i bet my life would be better if i wore more expensive clothes all the time

We have a goalie fight! Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)

Watched the game with a bartender named Packer that was built like a bear

Sponge bob big guy pants ok

Last night we defended our PhD thesis in Divanomics

she finds my mechanics satisfying and my replay value high

WNBA seeks to grow audience by declaring bi women in het relationships who buy League Pass can “say it”

This is what sports is all about

Fuck I spent all of my racks on money again

To anyone saying anything at all about anything ever: you’re just figuring this out now?

oh to attend the 70s Supreme Court goon session

you better not be in the throes when I get there

Computer. Calvin Harris ft. Frank Ocean “Slide.” Full volume. Safety protocols off

incredible things are happening in China

Awesome that along with selecting your favorite team, the WNBA app lets you collect your favorite beautiful women

Got followed for about 2 blocks. They were saying something but my headphones were on. I finally pulled out my phone to record and as soon as i did the cop driving the car blew me a kiss and drove off. Only to drive past me 6 more times on my walk. Fuck cops. Fuck cpd. Fuck these pieces of shit.

hey what's up man? how you been? saw your ex posting about you on her locked account. real fucked up shit. alright i gotta split, stay frosty.

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

Fascists so caught up in fascist propaganda that they develop a child’s understanding of how military works

This is the guy I’m gonna hire to mount my tvs in the new apartment.

Thank you sir

Saw a recipe saying to wash your rice 10-11 times before cooking. Idk girl mine is clear after 3 no shade…

Check it out, if you press on this image it crashes your app

i sure hope trade doesn't play in my face so nasty today

Congratulations, very cool!

Very funny to see the resurgence of insta story PSAs saying “on X day we won’t buy anything EXCEPT FROM SMALL BUSINESSES”.

Severance is a show about walking kinda weird down hallways

Recession indicator

Not to be sensationalist but we’re all gonna die

Seeing what tumblr is like these days and they’re still posting shitty 0.5 second gifs of tv shows. It’s nice to see consistency in the world

YAOI MPREG REAL

Saw a mom with her toddler in a stroller intently watching a guy in a cherry picker trimming an old tree. Life is beautiful

unreal

I explained what sickle cell is to my boss and he said that sounds cool as hell and wants to have it too

I WON

Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy

I bought Balatro

How long till the economy crashes

donald trump posted a pjoto of a united DRPK Korea on truth social

Gay pirate fuckboy: aye that’s Marc, Me Thot

Why doesn’t this place have drafts

Art teacher sounds like a fun job but then you have to babysit a bunch of weird gay kids during lunch

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