Okay but like. Shows don't just kill characters off for shock value (usually). It's for the emotional impact and story progression. There's no point to letting characters just randomly hang out if they have nothing to do (I'm looking at you Hopper, your ass should have been grass in S3)

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

I had the flu and I don't remember the show I spent nine years working on

Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/

#ST5 - I promise I'll stop at some point but does anyone else remember when the Duffers said that season 5 would connect to Evil Dead Rise? Which ofc sparked theories about possession, etc And the link just ended up being that Holly Wheeler's actress was also in it

#ST5 - not for nothing but if you did this in a writing workshop you'd get your ass handed to you. Not everything means something in real life. But in a story, the details you include should all be integral to the plot or characters in some way.

#ST5 Okay this would work if Eleven was from the Upside Down. But she's a human girl. From Planet Earth. She couldn't have just lost her powers for good?

Instead of watching the #ST5 finale I made rum pecan ice cream

1) Duffers & co. aren't good enough writers to develop characters in large ensemble casts 2) They make creative choices that have nothing to do with anything. Ex. Eddie's outburst about Iron Maiden & "Eddie Lives" on the album that came out that year. 3) No idea if they want the story to be about

Illustration of Terra Branford by Yasuhiro Nishikawa.

Thinking pluribus is bad is a low frequency belief. if anyone is hoping to get on a higher frequency they should enjoy pluribus

Stranger Things season 6

I have too many hot takes for someone who isn't going to watch Season 5 of Stranger Things

if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind

Found a bookstore that stocks your novels

ok next year we’re defeating christmas

A Vague-trarian take

*political youtuber voice* They are telling us we have to sit down on the toilet just to fart

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

That time of year again!

My adorable five year old niece calls it "Cake Pop Demon Hunters."

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Merriam Christmas

who the fcuk is on my roof

Found the CBS feedback form. Left a message about Bari www.cbs.com/showfeedback...

Mr. Gorbachev, DECK THIS HALL!!

they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE

I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years

yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.

We didn't need The Way of Water either

Morning.

Mass deportations don’t protect working people—they weaken labor standards, silence organizing and empower bad employers. An attack on immigrant workers is an attack on ALL workers. @jimmy-iupat.bsky.social

You can still be sexy and mysterious AND in bed by 9:30 P.M. Don't believe us? Here's how it's done: newyorkercartoons.visitlink.me/01x2e3

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

Morning.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

that one redraw <3 #bnha | #kurogiri | #shirakumo

i made this for my husband

Just say women. This is taking forever.

can't win them all

related to this a lot of people in the pundit class need to learn how to just be annoyed by someone or something without turning it into What’s Wrong With America

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

Across the Spiderverse—packed theater. Kid shouts, "It's spiderman!!" and another kid shouts back, "Shut the fuck up!"

ah yes, all workers should have the right to hurl racial slurs at black customers

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Really beginning to think I should’ve waited for prices to drop before buying 1,200 copies of “American Canto”.