instead of bullying me for having a small cock why can't you come over here and fuck me with that cock of yours that's so big apparently

i think i need a mean dyke to abuse me

the hacker tranny stereotype exists because bottoms desperately want a chance to triumphantly say “I’m in 😎”

i am endorsing Eric Adams for mayor of NYC

I wake up in a cold sweat, repeating the phrase "lifted Chevy spark." The doctors cannot help me.

you didn't get raptured? that's what you get for destroying your root chakra

the real reason i dont feel comfortable in queer spaces is my unerring internal clock and punctuality

small dick privilege is avoiding your government mandated sexual assault at airport security

"manual gynophilia." is that anything.

taking this opportunity to jump on the Gaylor bandwagon

i apologize for my hubris, hoes actually do get cold

the Normal Maggie DIY HRT Guide ™️ -determine your blood type -purchase black market ovaries that match your blood type -install those puppies wherever is convenient for you to access -try to not bleed out and die

avoided calling myself a transbian in early transition with the simple trick of being bisexual

no need to fight in the replies, she only speaks the divine word of god and i will not argue against it

nagisa shiota is an example of nominative determinism

ya girl made her last payment on laser today after three years

remember kids whisper networks are bad and essentially doxxing and never ever feel comfortable talking about bad behavior publicly without receipts in triplicate

i am a proud member of the transsexual community and an ally to the transgender community

if you won’t even go to an audition you can’t call yourself an actor

cis trans people are valid 💅 don’t take the scary hrt it could have side effects and put you at risk honestly those trans trans people need to stop being so mean

two old guys at work talking about how “AGP was a thing back in the day” and i had to remind myself they were talking about graphics cards

italian sign language must go crazy

im shocked that lolo is a sexpest towards women because i just thought he was gay

bye Hulk Hogan, i’ll always remember you walking into the same showing of Wolf of Wall-street as me and everyone losing their minds

nichole is only one letter off from nice hole and i feel like i messed up not picking that name

the entire discover feed is just

yeah i’m AMAB (Assigned Mother At Birth)

You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair. It wouldn't even be right.

freshly untucked circumcised dick tastes like foreskin

terfs would say morning cup of joanne

lesbian who refers to her coffee as he morning cup of jane in order to recenter woman

this guy tried to post rage bait and put his phone in his ass but got no notifications and is salty about it

a lot of liberals say they care about optics but when you ask them to mathematically derive the frequency dependence of cherenkov radiation, they can’t come up with the frank-tamm formula, so I don’t actually believe they care about optics that much.

surely it should be faggy maggie

first time swimming post orchie and i did the instinctual flinch when the water hit ball height before realizing i’ll never suffer that pain again

for all who celebrate

dog girl jesus really shamed a boymoder into just coming out to her family. bravo

got roasted by a zoomer but it just sounded like a starcraft warning

maybe i should pick up an interest in baseball, i can get real fixated on memorizing statistics

as a nuclear scientist, or at least a former one, i’m gonna bravely state that we shouldnt be bombing nuclear scientists

reading about the supreme court and half the work day is still left

didnt do it 😎

losing it at my desk because of a simple work task i need to do before the end of the day

guy who’s only ever seen one suicide video before “getting big budd dwyer vibes here”

in light of osrs cancelling pride, i’m reminded of learning that Roe v Wade was overturned via a hate march in Varrock where chuds were celebrating it

sabrina carpenter is stealing trans valor by pretending to be a dog on her new album

seeing leftists thirst over Zohran feels like our own Cuomosexuals fine if not your primary means of talking about him, but if it’s the only thing you post about him please seek help