Me again talking about me.

How do I set up something like the Discovery feed, but ... better?

What a name

Prairie progress

Here something I've not seen anyone say: Iranians are actually people. They've not had a democratic voice in their country since before most living Iranians were born. They don't want to be at war with anyone. They are at the mercy of their dictatorship. Those are the people we're killing.

Roses are red Khakis are Tan

Art Cullen is kind of bonkers, in a good way. Look far and wide you'll never see another opinion column this poetic and weird. www.stormlake.com/stories/the-...

It sucks that Afroman was sucking up to Trump, but he's a player, always looking for the play to make. It isn't ideology to him, it's money business.

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social we should start a journal of Afroman Studies. Dialectical Materialism, Afroman, and Pound Cake: A Critical Exegesis.

The @ronanfarrow.bsky.social article about Sam Altman is chilling. A telling detail: researchers were concerned that LLMs could behave exactly like... Sam Altman. #LLMs

I never heard of ANNĒ. I wish her well, but this doesn't speak to my condition. I may be burnt out on the whole hard minimal thing. It reminds me of big soundsystems that turn the bass into deep whomp whomp fart sound. And people dig it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #techno

She would have fucked up too, but fucking up while trying to do the right thing is always better than fucking up because it's your whole deal.

Tr█mp is bad at propaganda, not just because he's pretty shit at everything. It's because the only people he can motivate reliably are those who identify with him, because his comprehensive shit-ness lets them off the hook for theirs. www.404media.co/iran-is-winn...

A dapper fellow

How many Canadians speak French the way Peggy Hill speaks Spanish?

If there was a Christian God, they'd burst into flames

Gemini name checked this group The Free Design, as the middle point between Palestrina and ABBA. Very firmly dated in the 1960s soft-pop conventions but quality songs and sophisticated arrangements. Supposedly a big influence on Belle & Sebastian. youtu.be/pRaTIIa4Xys?...

I asked Gemini what the midpoint artist between Autechre and the Beatles. First suggestion Aphex Twin. I said "go less obvious" and it suggested Silver Apples. Later on after I mentioned Silver Apples playing a Cement mixer in Iowa City. So it changed it's answer to Einsturzende Neubaten.

I'm not crying you're crying youtu.be/EH5v9H62wKQ?...

Tale of two adjacent skeets

But Arnold Palmer got a drink named after him.

It me, Chaircrusher. That's Hickory Hill Park in Iowa City

When bad things happen to bad people, it doesn't make them better, it just means no one cares if they're sad.

I joined a Sourdough baking group on FB & people be so unintentionally funny. This posted by someone stressing over their loaf, who did not consider what it looks like.

Why is there no cage match with Less Than Jake?

I know I'm large and have a beard, but BlueSky shows me every cute gay bear couple on my discover feed. It's like it thinks I'm a likely recruit for the team. Don't mind all the apparently happy bears, bless 'em. Just a funny algorithmic quirk.

So much of reactionary ideology is taking an unalloyed virtue, find it's opposite, then WellActually the virtue until low-information people take it seriously. Especially potent if the trash take identifies an imaginary problem, and proposes a draconian solution.

I'M RICH @triplicaterecords.com

The shithead claimed in his autobiography to be the best baseball player in NYC when he was in little league

Hats off to this guy that disallowed reskeets on this blindingly deep insight.

I think I know why our land line died.

Green

Google Takeout is something non-evil Google did. I'd never heard of it. takeout.google.com

1. Sycophantic agreement 2. Unable to counter my negative arguments, just agree. 3. How will the AI fanboys counter their creation's admission of imprecision?

Hey Gemini, make a bullet point that scares the shit out of me.

A large percentage of LMMs use cases could be done more accurately, with less energy used, by Perl scripts using regular expressions. LLMs algorithms use huge amounts of electricity to do things unreliably. It's a mathematically proven consequence of how they're made.

Going thru @atrupar.com account looking for a skeet from yesterday. He either has assistants skeeting for him, or he's chained to a desk surrounded by monitors and a shock collar jolts him if he goes 5 minutes without skeeting.

Well you can't molest children as conveniently in a library

Betteridge's law of Headlines applies.

Marmite pop tarts

Good tip from Suze Ijó : Kukhanyakwensimi A 30 minute version (of an 11 minute track)? Yes please. kukhanyakwensimi.bandcamp.com/track/live-c...

Download this recording where I'm playing the guitar with an impact massagers. Make something out of it. cornwarning.com/chaircrusher...

Is it important to keep skeeting what a dangerous, useless sack of rotting eels President Tr█mp is? Most people already know. But some people on BlueSky think they need to keep mentioning it, with no new information. Him being Jabba the Hutt, only less fun, is not news. Focus on what he does.

SLOW ME -3 Toed Sloth

This was all black 2 days ago.

The White House complained about this picture? That is about as human as Karoline Leavitt has ever looked.

"Kristi Noem's Husband" is pretty much all you need in order to feel sorry for the dude. If he's into cross dressing and fetish stuff that's the most humanizing thing about the Noems. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...

I asked what I thought the OP posted and here's the answer.

Less touching grass more touching mud