I'll tell you what I do if I'm up there against Mason Miller is just foul off all those 102mph fastballs until I see a pitch more to my liking.

A light serving of Pre-Baseball Playoff Baseball should just happen every year. An MLB amuse-bouche, if you will.

I’m like if an unc was a woman

Aaron Nola never a doubt. Please do not search my post history

Showing this to myself in 2022 and having an aneurysm

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

The truth is that millennials are gonna save us all! And then we should all be allowed to take a long nap

Happy Tai-day to all who celebrate!

Bag fumbling all over the place for the Phillies’ 2026 season and it’s not even March

RIP Joseph Pulitzer

A huge Norm Nation update! Yesterday, so many reached out to help a family in hiding escape eviction. Today, I paid $3,700 for 3 months’ rent (2 months of back rent since they can’t leave the house and also March’s rent, because it’s already mid-February). Thank you so much! You are saving lives.

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel

Yeah they were sick of him

Goodbye to our beautiful sexy king Nick Castellanos I will miss seeing you shirtless

bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.

@agpambondi.govpeeps.com do u ever look in the mirror and just feel sooooo embarrassed by who you are

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.

We’re gonna win btw

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bad news for Bad Bunny haters that shit rocked

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

I have a good feeling about today 🤭

And it's gonna be people driven, not politician driven. The vast majority of dipshit politicians are gonna glom on later when it's easy for them. The people, the collective, are gonna make this happen in a big big way. Scoreboard

ICE pigs and their enablers are going to go down in a way we haven't seen in 80 years

(REDACTED)

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents. and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"

Rest in peace to a fucking ICON

I have a good feeling about today 😌

Bro is dressed up for leap day

They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.

I have a good feeling about today 💯

I am struggling to get excited to cheer for Bryce Harper this year. Can they make an all woke baseball team for us to root for

I have a good feeling about today ☺️

I have a good feeling about today 🤞

Minneapolis, MN - A view from the inside entrance to the lobby of the hotel where the noise demonstration against ICE is happening.

I’m tired of hiding, it’s time to speak my truth. I love our woke caked up nemesis.

I have a good feeling about today ☺️

Citizens are in the driver's seat now imho. It's cool if some politicians are quicker on the uptake than others but they are following us now, I'm not waiting for them anymore

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

man this sucks so bad. I can't do it anymore. Get him outta here

I have a good feeling about today 🥳

I wasted 17 minutes of my life watching this, waiting for him to apologize for the stuff he said that is referenced in this YT comment and he didn’t say a word. I will continue to hate his ass ❤️‍🔥