all of us didn't leave there so we wouldn't have to see that shit anymore

1. The article is talking about _8_ people, which is genuinely obscene. 2. They didn’t “flee” anywhere, they just changed their “primary” address to another of their estates. 3. They weren’t paying taxes anyway. 4. Literally nothing of value was lost.

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the Sacramento zoo has 6 BABY CAPYBARAS

I do not donate to my alma mater (they know what they did) so I have no idea why my employer thinks I'll donate to them

this would fix the website

I would really like some good news.

Ah shit, Gerry Conway died. He created the punisher & was very outspoken in saying "if you're a cop who wears a punisher logo, frank castle fucking HATES you." He said the punisher only existed because of a fatally flawed system, & so those most harmed by that system have more claim to the symbol:

A note I found yesterday while walking in Portland.

Somehow, they never draw the obvious conclusion, that people like AOC avoid Axios because they fucking suck.

I frequently think about the lady whose work colleagues decided to rewrite the weirdest endings to her books and flood Anna's Archives with them. I wish her much happiness as people read their pirated romantasy books that randomly has a face-eating zombie kill the couple during"the spice" parts 🥰🥰

Yup, pretty much my entire life. They want to privatize everything and cut all the parts of the govt that are actually there to help people.

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I loved going down the rabbit hole of this being historically accurate, Meyer Lansky got the Jewish mob to beat the shit out of the Nazis at MSG and Lucky Luciano worked for naval intelligence

Wild how WTF THESE PARTS WERE PLAYED THE SAME GUY ZOMG posts always miss the deranged range of Barry Dennen.

Casem quit the Transformers cartoon because it randomly did some wild anti-Arab racism, which is a great summary of American culture's whole deal, that we put anti-Arab racism in our cartoons about cars that turn into robots

give him your food.

i wrote about how boomers seem to see millennials as a tribe of thin skinned tittybabies www.patreon.com/posts/156443...

Lookie what I made.

i'm embarrassed by how many tries it takes me to remember how many Rs are in embarrass

Oh. My. God.

in a fight between sam altman and elon musk i’m rooting for a sinkhole

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

thinking about the gould quote again

utterly mesmerized by this scran. pure nothingness. money for shitty bread