Scratch a baddie, a babygirl bleeds.

I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up

Told my gf they put Gaben on ozempic and she started crying

Puppy gf brought home three pizzas in three days. I think she might have ARFid.

This is my primary political opinion outside of economic and idpol wedge issues

explaining that I have two girlfriends to my mother is awful because I can't just shrug and say there's a top shortage

*approaching a straight couple* ...so which one of you is the big sister and which one of you is the little sister?

Asked the new girl at work if she was a feminist and she started talking about her boyfriend.

dating hsts girls is not for the weak, y'all. she keeps putting on deodorant.

I wake up in a cold sweat, repeating the phrase "lifted Chevy spark." The doctors cannot help me.

girl who can't decide between two basically equivalent options x girl who knows it doesn't matter but still has an irrational opinion on it

> bsky user has a take on gender > ask if it's validity politics > they don't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is validity politics > they laugh and say "its a good take ma'am" > read their take > it's validity politics > mfw

this is how have complicated some women think it is. you should chase those women with needles.

I'm actually agp on my mother's side and hsts on my father's side

The passage you want is in chapter one. Specifically, it's pages twenty-four through twenty-seven in the second edition, wherein Dr. Serano defines the meanings of these words to what she assumes will be an audience of cisgender rubes in 2007.

omg he noticed me 😵‍💫

it's that time again, girls

she wouldn't let me make my jackbox name "dog yuri" just because we were surrounded by cis people 😔

how do you tell a woman of a certain generation about conditioner

coerced into living in a five-over-one

one must imagine pissyphus happy

she's at it again with the cold feet and the nosferatu voice 😞

I would wield this power with great responsibility

t4t butchfemme will save your life if you let it

men will say "my girl deserves the world" and then get mad if she "cheats" like, the world isn't just a line cook from dayton. it sounds like you think all she deserves is a line cook from dayton.

no babe I love your ass. the big ones scare me.

political theorists hit 10k on here and start talking like Cato the Elder

okay maybe some of us aren't going to make it through this one

thank fuck web 1.0 is back

romantic: "every inch of your body is a work of art." apparently not romantic: "keep moving. I love seeing your tendons."

"not everything requires matching outfits" - what happened to joie de vivre???

missing the fast-paced PVP action you can only get on grindr

have I failed to completely remove capitalist propaganda from my subconscious or do I really just have nothing to wear?

Steven Universe cub son or catty futch doll daughter?

my brother just referred to my parents' pet as "the dog sister." so glad I'm not puppy-pilled.

up late just grinching for the love of the game

she demands the worst word in the English language from me and thinks it a pittance

people act as if sequel-itis is a thing that only affects Hollywood and then line up to vote for a 75-year-old senator's fourth term

can't believe people are still falling for mimics. it's almost 2025. get it together.

was I wrong for this

eighteen years ago youtu.be/MVyM2GO5EXE?...

transvestigating Bruce Springsteen like Kurt Cobain

looking for advice on how to receive this level of hate

after all these years. i am still. coiling cables for my father's approval.

I WILL NOT SLEEP IN A POD. I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS. I WILL NOT PUT ON THE EARS.

does this mean I pass

she said I'm possum-coded. chat, am I cooked?