Big 🎶 You better watch out You Better Watch Out! You BETTER Watch OUT!! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT !?!!!?!??!!!!! 🔪☃️ 🎶 Energy

That is the actual number and I had to check like 5 times because what the actual hell

www.instagram.com/reel/DPE0tl4... if you’re having a bad day here’s Keith David singing to a squirrel

UNBEATABLE

friend was thinking "what if gummy dratini" so this happened... i also used to really like gummy sharks #b3d #pokemon #art

I'm hoping for more articles on this situation, because we cannot stay quiet: www.gamesradar.com/games/simula...

It happened.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.

I believe him

Whole of the American economy is now piracy.

I have never, not once, encountered the "Gen Z Stare". And do you know why? It is because I am incapable of making eye contact

i really recommend using this website to maximize your calls re: tomorrow's markdown meeting in the House energy and commerce committee. it connects you to various relevant legislators and gives you a script as well!

tired: Amelia Bedilia was silly and foolish and excessively literal wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvYA... the newest @somemorenews.bsky.social is about how shitty W Bush was as a president and I feel like it's an important history reminder because for some reason there's been a surge in "we want to back to the good old days of the early 2000s including the politics"

Important

Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

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you have been visited by the Quail of the Double Top Knot. Like for good luck. Ignore to go fuck yourself.

Help!

AI can never be a great artist because it can never be bullied enough to become a withdrawn semi-sociopathic creature that just wants to create something that will make people love and understand it.

One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol We’ve been saying that since day one

companies: “maybe THIS AI ad won’t end in a deluge of mockery”

Release the Chris Farley Shrek dialogue. We’ve all been through a lot and we deserve it.

Water your tree.

Christmas freelancer

“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”

I am brimming with holiday spirit

if you give a mouse a cookie

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

Forbidden eggnog

this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme

-looks out her window at the pouring rain here in seattle- God I miss living in a place where I could actually hear the rain hitting the building

In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025

Pichelli has since said this was taken out of context from an off-hand conversation she had at a busy con with someone who did not identify himself as a journalist and is twisting her words for click bait Which is extra fun since this is the post that took off and doesn't even include a source link

'TIS THE SEASON BITCHES

This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids

I will literally give a reporter $1,000 bucks if they ask Elon Musk how it felt to be a DEI admit at UPENN

Whoops, deleted the quoteskeet about Aardman Animation using AI. Fell for a ragebait headline before reading. Apologies, all. bsky.app/profile/rapt...

And because the extra year of Windows 10 support Microsoft made available still requires jumping through hoops lots of people are running Windows 10 unsupported. Which means Microsoft has left who knows how many machines open to becoming malware bots or worse. Why? For a hype bubble going nowhere.

The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.

I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30

Who has made this 🤣