i think we should all log off and play tetris tomorrow

"JOHN AVERY 'WHIT' WHITTAKER SMOKING A FUCKING JOINT"

Did you hear they’re remaking American Psycho? And they’re just calling it “My Wife”

White guy learns you have multiple partners: "Poly want a cracker?"

im geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetingggk kiiiiiiiilllleeeeeddddd by a pretty goooooood liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffeeeeeee 😀🔫 gumball machin 🍬

i dont get drunk i charismamax

aint no holla back girl is the girl version of we will rock your

I love people who do quote posts like this because it’s like yes, that’s in the post. I wasn’t trying to fool anyone by saying Lollapalooza is right around the corner and that Limp Bizkit is hotter than ever.

hey everyone! i just learned about a unreleased joyner lucas song featuring eminem called “what if i told you i was gay” where eminem does a verse as a homophobic friend but then at the end theres a twist where actually eminem was gay too the whole time

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

when the progesterone hits

oh women want you? fish fear you dude? thats cool. women look at me maternally and big guys call me buddy

finally some meaningful discourse on my feed

wait is steven miller based??

mr. president i'm sorry but we have to amputate everything, starting with your dick and ass

carakr braerll

Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there

never thought any of those cum podcast boys would make me cry but that @ritchietorres.bsky.social interview man…

taylor swift may have a handsome fiance, but one thing she does not have is this banh mi. this banh mi is mine

You need to express consent for this!

oh thank god

u folx arent ready for the heat in my drafts

democrats handed this bracelet to my son at the pride march and that is NOT okay!

guess i gotta stop liking shitposts about newsom cause now im getting stuff like this in my feed

idk i think governor gav (can i call him gav?) is pretty chill

who do they think the prime demographic for “niche mechanical keyboards” is lol

i feel about this image the way guys with marcus aurelius quotes in bio feel about a photo of the roman aqueducts

if anyone wants to let me inseminate them today we can try to get james dobson reincarnated and raise him transfem

the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that one day i will meet another beautiful trans gendered woman who has seen every episode of on cinema at the cinema

watched trap by m. night shyamalan and i cant believe thats the same guy that made dune

abandon vscode for tmux+nvim+lazygit+vim.lsp abandon iterm2 for kitty abandon unity for love2d i do have to memorize three hundred thousand bindings but if i hit "ctrl-b t" i get to see the time in cute ascii art so its all worth it 🤗

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I really liked this youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

rewarding my microwave by letting it heat up a fork as a treat

saw a bird outside today

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

Every single day Zuck gets closer to how Connor O Malley would play Zuck

the fucking paramount plus nazis goose stepping in the courtyard with blue armbands. Incredible.

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

Apple and Coke used to advertise there

take note, liberals

i need her 😔

Just found out about some fascinating developments in Dark Souls speedrunning. Wonderful