Because @forbes.com are chicken shits, this article is a bunch of Clooney quotes that were actually published before Trump reacted to him getting French Citizenship, and nothing he said is a reaction to anything Trump said.

This feels absurdly obvious. Ever been to an orchestra concert?

Not that it matters really since she's labeled all caps, but this looks nothing like Pam Bondi

AI generated. What's the deal with how the albums are displayed? What audiophile would do that? And it appears there's some sort of Turntable/Speaker on the left, next to another turntable.

Someone who turned 18 in 1990 is 53 now. I'm 68 but I'm getting a bang out of all the rock show goers and ravers I met in the 1990s are getting the sciatica & their doctors are putting them on cholestorol meds.

But they already knew you were an asshole.

@microsoft.com fix your shit. I can't rename files in the File Explorer any more.

Gotta love it when clerics post thirst trap pics

Jesus playing a harp he bought on TEMU

If they have a slap battle who wins?

KPop Demon Hunters are coming for Tr#mp

Imagine having the world’s largest microphone and still choosing to sound this stupid.

The inauguration was celebrated by the Statue of Liberty walking up 5th avenue to "Walking On Sunshine"

This ad on a @nytimes.com editorial is sinister AF

Everyone assumes Clippy is a dude.

Most likes on a post ever. That will be on my tombstone.

Mentally unstable man pussy!?! I think they opened for the Cows at 1st Avenue in 1995

I should have fewer #VST Plugins. But I bet I'm not alone in this: The "scan all VSTs" nonsense that happens in audio Apps is painful and there should be an easier way. I'd love it if UAudio didn't install a kajillion plugins I don't have licenses for. #DAW #ComputerMusic #SoftwareIsStupid

Thanks to @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us for featuring my track "Sick" on his IHearIC Podcast. Always love when someone steps in and makes people listen to my music, whether they want to or not. soundcloud.com/rockhardcauc...

Autocorrect amazes me. It lets you mistype things without correction all the time. Worse, I think it makes the typos part of its training. So the worse you type the worse it corrects. "Fecery" instead of "Every" sounds poopy 💩

The shittiest thing about the Shithead renaming the Kennedy Center is the name: "The Donald Tr_mp and the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts" A normal person would remove the second "The." It's like he just Sharpied his name on top of Kennedy's.

Sun City Girls Allowed The Sam Smiths Radiohead Todd and the Monsters Bighead Todd Rundgren Talk Talk Talking Heads Kate Bush Tetras

Buffalo Tom Waits Right Said Fred Armisen Rolling Stone Temple Pilots Beat(les) Happening. General Public Enemy

Deep cut strictly for #IowaCity peeps: Family Van Morrison

Simply Red Hot Chili Peppers

This is one of those headlines that means the INCREDIBLE research finding, in the end, WILL NEVER RESULT IN A ACTUAL DEPLOYABLE CURE. How often you read about a scientific breakthroughs that sink like a stone, never to be heard of again. Science is hard, & pop science journalism is stupid.

My idea of hell is having a Musk-developed robot in my home. It would probably break the dishes & tell unfunny jokes while it drips ketchup on my bed.

This person - if it is a person and not some kind of AI Eldritch horror - has 3 things going on: over the top performative Christianity, lotsa boobs pictures, and absurdly plumped lips. I don't get it.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has Resting Retaining Water Face

Wet Wet Wet Leg

Frank Black Eyed Peas

In this essay I will explain why I'm utter trash and you should be too.

Scott Adams! Too soon?

I arrived at LaGuardia airport back when TSA stole your lighter. Out at the Taxi stand, Johnny Knoxville helped me out by handing me his cig to light mine from. Only clocked who he was when a couple of teenagers wanted an autograph.

@clarencejohnson.bsky.social is the most sampledelical producer I know. 45RPM surface noise is the utility infielder on his team. #HipHop #TripHop #CopyrightCriminal drumbeats.bandcamp.com/album/sweet-...

Sure @nytimes.com gets the diacritical marks right, but they also normalize fascism.

This goes out to my tens of fans

"how can I be racist? I love lasagna!"

Canadians can take some bitter solace in getting the US's weather over the next century as it becomes an uninhabitable desert due to the global warming for which the US is uniquely responsible.

Made with real snow!

Why can't I get a street legal F1 racer?

Could there be a better typo than "Drank Sinatra?"

Chitchat Wright is killing it for Iowa women's basketball, & winning the cool player name game. "Caitlin Clark" can't compete.

1. It's a relief this post didn't go TERFy. 2. Nothing feels as deep as one's most petty feelings. 3. I for one want those rolls of actual cotton towels they used to put in restrooms. And the machine that sold black plastic combs for a nickel. #GrandpaSimpson

She was also a die hard racist and fascist. @nytimes.com stop normalizing fascism.

Even when he's wisecracking he's awkward and annoying

If you think Kwanzaa is a made-up but 1) All holidays are made-up 2) It is about celebrating African values, i.e. human values 2) It hasn't yet been turned into a super-commersh hullabaloo. Thanks to @drstaceypatton.bsky.social I know today is Ujima, which is collective work & responsibility.

No one else had as trenchant a critique as "a massive splat of jizz"

Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo.