Pssstt .. they just opened HOF club for the Phillies intrasquad game

Also the Mets

The last baseball game before they all get so scary and intense go Phils

Cristopher Sanchez began the game today with 21 consecutive strikes That’s the most consecutive strikes by a starting pitcher to begin a game since at least 2000 h/t @EliasSports

Goodnight sweet prince. See you in Red October.

Free Palestine Phillies hat on the Jumbotron today at CBP 👊

Go birds

She knows how cute she is, absolute diva shit

i cannot wait to boo my enemies, the philadelphia phillies, in their wednesday tilt against my cherished favorites, the philadelphia phillies

I got confused when buying Phillies intrasquad tickets and accidentally bought extras 🥰 I have 4 tickets available together in sec 114 row 40, $10 each. Someone help me recover from this mistake please, you can even lowball me a little bit if you want.

My friends and I were taking a group selfie at the Phils game tonight and our sectionmate saw an opportunity and took it FAST 🫶 GO PHILS

He used to be a stray tomcat roaming the streets, now he’s got a weird lady dressing him up in Dolly Parton tees, calling him her little tiny baby

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The Cincinnati Reds? I’ve always been a huge fan. Skyline chili, joe burrow etc etc.

Dear Lord I have been a good enough person for most of my life so if I could see this just once this October I would be enormously grateful amen 🙏

Obviously we’ve taken to Bader here in Philly but he is hardly under the radar. The entire city of Philadelphia knows that the “unexpected” October star is going to be a young man by the name of Edmundo Sosa.

I don’t reaaaaaally believe in karma but Edmundo Sosa having a great season does make me think the universe gives people what they deserve here and there every now and then

Ok now kiss

Edmundo Sosa said this was his first three-homer game at any level. Among his postgame comments, he thanked the minor leaguers who came up and threw live BP to him and Trea Turner yesterday.

Didn’t watch The Sosa Game because I was busy crying my eyes out watching the John Candy doc and then Rob Mac lead the crowd in an Eagles chant so no ragrets

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One year ago today I pulled this busted tomcat out of the shelter and since then he’s blossomed into the sweetest, handsomest, fluffiest cat. He’s just happy to be here. I love him so fckn much and am here to tell you that adopting an old tom is a GREAT IDEA

How your email finds me

I do have a deep castellanos bias due to him being so hot but they are really trying to make his disappointment into A Thing and I don’t blame him for starting to get sassy about it

Nice

Hot Nick late Sept ? thank you god

Conflicted bc fuck the Mets but also respect the future mayor of NYC rooting for them over the Yankees

TURNSTILE IS FOR EVERYONE.

Thinking about the little chuckle topper let out to himself when he realized the bit

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Mumbling “iktr” under my breath begrudgingly

it's 2004, im babysitting and the baby is asleep so i watch that new show "the apprentice" and then the "man show" suddenly, an older version of myself bursts into the room and goes "i have something i need to tell you about the future"

I hope trea doesnt get roped into going to the lumineers concert ☹️

im proud to announce my new “center-left” super pac called The Reasonability Center we are focusing on 3 simple truths - socialism 👎 - lgbt 👎 - exxon/mobil 👍

Reading thru the Phillies game summary from last night

should inscribe ✝️ CUCK ✝️ on his hat

My friend names desserts for a living and asked me for some Phillies/red October dessert ideas— I came up with “Strahmberry and Kerkeream” which didn’t make the cut, so someone else out there can have that one for free.

Got scammed by the pound, asked for a dog but got a seal instead 💔

dragging you and your family away in the middle of the night for re-education due to thought crimes your baby had (failing to appropriately mourn charlie kirk)

I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing, it’s simply too good

I love Philly and being a Philadelphian and that’s largely bc of the vibes here (aggressive and off putting)

How come ur so stupid then