birds are flawless living jewels. I will never be anywhere as perfect as the modern dinosaur, and neither will you reading this. just facts 🦚

who could've known Fallout 3 would be so prescient

Give us a Star Fox x Ace Combat crossover you cowards

I feel asleep

I miss Twitter. It was a god damn cesspool, but at least it worked.

Conspiracy theory: the lottery is fake and they just reset the jackpot every so often to make it *look* like someone won

Got a job with the USPS 🎉

I don't want to exist today

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want to die, but death is too good for me

hungy

Years ago, someone gifted me this. Wish I could remember who it was. Whoever you are, you're awesome and I still love this piece

we need an "it's complicated" pride flag

Sometimes ppl ( even gays ) see being a bottom as this pathetic derogatory thing and they’ll just assign any male character as a bottom and it’s a funny joke and like. I’m not saying the topic can’t lighthearted and funny but sometimes it feels very Ancient Rome. you know what I mean

i genuinely despise existing in a physical meat body something always feels bad, or some stupid thing is always not quite working right, who thought this was a good idea??

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

I need a hug and a million dollars

image that only gets funnier as time passes

For all my colourful friends, I support you.

moggingbird

masturbation is incredibly normal and innocuous and i'm suspicious of anyone who suggests otherwise. "you shouldn't do things that feel nice" can't come from anywhere good

baws (bird paws)

"At least you didn't lock replies" Looks inside Locked replies

just noticed this in Game Dev Tycoon @banditloaf.wcnews.com

grug

I dunno, I just work here

The average American voter obviously has complex (confused) and heterogenous (crazy) views, but if you added them all up they would even out to about center-left. The issue is that none of that matters, because the people who call the shots have moved from 'fiscal conservative' to full on right

*squawk*

ough. got a head cold. RIP me

The Bluesky moderators don’t return their shopping carts to the cart corral.

Just kill me already

I'm done giving money to Nintendo tbh. If I want to play Star Fox, I'll play this

Thoughts Stop remaking Star Fox 64 There’s so much more there Hyper realistic is not good for this franchise I love digitigrade legs and they do not work for Falco Slippy and Pigma are the closest to working for me But yikes….. All that said I hope it’s successful and we get more Star Fox lol

birb

wait a minute... I knew Gecqua reminded me of something

I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Now taking bets on what my cause of death will be

hey. ➡️➡️➡️

Fullmetal Alchemist

hey, you know what sucks? having an aging parent. it *really* fuckin' sucks.