God-fearing conservative open to fearing everything else as well

Nothing says ceasefire like massive bombing of civilians. Israel had no intention of maintaining the ceasefire once the hostages returned.

Carney introduces bail reform mostly just to see the look on Poilievre's face

There wouldn't have been a french revolution if those bakers had marketing departments telling people the chalk in the bread added protein

Commander in Thief anntelnaes.substack.com/p/commander-...

Thank God for Canadians. Canada nICE Agents.

We won't tell our actual founders, Andrew Bell and Colin Macfarquhar, about Joan and Brian.

The British burned down the White House in 1814. Perhaps they were right?

Has he only been in office nine months? It feels like years. I feel like I've aged years since his inauguration.

Idk what it says about 2025 that were all like “ooh look a heist, finally something whimsical” but it’s not good

Peak Canadian is partying in the streets while obeying the traffic lights

Me (not into sports): So I'm hearing that Cheri Oteri is playing some very good baseball lately?

republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache

WCK teams in Gaza were able to cook meat again for the first time in eight months. Our kitchens served hundreds of thousands of plates of chicken and beef with vegetables. Families—especially children—were overjoyed to receive meals they hadn’t had in months. #ChefsForGaza

French authorities won’t charge Louvre thieves on grounds the crime was really cool

If you are looking for a low-stakes/high drama read, this thread is for you hahaha

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

Netanyahu won't stop until he's murdered every Palestinian on Gaza. #FreePalestine www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.

Heading to downtown Vancouver in a little while for the No Tyrants event, and my 11yo kids are super excited about their First Protest in solidarity with the US No Kings. I think they are happy they can do even something small,they worry about Trumpism coming to Canada via Poilievre.

My mother was born 8 months before women became Persons legally in Canada - she had about the same legal standing as a family pet or a couch. And I have 11 year old kids. This isn't ancient history, like some folks think.

Fight the urge to go dunk on trollish USG accounts; it's like mud wrestling with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig likes it. Instead, focus on picking Bluesky fights like Alf intended: by willfully misunderstanding skeets from people who actually agree with you entirely

BREAKING: A far-right Israeli group, Tsav 9, is blocking trucks from carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza at the Karem Abu Salem crossing. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/5gja2w

“The perception is true that overall our marine mammals have rebounded and they’re doing extremely well, with one exception,” said Andrew Trites. “Southern resident killer #whales, despite everything’s being done, have not improved.” @ubcmarinemammal www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...

Sorry I have plans

Little Mikey trying to get Nobel Prize for 47 Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social Support Ann at anntelnaes.substack.com

“Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold

South African President Cyril Ramaphosa says the Gaza ceasefire will not affect his country’s genocide case against Israel at the ICJ aje.io/mbmr4o

whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow

Ethnic cleansing is happening in the #WestBank. In #MasaferYatta, 85% of homes have been demolished. More from Celine, Project Coordinator and Frederieke, Humanitarian Affairs Manager:

This is huge news! UBC has developed an enzyme that can convert donor organs to type O, making them universal. Normally a using organs of the wrong blood type causes the recipient's immune system to attack the organ, leading to failure. ❤️🇨🇦⚕️ news.ubc.ca/2025/10/univ...

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

The US Department of War’s poorly planned, badly led and incompetently executed US invasion of Canada was defeated today in 1812

This post is like 5 seconds away from telling me I should smile more

When the ibuprofen starts kicking in

ME: and what of the boys? THEM: they’re back in town sir ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they… THEM: locked and loaded sir ME: excellent. to the yard then

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

Portland isn't burning, it's lit

No ICE in Canada. Ever. Contact your MP.

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake https://theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best-creative-thinking-when-backed-in-1851338274/

If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.

Every Trump Q&A sounds like Clippy trying to overthrow democracy.

PASSIVE AGGRESSION TRANSLATED

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

Meal Team Six reporting for duty