every day Gothamist gets just a little closer to being the NYPost for NPR listeners

yeah my immediate thought upon reading the news was “ok but is he ACTUALLY dead or did he just create another sockpuppet account to SAY that he was dead”

no one asked but my #Yakuza font collection is going great these days

OH - dashare.zone ADMIN

guess what time it is!!!!

The new year starts off on a high note for me. I'll be the announcer for the inauguration of Zohran Mamdani as the next mayor of the City of New York.

I NEED - dashare.zone ADMIN

absolutely humiliated by how hyped am about this new Avengers trailer, they jingled Steve Rogers in front of me like a set of keys and brother I straight up started barking 😔

not sure if that’s suet or peanuts she’s got but here’s 15 seconds of a downy woodpecker having a snack here in uptown Manhattan

In no particular order: The Big O Anne Shirley Tenchi Muyo! Slayers Sgt Frog Shirokuma Cafe Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood Pokémon: Indigo League Dungeon Meshi That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime Honorable mentions: Chi’s Sweet Home Kowloon Generic Romance DD Fist of the North Star

pleased to report that Pink Magic Energy has safely seen me through the entire year, thank you Ura 🩷

Fuck AI for having to tell my mom the funny news blooper she sent me isn’t real. You’re stealing joy from my mom! Fuck you!

I’d love to contact my city councilor about the specific intersections near me but there’s no released list of the aforementioned 118 deadly intersections and the completely featureless and non-interactive map makes it impossible to determine where these intersections actually are, come on y’all

Hot Ones

me going through the quote tweets and blocking every mouth-frothing “this isn’t Star Trek” reply guy I see

Oh you hate when people post their Spotify Wrapped? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Fran Lebowitz?

It would be the most supremely American thing if two pets being hit caused more limits on cars than the 40,000 human Americans killed by cars every year. Whatever it takes, I guess.

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

Big Kath Energy

I bet if Zohran hit him with the "habibi" he'd be getting sworn in as Vice President right now

"During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?” Is there a way to find a verified gofundme for this hero

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

me, unfortunately

not that anyone asked BUT I have just finished DAO and am about to start #dragonage 2 and I am extremely excited to get back to my open-shirted dwarf paramour Varric 👀

The guy who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi piece is the son of Nora Ephron and Carl Bernstein which is almost too on the nose

excitedly broke this news to my spouse who very politely said “I have no idea who that is”

come on man

giving this giant man a little twirl by the elbow like a dance partner is making me lose my mind

You wouldn't know it from talking to most public officials, watching TV news, or reading the Post, but the 2019 reforms drove recidivism down, making everyone safer.

guess what y’all it’s that time again

still pretty mystified at mamdani’s ability to be patient in situations where I would compulsively default to bitchy

first day in Mamdani's new york. I have already been forced to change my gender

I like him because he's a mensch but I love him because he's a relentless hater

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success

I tell you six months from now when people hazily remember Eric Adams they'll think he was a character from a Key & Peele sketch

this might have been the most stressful 38 minutes of my life

wearing a shirt from Economy Candy, husband is wearing one from Fort Washington Green community garden, we are watching the mayoral results @hellgatenyc.com livestream, is this NYCmaxxing??

“At 83, I am easily old enough to be Zohran’s bubbe (that’s Yiddish for grandma). Yet, despite obvious differences of age and background, our political and moral alignment runs deep.” Rosalind Petchesky explains why she is rooting for Mamdani. Read the full piece: zeteo.com/p/jewish-new...

where does Zohran stand on Shoegaze? is he into MBV or more of a Slowdive guy ?

what the actual fuck

about 15 years ago someone duplicated one of our debit cards and ran up a $200+ bill at Red Lobster in Times Square it happened again this week but this time they went…. to urgent care. for $15. which seems ridiculously grim and depressing and like a sign of the times we live in somehow.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

it’s true I am a one-issue voter and that issue is: who hates the NY Yankees the most

rolling up my pants so everyone can see my (early) voting socks (which I think are from @sockdreams.bsky.social )

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

NYC Mayoral Debate MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull