ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history

Lawyer: You say EVs don't solve infrastructure or cultural problems caused by private vehicles Me: Correct Lawyer: So it's not that the sound they make reminds you of that Sheryl Crow song. Me: I— Lawyer: You don't immediately think "This is LA" when you hear one slowing down Me: Now hold on..

The British really want to get below us on the “eye rolls caused on the continent” rankings, but until they stop sending over stag parties, it’ll be an uphill battle.

Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man

Ffs

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

Outlook for the new year ...

Let a million Chicagoes bloom.

Charles Vaughters is an aspiring conservative columnist, and this is the second time the NY times has featured him in this kind of "we asked a dozen real Americans" article this year. they even used the same fucking photo.

I seated Tony Kushner once when I was an usher. He had a coffee, which was not allowed, and though I let it slide, I did keep joking to the house manager that I was going to make him throw it out. She didn’t think that was funny.

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

No shock. These ghosts have turned my sleeping chamber, and others, into mostly hate.

lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time

People in their fancy Mediterranean climates will never know the joy of the temperature almost reaching the mid-40s after days in the 20s. I really pity them.

None of this shit "I haven't seen it," you read it to Mike Johnson or Vance or whoever and tie it to their lecturing on not saying Charlie Kirk was a hatemonger

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

History is funny because on one hand nobody has given anybody else a big wooden horse in several thousand years but also it appears we’ve learned literally nothing else so kind of a wash

I see something new every time I watch the Wizard of Oz. This year, I noticed the scarecrow’s gun

NANCY PANEL BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

We ALL reduce sleep apnea by getting oral sex in the Take On Me video, ok? The Japanese aren’t so genius.

Nation’s conservative uncles feverishly updating talking points ahead of Thanksgiving.

Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist? MAMDANI: I've spoken about-- TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.

Times like this, you have to keep your eyes on the prize: the Reuters photos of Don Jr crying over his father's casket, which we someday will get to all laugh at on here.

Ages ago, UCLA did a colorized restoration of Ernst Lubitsch's pre-code comedy One Hour with You. This version was only ever released in a LaserDisc box set, which I bought. Here an RF rip. Enjoy this song about how having sex with your wife is legal. archive.org/details/One_...

Christmas decor is emerging, Halloween decor has not yet been put away. The season of Tim Burton stalks the earth

We should have a Chuck Schumer who cares about America at all.

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

Can we fix this problem that did not happen with something that does not exist?

If the Democrats keep nominating charismatic candidates who actually like people, they're going to get massacred in 2026 and 2028. by Rahm Emanuel

Zohran has already gotten 250k more votes than Eric Adams did 4 years ago when he was hailed as the future of the Democratic Party.

Hold up, we got an expert on "Buschwick" over here.

As the cold reality of Cuomo’s defeat sets in, this is a moment for centrists to ask themselves: Have we lost touch with the common voter? Get out and spend time in the tattoo parlors and dispensaries. The drag shows, community gardens and outsider art galleries where Real New Yorkers congregate

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

I think Mamdani needs to kick Cuomo's ass one more time for the hat trick. Is he gonna run for HOA president or something in Florida?

Since Dick Cheney didn’t have a pulse, there’s a small—but bigger than usual!—chance he’s being buried alive.

it’s crazy that the main difference between when things were normal and now is that “you used to have to have reasons to say stuff”

This might be the most visceral scene in cinema. Just look at how good that must feel.

Classic threat of a good time.

"the speaker of the House is refusing to seat a duly elected member of Congress to protect the president from a vote to investigate his extensive connections the world's most notorious human trafficking pedophile" is one of those things you simply cannot put into New York Timesese

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

Remarkably in this short clip, he claims that all money comes through the White House AND that communism has been proven to not work for thousands of years, and yet he’s our president!

every young Republican staffer is a Nazi, it's that simple www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Nobody wants to work anymore.