Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish

The tell with all of this is your kids can be taught by sex bots dressed up like John Oliver, but the tech barons send their kids to schools where they don't allow phones and there is an art AND music teacher.

I'm a little too focused on the wildfire smoke situation to get read in on the horrible diarrhea situation can someone just tell me if I can eat lettuce or what

And there it is. JK Rowling personally and publicly offering to bankroll litigation against Amnesty International using her massive wealth.

hard to be a sumo fan who’s also a yakuza game fan because every time they say “kazuma” it’s not the guy I’m thinking of

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

not now honey im investing all that remains of my mental well being on a freakishly tall pale Norwegian man

every time I look at this photo I just hear the old 80s “iiiiiii…. love New Yorrrrrrrk” commercial in my head

This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong

Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job

CRISTIANO RONALDO EXITS THE STAGE

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Look, is Messi one of the best of all time? Yes. Would it be absolutely hilarious if Cape Verde knocked out Argentina? Also yes

acab includes var!!!!!!!!

The Vampire Lestat trying to say Worcester, MA in the greatest moment of television in history

went to a free viewing of the Colombia v Portugal match last night at United Palace with an audience that was probably 2/3rds absolutely hyped Colombia supporters and it was ridiculously fun, thanks @mayor.nyc.gov 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

I'm sorry, but the Democratic establishment doesn't get to say "these are low turnout primaries, they don't mean anything." Ritchie Torres, who unlike Espaillat and Goldman, *trounced* his primary challenger got a *total* of 24k votes. Chevalier got 33k Valdez got 38k Lander got 55k

One way to think about street design in NYC is as a series of evolving workarounds for the fact that cops aren’t expected to do anything

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

Chuck Park, a 50501 Rising Star candidate, managed to win over 42% of the vote against an entrenched AIPAC-backed incumbent without the support of any major progressive group. I’m so incredibly proud of him & his team If DSA, WFP, Mamdani or AOC back @chuckforqueens.bsky.social in 2028, he WILL win

gothamist once again not beating the “NYPost for npr listeners” allegations

If you don't live in NYC, you will likely vastly underestimate how large its Jewish population is, basing it on wherever you live. When the Jewish population of NYC overwhelmingly voted for Lander and his support of Palestine, that is a *huge fucking chunk of the American Jewish population*

so have we finally cut the head off the squadriano snake or is this going to be more like a hydra situation www.cityandstateny.com/politics/202...

new yorkers en masse have expressed their enthusiasm for democratic socialism. but these forty men surveyed in the waiting room of the coeur d’alene family court have a different perspective

I’m honestly fascinated by people who think New Yorkers electing leftist candidates is bad for Democrats elsewhere. That genuinely does not make sense. You’re fighting ghosts.

also?? VERY excited to once again hear awful takes from sad sack moderates living in NOT NYC about how these election results are bad actually for them specifically somehow

today is the 20th anniversary of the day we moved to NYC and I cannot think of a better way to celebrate it than this

Congratulations to my friend @bradlander.bsky.social on tonight's big primary win! Brad will be a fantastic representative who fights for working families, holds the powerful accountable, and puts people over profits. Double woohoo!

they're doing live news but just said one candidate will "tell her haters to eat a bag of dicks," give these guys CBS when Bari gets fired plz

really looking forward to seeing “Poop Knife!” and “The Man With Two Penises” coming to theaters next year

It’s okay if it takes you 104 years to come out

Every single landlord who accepts federal housing funds should be allowed access to the same tax credit homeowners get to install solar and then it should be mandatory for them to put solar panels on any building that gets a single dollar of HUD money. No grandfather clauses no small exceptions

New Yorkers can be tiresome when they get so smug about their city and all, but the plain and simple fact is that New York City fucking rules, it just fucking rules, okay?

fwiw Zohran picked Morocco to win it all

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

I cannot emphasize enough that my cat most certainly does NOT know ball 😔

Last time Mike Bloomberg got slammed that hard Elizabeth Warren was the perpetrator.

bisexual final boss

Ringworld… do you want to see how many times they’ve announced that it’s in development?

utterly obsessed with whomever is doing lamppost journalism claiming the NY assemblyman for upper Manhattan actually lives in Rockland County!!!

in this video in like 4 different ways and I hate that

hmm having a tough day today but oh hey my favorite show #Hacks is on tonight, certainly THAT will lift my spirits this evening right??

I guess I’m just shocked that someone who writes for THE ATLANTIC could be so off base here Makes me question everything they publish….. …oh no

Wow. So y'all spent today arguing about Diet Coke vs. Coke Zero?

Day15 yūshō interview Wakatakakage is not a big talker and he kept his stern mask on for most of interview. Best line, where a crack showed in his exterior and he said “this morning, my kids told me, ‘go win it’” which the crowd loved #natsubasho2026

Many happy returns to Bob Dylan.

HAPPY!

this was like kicking a puppy ☹️