Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.” People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.

All contrarian ppl who are pointing out all the flaws in this photo!! In the time it takes u to post a rundown of what you spotted wrong in an AI photo, 700 boomers will already have shared it on Facebook and that’s the issue. Congrats on showing the rest of us how smart and intelligent YOU are tho🫶

Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope

I got hit in the head by a rotisserie chicken thrown out of a moving vehicle. It hit my ear, was very loud and bloody, and I was certain that I had just been shot.

Smiling at this post like a mother proud of her little baby

This is basically KPOP Demon Hunters if you're one of the five people left who hasn't seen KPOP Demon Hunters.

Hell isn’t hot enough for these fuckers

Every passing minute of not knowing Kyle Schwarber’s fate is agony i am suffering Kyle my mental health depends on you coming back to Philly please pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Shamelessly stealing from my past self.

In today's feed-yourself thread: Substitutions! If you're not an experienced cook, it can be confusing. Can you use Sriracha instead of curry paste? Will ketchup taste good on spaghetti? Can you make a side dish out of potatoes, oil, pepper, and chili powder? The answer to all these questions?

Schwarber looks like his woodworking class for troubled teens just got interrupted.

Will go full no contact with anyone that I see treat service workers poorly 💫 and tell everyone how much they suck 😍

Alt text: my beautiful spouse

Hope you are having a wonderful time kings 🙏🙏🙏

No one is as hot as Nick Castellanos but it’s important to go on record and say that Nolan Arenado is hot Enough, so I am green lighting that trade

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

Me reading Harrison Bader’s latest Instagram post

It gives me a creepy amount of joy to report that Jalen Hurts is Actually Perfect

correction: they are all retiring, announced or not

everyone search “how to remove a senator” i want to see something

BYE BITCH

Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

Write-in has got more votes than the ghost of Eric Adams

Message from Mamdani

It’s always baseball season

decision desk is calling it. you've won the dork district by a landslide

Ok Phillies you have got my attention!!

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

FUCK ICE.

Why do young liberals love Zohran Mamdani? We talked to 3 elderly Staten Island conservatives who can’t correctly say his name.

Day 1 of posting an Edmundo Sosa pic until the Phillies are back

2026 World Series odds. LETS GO ROCKIES

The FBI agent with Shohei's arrest warrant

Baseball is not for the faint of heart. It will fuck you up. Good & bad. And you’ll be back for more.

Toronto Blue Jays!! A hell of a run!!! Fun and gritty and played like dawgs!! I am proud of you

Pitchers and catchers are reporting in 100 days.

Dave Roberts staring at Clayton Kershaw in the bullpen like the Goblin mask

The best night of the year in Fishtown 100000%

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

it’s going to be so funny when they call the election for zohran mamdani 30 minutes after polling closes

I am drinking tea on my couch 💆‍♀️

Scoffing at the LinkedIn QuickApply job app asking for a cover letter and exiting in disgust

Spent $0 on Tulip and I’d Halloween costumes this year!! Two queens, joint slay, etc

This is special, folks. This may be the last ever World Series appearance from a player whose name appeared in an episode title of the hit TNT legal comedy “Franklin and Bash.”

Kershaw's reached 100 pitches twice this season: once in July and tonight in the bullpen.

Put kershaw in you fuxking cowards