I wasted 17 minutes of my life watching this, waiting for him to apologize for the stuff he said that is referenced in this YT comment and he didn’t say a word. I will continue to hate his ass ❤️‍🔥

I have a good feeling about today 😊

One downside they don’t talk about when you marry someone pure of heart and full of whimsy is that you will have to convince them that it’s ok to use your cute scrub daddy to clean dishes

<Aide whispering into JDs ear> Vance: oh shit that's how it ends? I left the theater early because my car got towed

Embarrassing to be a chud dweeb licking fascist butthole with this much zeal. enormous loser shit

People are kidnapping preschoolers and macing fully restrained protesters because they like the power to make others suffer, and I need us all to burn into our memories what they’re doing now because they’re definitely going to be asking for grace and forgiveness in the not too distant future.

I have a good feeling about today 🤞

🚨POST A N EMERGENCY CAT PIC🚨 Darkness is a quiet gentle pacifist

Please, we’re ready. It can happen tonight, we are ready

Imagine firing up your Mork From Ork Eggship Radio to listen to Larry Andersen angrily sigh when the top of the Phillies order goes 3 up 3 down against a Rockies reliever with a 5.96 ERA

This dude rules

Furiously refreshing my feed in a tailspin BEGGING for some serotonin in the form of any of the following: a Bo Bichette updates, Kevin Patullo news, an unhinged Hudson Williams interview from last night that I *haven’t* seen yet, It to happen 🙏 please god give me SOMEthing

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

Happy first day of Philadelphia Phillies season to all who celebrate

not the official @mlb.com account commenting like this on heated rivalry tiktoks after letting clayton kershaw put a bible verse on his pride hat on national TV

I will burn CBP to the ground if they trade Edmundo

32 Days until pitchers and catcher report.

This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia. Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.” Really listen to it.

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

Phillies defensive play of the year candidate: Edmundo Sosa makes his first MLB start in left field, robs a home run

day one in mamdani’s new york

And still they lost ❤️

La Femme du Raciste... *blows huge cloud of cig smoke* ... est morte

watching football

Do u have to apologize for being a corny dweeb? bc if so,

Nice

The cloying seduction of Philly Nationalism. Love my freak city, go birds go Kyle Schwarber, can’t wait to die here.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Kyle Schwarber Seltzer Flavor

We were at this game and I said I do not think anyone planning on leaving Philly would be on an episode of Abbott ❤️ Kyle Schwarber going to the HOF in a Phillies jersey 😭😭😭

Crying in the club rn (the office)

Got some good news to report: A friend of her mom's family was able to foster her so Luna is out of the shelter tonight 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Still needs a forever home but at least she's in a position where she's going to be loved on heavily for the time being. Thank you to everybody who boosted this

This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there. Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online. Anyone have any leads?

Stopped by the CBP Christmas celebration and made a sizable donation to the Keep Kyle in Philly fund at the New Era store

Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.” People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.

All contrarian ppl who are pointing out all the flaws in this photo!! In the time it takes u to post a rundown of what you spotted wrong in an AI photo, 700 boomers will already have shared it on Facebook and that’s the issue. Congrats on showing the rest of us how smart and intelligent YOU are tho🫶

Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope

I got hit in the head by a rotisserie chicken thrown out of a moving vehicle. It hit my ear, was very loud and bloody, and I was certain that I had just been shot.

Smiling at this post like a mother proud of her little baby

This is basically KPOP Demon Hunters if you're one of the five people left who hasn't seen KPOP Demon Hunters.

Hell isn’t hot enough for these fuckers

Every passing minute of not knowing Kyle Schwarber’s fate is agony i am suffering Kyle my mental health depends on you coming back to Philly please pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Shamelessly stealing from my past self.

In today's feed-yourself thread: Substitutions! If you're not an experienced cook, it can be confusing. Can you use Sriracha instead of curry paste? Will ketchup taste good on spaghetti? Can you make a side dish out of potatoes, oil, pepper, and chili powder? The answer to all these questions?

Schwarber looks like his woodworking class for troubled teens just got interrupted.

Will go full no contact with anyone that I see treat service workers poorly 💫 and tell everyone how much they suck 😍

Alt text: my beautiful spouse

Hope you are having a wonderful time kings 🙏🙏🙏